Lines from Guo Degang's "The History of My Struggle".

Please!

What you are talking about should be "I Want to Strive"

A: Thank you, thank you all~

B: Yes~

A : Brother Qian'er hasn't slept for a long time~ I don't know what he did~

B: Haha~ Why don't I just stay with you~

A: Hey~ This is not right~~~

B: Haha~

A: There are so many people here~

B: Ah

A: I feel happy when I see everyone~

B: Yes~

A: I support you~

B: Yes~

A: Listening to more cross talk is good. Listening to more cross talk means you are patriotic~

B: Is it patriotic?

A: Five thousand years of traditional culture are all reflected in cross talk~

B: Yes~

A: Look~ let’s talk now ~A lot of people can’t make it to the scene~

B: Yeah~

A: You can also download it online~

B: It’s available everywhere~

A: Ah~many people have crosstalk in their MP3 player~

B: I like this~

A: Convenient~

B :Yes~

A: It doesn’t matter if you can’t come to the theater~ You can still listen~

B: Just pick it up and listen~

A: The times are developing, and society is Making progress~

B: Yeah~

A: Did you dare to imagine MP3?

B: How could it be available at that time?

A: No~

B: No~

A: Did you know what fitness was back then?

B: Not at that time~

A: Look at the camera a hundred years ago~

B: No~

A : It’s not that good~

B: Yes~

A: (facing the person taking pictures under the stage) And there is no person taking pictures~

B : Nonsense~

A: (Make a V gesture to the person taking the photo)

B: Hi~

A: Hurry up and take the photo, I can’t hold on. Just a little longer~ They won’t do it~~

B: Diabetes is not possible~

A: I’m not near here~ Did you have a mobile phone in the past?

B: No~

A: Don’t say it’s in the past~ How many years have you gone back and have extra legs for ten or eight years~ Is it so common?

B: That’s not the case at all~

A: No, it was your grandfather’s time in those days~

B: Liberation Come on~

A: At that time~his grandfather was responsible for some work in the village~

B: Yes~

A: Something happened , take the big tin trumpet~

B: It will act as amplification~

A: "Fellows, come out, ~the imperial army will not grab food~"

B: What happened to the traitor?

A: That’s his grandfather~

B: That’s not what he did

A: Later~ there was The electricity is on~

B: Ah~

A: The village also has that big speaker~

B: Yes~

A: There is a man shouting in the house~

B: It’s electrified

A: His uncle calls this in the village, his uncle~

B: Also responsible?

A: Widow Zhang, Widow Wang, Widow Li, the head of the village, if you don’t pay the electricity bill, I will kick in your door tonight~

B: Oh~~ I’ll kick in the widow’s door. ?

A: Ah~

B: What are you doing?

A: Times are developing, and now everyone has a mobile phone~

B: Alas, everyone has one~

A: It is getting more advanced day by day~ < /p>

B: Yes~

A: Including colorful bells~

B: There are many colorful bells~

A: In the past two years Where is it? There are no ringtones for text messages~

B: Now everyone

Various~

A: My mobile phone is it~

B: Really?

A: Every call from a different friend has a different voice~

B: Is there a difference?

A: Ah~ "Dang Tang Li Li Li Li Lu Tang Li Li Dong,..." This is a friend from the music industry~

B: Oh~~Shan Xian'er~ ~

A: Hey, the one who sings the single string song~ "Kick da~ta, the ringing data leads the jingle~" The one who sings allegro~

B: Hey~

< p>A: "Get up, you people who don't want to be slaves~" My wife~

B: Huh? ~~~This is the result of long-term oppression~

A: "Dad, please answer the phone."

B: Is this?

A: (As if answering the phone) Yu Qianer~~~

B: (Pushing A) Go~~~~change the ringtone for me~~~

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A: That’s what it means~~Right~~~

B: What do you mean~~

A: Times are developing and society is progressing~ People The standard of living has improved~

B: Ah~~

A: People go to higher places, and water flows to lower places~

B: Yes~

A: Everyone wants to succeed~

B: Yes~'

A: Do something big~

B: Yes, yes~

A: Teacher Yu is pretty good~

B: Me~! Average~

A: In the cross talk world, this is considered a trouble, right?

B: I dare not say that~~

A: You’ve had enough of Gang Feng~

B: What’s the matter

A: It’s amazing~ The manager of our theater~~~ said that other actors “can’t do it~no one can do it~”

B: Don’t like it?

A: Only Teacher Yu can praise you~

B: The theater manager has three hands?

A: He has six fingers~

B: Hi~~It doesn’t count~~~

A: You are amazing~~

B: No~

A: His family is also very good~

B: Influence~~

A: Teacher Yu’s fathers~ ~~Ah~~Here~~~

B: Don’t add the word 'men' here? There are not so many people~

A: His father always likes to lean against the door and talk~

B: Hi~~That doesn’t count~~

A: Yu The teacher’s father, Mr. Wang~ in this Beijing...

B: Hey hey hey~~~Okay~ My surname is Yu and my father’s surname must be Yu.

A: Is there such a coincidence?

B: It’s not a coincidence~

A: Send everyone! You picked it, right?

B: No~`

A: Huh?

B: A son inherits his father’s surname, so you have to say this~

A: Their old man is a great man, otherwise how could he have such a son?

B: Hi~~hehe~

A: Huh? ~~The government also values ??his father very highly~

B: That’s right~

A: Ah~ the government said, “Whoever can find his father will be given 100,000 yuan.” , If I can deliver it, I’ll give you more.”

B: What’s going on with the wanted criminal?

How is he doing?

A: Pulling a spare tire~~

B: What is the spare tire tube for?

A: Teacher Yu is even more amazing today~

B: Yes~

A: I am also very particular about what I wear~

< p>B: Ah~

A: The food is also the best~Whatever comes down (ripe)~What will he eat first~~

B: Ah~~

A: Amazing~ The house we live in is also very good~

B: Yes~

A: Four floors upstairs and downstairs ~ 700 square meters with a motorcycle ~

B: Did I go to the three-bedroom house again?

A: No~

B: What’s wrong?

A: There is a small door with that one. After entering, you can open the roof. . . . .

Oh~Elevator~Elevator~~`

B: Hi~ You who brought the elevator made it clear~

A: Let me learn from you~~`

B: Let’s talk about school~

A: Okay?

B: No~~

A: Because I have always known this sentence ~ "It is guilty to look down on the superior"

B: Hey~ This is right ~

A: If you are very capable, then you are very capable~ If you don’t agree with others, that won’t work~ Swearing will not solve the problem~

B: Ah~~It’s useless to choke~~

A: Learn from Teacher Yu, I will become an outstanding person~

B: You? Do you have an advantage?

A: Me~ Personally speaking, I am a very good person~

B: Ah~ that’s the basic thing~

A: Hey~ look I am a person~ Let’s put it this way~

B: Ah~

A: I saw a big leather bag while walking on the street~ When I opened it, it was full of money~

B: Yes~

A: Someone else took it and ran away~

B: Ah

A: If it were me, wait for the owner~

B: Alas~~That’s right~~~

A: Well~~~~the four words "picking up gold and not being ignorant" are talking about me~~~

B: Can you do it?

A: Of course~wait for the owner~

B: Okay~

A: The owner says no~I want it again~

B: Hey~ Why wouldn’t you want it? What do you say to people when you meet them?

A: Don’t tell him~

B: Huh? Then what are you waiting for?

A: Wait for him to come over~Oh~make sure it’s him~he’s gone~you go home~

B: Okay~you got the money really well~~

A: I~ I will succeed~

B: Ah

A: I will become an outstanding person~

B: Then what are your abilities?

A: Bah~~~

B: What’s wrong?

A: This is what you call a bully~

B: Why are you bullying?

A: How can you stand down from so many people~

B: If you don’t have one, I’ll just ask~

A: What do you mean? Is it human language?

B: What are your abilities?

A: You said "What are you capable of" with your big mouth. Do you know that this is an insult?

B: Why is it insulting?

A: My whole life’s wisdom was ruined by your hands~

B: What kind of wisdom?

A: No gain or loss?

B: No? What would be ruined without me?

A: If you have it, it will be destroyed in your hand~

B: Isn’t it true?

A: I am very clever~

B: What can I do?

A: I can~~I can cut mutton slices~

B: Huh?

A: I can also cut beef slices~

B: Oh~~

A: I can also sharpen a knife~~

B: Finished sharpening the knife~~~~

A: Cut the mutton slices~

B: OK~

A: Cut the beef slices too~

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B: Stop cutting it~ Wouldn’t it be over if you were just a chef?

A: That’s right~ That’s okay~ I’ll be the number one scholar~

B: Yes

A: Right? We have a companion, a eldest sister, a chef~

B: Who is it?

A: Dae Jang Geum~

B: Dae Jang Geum?

A: South Korea~Korea~far~way~~

B: Yes

A: Through superb cooking skills, the emperor was They all hooked up~ I used my cooking skills

B: Ah~

A: How can I get the two ladies to live together~

B: My heart is still there It’s so big, how about two ladies?

A: Well, there is a main palace and a partial one~~~

B: Okay, don’t think about this

That’s it~!

A: I would like this~

B: Ah~

A: I opened a restaurant~

B: Okay Ah~

A: Korean food~

B: Yes

A: My name is Xiao Janggeum~~

B: Young Jang Geum?

A: As soon as it opens, the guests are here, come and have a bowl of braised pork~

B: Why are you still selling braised pork?

A: He thinks he and Xiaochang Chen'er are buddies (is that the name?)

B: Well, it's not a chain store~

A: I~I thought~I have to ask for good luck~~~

B: How to ask for good luck?

A: I have to ask for something good and auspicious first~~~~~

B: A sign?

A: Yes, yes~ You see, everyone is asking for this and that to be provided in the house~`

B: Yes, yes

A : Why can’t I do it?

B: You can also ask for it~

A: If I want to do a big business, I have to ask for good luck~

B: How to ask for it?

A: There is an ancient temple in Xishan, Beijing. There is an old god inside. Is he an old monk? He speaks very eloquently~~

B: Ah~~

A: He also has the one he is carrying~~

B: Amulet~~~

A: Yes~~I’ll ask for one~~~

B: Please ask for one

A: I’ll ask for one~My heart is very pious~~ I got up at five o'clock in the morning~

B: So early?

A: You are pious~~~

B: Oh~~~

A: This is very important~~Have you met our Tibetan lamas? ~~

B: I know~~

A: That person kowtowed to his head~

B: Ah~~

A: That means they are pious~~~

B: Yes~~

A: Just throw away the "bia"~~

B: Not that much Ruthless~~

A: Really, really~ kowtow with "kua"~~~

B: Yes~

A: I will get rich in the future I have six lamas at home~

B: What are you doing?

A: Mop the floor~~~

B: Huh? How about using a lama as a mop?

A: Clean~squeaky clean~

B: Yes, that’s for the future~

A: That’s for the future , let’s talk about the front first,

B: Yes

A: I’ll go first,,

B: Go up to the Western Mountain

A: Five o'clock~ Come out, the car broke down

B: Yo~!

A: What’s going on? Walk~

B: Walk?

A: You have to go on foot~

B: Oh

A: You have to be pious,

B: Ah

A: Walking to Xishan, 12 o'clock at noon, all morning long, is this heart pious enough?

B: Okay

A: Are you pious enough?

B: Yes

A: As soon as we entered the temple, the young monk came out~

B: Ah~

A: Where did the donor come from? I said, ‘I came from the Eastern Land and the Tang Dynasty’

B: Huh? Are you here to learn from the experience?

A: Don’t be joking~Don’t be joking~

B: That’s right

A: Are you here to ask for a signature? Or doing health care?

B: What kind of temple is this? Why is there still health care here?

A: This temple is called Baojian Temple.

B: What Baojian Temple is it?

A: Remember the original legend ~ Gou Jian, King of Yue~~ is cheap enough~

B: Who is cheap enough?

A: That’s quite mean~ There is a big sword~ And then the sword~ is sharpened~

B: (stopping) We don’t listen to history

A: Can cut mutton

Slices

B: How about cutting the mutton into slices?

A: No, you don’t understand this

B: I don’t understand, just say this...

A: This is all science (xiao twice) Ah, this is all~

B: This is what you say in the temple...

A: For him, his sword and the offering, cover This temple is called Baojian Temple~

B: Oh oh oh~ oh~~

A: We are here to ask for the smiling little sword~

B: Oh~ amulet~~~

A: Be a little guy and use a red rope to tie this amulet~~~

B: Yes, yes~

A: Big sword~small sword~right?

B: Don’t mention this, just~

A: We are willing to ask for this~

B: Oh~

A: I said I asked for a sword~ Hey~ Come with me to the back~

B: Come in

A: The master is at the back~

B: Ah~

A: Go around the corner and go to the back~There is a meditation hall~The old monk is sitting there~

B: Yes~

A: Ha~ big eyebrows~ (gesture, go to the ground)

B: To the underground?

A: Ah~ Then sit (action, meditate) opposite and be a girl~

B: Be a girl?

A: Oh, this is beautiful ~ so beautiful ~

B: What is it for?

A: Do you want to do health care~

B: Or do you want to do health care?

A: What the hell?

B: Nonsense~ Why did she come?

A: She also asked for a sword~ She asked for a sword~

B: Oh oh~

A: The girl is so pretty~ she is so beautiful They are all prettier than you~

B: Don’t compare me~

A: Sitting here~ I’m also here to beg for a sword and ask the old monk for advice~

B: Oh~ yes~

A: Yeah~ the master is telling her~

B: What are you talking about?

A: (singing) 'A beautiful marriage has been passed down through the ages. The second sister Wang, Zhang Tingxiu, has passed down the story through the ages~'

B: O~~~ the old monk sang before getting married. Two people transferred ~this~

A: Can we respect each other?

B: Nonsense, this is what he sang~

A: I said eldest sister, eldest sister, I have a long way to go,

B: Ah

A: I'll come out at five o'clock and be here at 12 o'clock. I'll put in some stuff, okay?

B: Hehe~

A: You are tired, sit over here~

B: Come up to the front~

A: Let me tell you, master~ Disciple, please give me some advice~

B: Hey, tell me~

A: "The female donor~"

B: Hey~ What kind of look is this?

A: Huh?

B: There is a substitution here~

A: Uncle~Uncle~I`~I~

B: Ah~

A: Uncle~ Take a look~

B: Changed to uncle~

A: (move, open eyes and look left and right) Move over there, you~oh~Gassel~ (To the girl) Wait for me for a while

B: He is not a serious monk~

A: "Tell me, tell me, what's the matter?" Master, Please give me some guidance~ I want to struggle and become a great person. What do you think I should pay attention to?

B: Tell me~

A: (move, stand up, and then talk to the girl) Wait for a while

B: Don’t worry about her~ Didn't you see this person? < /p>

B: Is that really good?

A: That’s great, that’s great~

B: What did you say?

A: Who knows~

B: Huh? It’s okay if you didn’t hear clearly~

A: That’s great, that’s great~Master~you~you can do one more~

B: One more~?

A: Uncle! ~The old man is tired, one more~

B: Okay~

A: "One more~One more"

B: The old monk brought trouble ’s~

A: “En~en~~The Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors~the fame of Xiahou, Shangzhou and Zhou~the five tyrants and seven heroes are in trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period~…………~~it’s like fighting between dragons and tigers~”

B: Oh~~~

A: Ouch yoyo~ That’s great, great~

B: Yes~

A: Come again, come again A~

B: Still talking?

A: Sir, one more and one more~

B: Ah~

A: "One more? (To the girl) Just wait a little longer Yes~ wait a little longer"

B: Don't worry about that~

A: "One more~"

B: This is not over yet Where is my son~

A: "Listen to this~Listen to this~~~(singing) passed down through the ages~a beautiful marriage~"

B: Why return this?

A: "Second Sister Wang~..."

B: Okay, okay~ I won’t sing this part~

A: He usually says that both of them can sing it accurately One~

B: Hey~ Okay~ It’s better to have two people~

A: Anyway, the belly is narrower~ and the work is narrower~

B: Nothing else?

A: I say yes, I thank you~Thank you~I understand~Disciple understands~

B: Oh~

A : Please hurry up and give me that health care~ I’ll take it with me~ Okay~ That’s great~ It’s a blessing~?

B: Just that amulet~

A: "Wait~" The young monk brought it from behind~ The master must be respectful when picking it up~

B : Oh~

A: "Donor, this sword is very important~"

B: Why?

A: "Well~it was exposed by the poor monk on purpose! Ah~"

B: Put it down first~put it down first~Okay, stop talking~it was exposed on purpose. ah?

A: Yes, the old monk deliberately exposed himself~

B: Never heard of it~ Who do you see, this old monk with a naked buttocks?

A: Can you please stop talking nonsense?

B: Nonsense~ Why did the old monk expose himself?

A: Consecrated, everyone is a monk in the temple ~ a high-ranking monk ~ a person left...

B: Consecrated~~~~consecrated~~~~

A: (Stupid) Are you lying to me?

B: What am I lying to you about?

A: When we were children, we played together, and the children started fighting together. If someone took off their pants, that would be called consecration.

B: That would be called exposure, do you know?

A: What about this?

B: This is called consecration~

A: Isn’t this about stripping off the old monk’s pants? ~

B: Nonsense~ Why are you taking off the old monk’s pants?

A: Whose pants are you picking off?

B: I won’t take off anyone’s pants~

A: If I don’t take them off~how~how can I open them?

B: No~ Why don’t you understand? This thing is called consecration~ It has nothing to do with taking off your pants~

A: Are you wearing pants? Wearing pants~?

B: How fresh~

A: How can you say you are exposed when you are wearing pants?

B: Who said enough is enough?

A: Whose pants were removed?

B: No one has taken off his pants ~ No pants ~~`

A: No one has taken off his pants?

B: This thing is called enlightenment~

A: Just enlightenment?

B: Hey, right~~

A: Oh~ now we have made this clear~~

B: What acridine~!

A: I thank you~Thank you~I have brought it~Thank you, master~I said that with your blessing I will be able to do it in the future

I can’t afford it~

B: Ah

A: Let me ask, is there anything else I need to pay attention to?

B: Yes

A: "(singing) passed down through the ages,"

B: Okay, return this paragraph~

A: "A wonderful marriage~..."

B: No more singing

A: No more singing, no more?

B: Stop singing~

………………

A: I’ll take a pen and paint this half, this is JingO. ~

B: Oh~~

A: I am the car of the Ministry of Public Security~

B: Oh~~~~

A: Go home~ After I finished painting with the pen, I hung it on my car~

B: Yes

A: I drove out~

< p>B: Let’s go out~

A: The policeman looked at him and said, “Hi~Hi~Hi~~~~~Come down~Come down~Come down~”

B: Why are you stopping me? ?

A: What did I say you were doing? Going crazy? ~My BeijingO~~~The Ministry of Public Security’s car~

B: Yes~

A: “Bah~~~~”

B: Ah ?

A: "Does the Ministry of Public Security still have motorcycles?"

B: Okay~ You don't know other cars?

A: I'm so good at driving this thing

B: Let's change a car~

A: I~I got hit again~

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B: Yes~

A: Why do I have to run to the finish line every time before being notified that I am disqualified from the competition?

B: Who asked you to participate?

A: People say that to do big things, you have to pay some tuition!

B: Ah~~

A: My tuition fee is enough~ enough to take six golden pictures~

B: Okay~

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A: I haven’t succeeded so far~

B: Yeah, yeah~

A: Why?

B: No reason~

A: I thought, I can’t always listen to others~ I can’t do this if I keep pointing at others

B : That’s it~

A: I’ll do it myself~ down-to-earth~ down-to-earth~

B: Hey~

A: I started from making small noises when I was young Let’s do it~

B: What to do? ~

A: Let’s do it step by step~

B: Ah

A: Let’s do real estate first~

B: Hey~~ ~This is not a big deal~~~

A: I~ have to do something sensible~

B: Do you have any clues here?

A: I will go to Wangfujing to buy a piece of land first~

B: Is there any land left in Wangfujing?

A: You can’t buy it~ I’ll go OK~

B: Why?

A: My uncle is responsible for that~~~

B: Oh~

A: The hygiene of the toilet~

B: ah? Clean the toilet?

A: Those two rooms are under his control~

B: One man and one woman~

A: I’ll go find him~

B: Ah~

A: I was just about to find him~My uncle has returned home~

B: The toilet cleaner has also returned home, right?

A: His broom and mop don’t match up~

B: Heh~~~What’s the use of this stolen thing?

A: I have to find someone to fish him out~ right?

B: Still fishing?

A: Find someone to catch him

B: Ah~

A: My uncle and grandpa are at the Beijing Public Security Bureau~

B: Oh~

A: He is being held~

B: He is being held?

A: We have never seen each other in my life, but now we meet!

B: Hey~ Yes~ The one who can talk~

A: Hey~~ There is a cross talk artist named Li Jing~

B: Oh~

A: His uncle is in charge of the ambassador in the United States~

B: Hey~! ~

A: Responsible for toilet hygiene~

B: They are all toilet cleaners~

A: I’ll go find him~

B: What are you doing?

A: I said uncle, hurry up and save my uncle~

B: Huh?

A: Ah~ help me~ He said I can’t~ can’t go~

B: What’s wrong;?

A: I can’t get rid of the child.

I can’t control it~

B: Why?

A: I don’t have a schedule now~~~

B: What other schedules are there for cleaning the toilet?

A: He just keeps an eye on toilet hygiene~

B: There is no one to change shifts.

A: He will be dirty after he leaves`

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B: Ah~

A: I thought about it~ Let’s pull it down~

B: What’s the matter?

A: It won’t do much good if I put it down in the toilet~

B: What about that?

A: Even when I built the 80th floor, it was two games~

B: Oh, right~

A: The hall is very small~, right?

B: There is no hall at all~ How can there be a hall with one men's and one women's restroom?

A: There is a window there, where can I buy paper or something?

B: Ah, where is the ticket office?

A: Where can I buy land cheaply?

B: Ah~

A: There is a cross talk artist named Xu Deliang in Deyun Society~

B: Oh

A: " I~I know~in front of my grandma’s house~50 yuan an acre”

B: It’s really cheap~

A: Oh, brother~ don’t tell others~

B: Ah~

A: It’s so cheap, let’s not make a fuss~

B: Buy it?

A: Let’s all pool together a thousand yuan~ Let’s buy land.

B: A thousand yuan?

A: Let’s all go home and push our bicycles ~ meet at the entrance of the alley~

B: What are you doing?

A: Let’s go there to buy land`

B: Oh

A: These shareholders~Xu Deliang said I won’t go~

B: Huh?

A: "I won't go" I said you are a thief, right?

B: What?

A: Are you too lazy to pedal? I'll carry you on my back, and we'll work in shifts~

B: With you?

A: "Can't get there~"

B: Where?

A: "Qaidam"

B: Huh? Qaidam?

A: When I heard it, it was so unreasonable

B: It didn’t make sense at all~

A: Qaidam~

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B: Yeah

A: That’s considered outside the third ring road~

B: What’s outside the third ring road~ Can you get some geography knowledge? ?

A: Huh? In the third ring road?

B: What is the third ring road?

A: Inside the third ring road or outside the third ring road?

B: Xinjiang~ Do you know?

A: Xinjiang Village? I know you there in Haidian~

B: You have never been out of Beijing, have you?

A: Not~not far~~~

B: Xinjiang~autonomous region?

A: Oops~ It’s not close~ This trip~

B: Ah~

A: You said this is really a house~my owner Going to work is a problem~

B: It’s really far ahead~

A: I quit my job to buy a house~ It’s not appropriate’

B: That's right~

A: Can I dig the subway for them? ~

B: The subway from Beijing to Xinjiang?

A: No traffic jam, hurry up and we will be there~

B: Yes

A: Dig~~dig~~You said I sold the property Is there enough money to dig the subway?

B: Is it just your previous dollar?

A: That’s enough~That’s enough~(thinking)——Alright~~~

B: What?

A: I dug and dug until I reached Shanxi~ and I found coal~

B: Oh oh~'

A: I will sell it at the same time Digging while holding the coal~

B: Okay~ Go backwards~

A: Keep digging until we reach Shaanxi~ and we dug out the terracotta warriors and horses'

< p>B: Huh~

A: Clean it up~write "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" and resist until Pan Street (is this the place? I don't know) then sell it

< p>

B: Oh~~Okay~~I can sell real things as fake~

A: Yes~Yes~~This is suitable~

B: Ahhh~ < /p>

A: That’s not possible~~The water still leaks even after digging to the Yellow River~

B: Ah~

A: My owner in the subway~~is wearing it Straw hat, wearing a raincoat, holding an umbrella?

B: Oh~~

A: How wet is that?

B: That’s it?

A: No, and geographically speaking, they told me that Qaidam belongs to the "Baner Land", did you know?

B: Hi~ No~~"Basin~"

A: Basin?

B: Hey! Big words~~~

A: Basin~

B: Must one of them be small words?

A: What do you say?

B: Basin~ Both are big words

A: Listen to me~ "Bandi" is directly opposite your place

B: I’m not teasing you, you know?

A: I can also add words~

B: Who will add words to you? Huh?

A: Huh?

B: Basin~ Let’s just say it~

A: Basin~ it stores water~ it stores water when it rains~

B: Ah

< p>A: "hua" It rained and all four floors were gone~

B: Oh~

A: My house only had three floors~ < /p>

B: Then~ Then it will all be flooded~

A: That won’t work~

B: Ah

A: Oops~ What to do? Is there no higher ground?

B: Yes~

A: Where?

B: Mount Everest~

A: Oh~ there are several stops~

B: How did you calculate this?

A: We need to build affordable housing~

B: What about that?

A: Let’s talk about a few things~

B: Okay~

A: My owner is at work~ We can pick him up by plane ~

B: Go to work by plane? < /p>

B: That’s not possible. People work everywhere. Where will your plane land?

A: Just airdrop on Chang'an Street~

B: Huh? parachute?

A: It’s not possible to go skydiving~ There are so many telegraph poles in Beijing~

B: Yes

A: I’m the one hanging everywhere in Forty-Nine City The owner~

B: Okay~ I’m going to pick it up with him?

A: Let’s take care of the security guards again. The amount of work is too big~

B: Isn’t this a lot of trouble?

A: Is he cold over there?

B: It’s cold~~~It’s snowy all year round~~~

A: I still have to take care of people to clear the snow~~What should I do inside the house?

B: It’s cold in the room too~

A: Turn on the heater?

B: Where did the coal come from?

A: Hey ~ you forgot? Is there no coal left in Shanxi after digging the subway?

B: Ah~ Right~

A: Don’t sell it~ Burn it~~ Oops~ That’s not an option either~ They say the global climate will warm~

B: Yes~

A: It will melt by then~

B: There is no snow anymore~

A: But my house is full It’s covered in ice~

B: Is the house covered in ice?

A: What do you think we should do?

B: There is nothing we can do about that~

A: I’m so sad that I can’t sleep~~ I’m so sad all night long~

B: I can’t do it~ < /p>

A: Is there any way?

B: Yes~

A: I’m really anxious~ I have to find some rich friends to work with~

B: Find rich people ?

A: You always talk to Xu

Poor people like Deliang and Li Jing can’t get better if they cooperate~

B: Oh~

A: They look at me like a piece of cake~

B : Okay~ I’m so hungry~

A: This won’t work~ I couldn’t sleep all night long~ I walked to the street at 12 o’clock in the middle of the night and thought~ Where can I find some rich people? Let’s go~

B: I’m so angry~

A: I’ll fight with someone~

B: Ah

A : Wearing rags~ It’s too late for you to hide~

B: Look~

A: Hiding from the poor, hiding from the poor, he is here~

< p>B: Ah

A: "(pouring) Sir~~" Hear the words~ You heard the words~

B: That is, I don’t know where the person is~

A: "Sir, please help me~"

B: Ha~!

A: "I am so poor that I have nothing~"

B: Haha~

A: "No house, no land, no car, no money, The only thing I have left is this gun in my hand~"

B: Huh? A robbery?

A: (nods) Thank you~Thank you~

B: You’re welcome~

A: (raises hand) I’ll go with you. I’ll go with you. ~Don’t make trouble, it’s easy to discuss

B: How fresh is it?

A: When we got to the place where he lived, I said, what do you want to do? "I want money" I said I didn't bring it~

B: Yes

A: "Give me your home phone number~"

B: Oh, I need a phone~

A: Take my home phone and call my wife~

B: Ah

A: "Hey, we have Guo Degang. Come on~ Are you his wife? Take 100,000 yuan~ or I will kill him tomorrow morning~"

B: Ah

A: My wife is happy~" 1 The words are settled."

B: Who is this?

A: "I'll give you 150,000 yuan when the deal is done."

B: Okay~ It's so cruel~

A: The robber put down the phone and cried One night~~~

B: Ouch~

A: "Who is this person~~How do you live your life~"

B: People can’t see it~

A: “You might as well die~”

B: That’s right~

A: ah? Lying on my shoulder~I patted him~Come on brother~brother~

B: Just don’t coax others~

A: I’m fine, don’t take it to heart~ < /p>

B: You’re used to it~