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213 domineering personality mood Talking about Daquan's kindness to the enemy is to slap yourself ~

First, I don't like targeting this word, which sounds particularly harsh

Second, there is no value in love, only whether you are willing or not

Third, what others think of you has nothing to do with you, and how you live has nothing to do with others

Fourth, some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention, don't bother.

5. My personality depends on who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

6. Lend you my shoulder as a pillow when you need it.

7. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

8. A state that men always want to maintain: eating the original meal and sleeping in the bed for three.

Nine, we can only be silent across the long coastline to

Ten, forgive that time can't come back, even if the ending is not what we want, we can only accept it.

Eleven, on the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, holding my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink

Twelve, sometimes you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

13. A cold swishing liquid flows into the heart and then flows all over the body. All the blood vessels are constricted by this sudden pain.

14. Will you see me turn your loss into my sadness?

15. Don't give me hope and let me down. I'm afraid I'll despair.

16. It's better to jump into the sea than to drown a dead soul #

Eighteen, chasing you for three lives, it's enough to get here.

Nineteen, give me a car accident, or I will lose my memory or die.

2. I had a dream, too, and then I was lonely.

21st, if you can't stay with me for a long time, just ignore me.

22nd, girls should find a boy who can't bear to be angry with themselves.

23rd,? ★、? Fairy tale is over, forgetting is happiness. ? ㄣ

What happened to twenty-four or three years? What happened to five years? How can you get someone you love without hard work?

Twenty-five. When will the feeling of helplessness, anxiety and fear disappear?

Twenty-six. He smiled at me, and I lost my mind. Even if he said it was right, I would echo it: Yes! Every corner is a right angle!

Twenty-seven, it is said that if you have a fever for as long as an hour, you will have selective amnesia. If you were you, what would you choose to forget?

Twenty-eight, why should I bother to look at your information? I smiled helplessly.

Twenty-nine, on the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, holding my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.

in your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just asking for

31. Will someone tell me to stop pretending? I know you are not happy.

thirty-two, modern women get three from four. Three obedience, never tender, never considerate, never reasonable. Four, say no, fight no, scold no, provoke no. .

thirty-three, beginning of life, who is good in nature and doesn't do his homework is a hero. What should the teacher do when checking? Lift the broom and do it with him.

thirty-four, I can't bear to be deceived when I am naive, and I will live up to you when I am absurd.

35. I won't see you off if you go, my friend; You come, no matter how windy or rainy it is, I will pick you up.

thirty-six, we parted many times. Every time I smiled and said yes, you asked me if I was okay. I said yes, but you didn't see my tears.

Thirty-seven, many things can only be seen clearly when the distance is getting farther away.

thirty-eight, you said to give me happiness is watching you two show love in front of me.

thirty-nine, there are always people around who are as black as crows and laugh at black charcoal.

forty, the phone rang off with a beep, my hand was released, my love was gone, and you turned away. Did you hear my heartbreak?

forty-one.-Truth is just a joke with an expression. Dad called me with a slap

Passing the stationery store I used to go to, I remembered the days when I used to buy pens with my favorite girl in junior high school. She always writes her name when she tries to write a pen, and I will secretly write I like you after her name after she turns around. Nowadays, years make people old. Although I am a mother of two children, I still miss my ignorance at that time.

My wife was arguing for divorce. On her way to the court, she passed a wide but not deep river. The husband said, "Let me carry you across the river!" " The wife fell on her husband's back and crossed the river. They didn't go far, and the wife said, "Forget it, don't leave. Let's go back. " The husband asked, "Aren't you clamoring for a divorce?" The wife said, "If I am really divorced, who will carry me across the river when I come back?"

I am going to resign soon, and there is still money in my medical insurance card that is useless, so I want to brush some health care products for my father or something. When I got home, I asked, "Dad, are you sick?" Dad looked at me in surprise! Dad didn't react for a moment, so I asked again, "I mean, do you want to take medicine?" Dad came over with a slap in the face ...

The second-rate husband is getting more and more desperate ~ ~ cluck ~ ~ He came back yesterday and said that his hand was cut. He asked me to find Yunnan Baiyao and a band-aid. I thought it was serious. Take a closer look and say, Emma! Take the medicine quickly! I wish I didn't, okay,

Once my brother joked with my sister-in-law. Pretend to be furious. Squeezing his fist and holding his sleeve, he said, I can't do it unless my wife cleans up. Sister-in-law also cooperated with the fear and said: Husband, husband, I know it's wrong. . Do not hit me. . Then the five-year-old daughter came into the room. . Pass my brother a belt. . Dad hits with this. This hurts. At that time, my sister-in-law was forced to say: Is this still her daughter?

in class, I suddenly heard the teacher call me, "wake up your deskmate and answer the questions on the blackboard!" " But at that time, I was asleep at the same table on both sides, but the one on the left was my eldest cousin, so I definitely couldn't cheat him, so I decisively woke up the principal who came to listen to the open class on the right ...

LZ's family opened a fruit shop, and a sister came to buy fruit one day and asked me how much apples and peaches were. I said apples were 5 yuan and peaches were 4 yuan. My sister will think and say, shall I each raise some and press 4 yuan and 5%? Let me think about it. Okay. As a result, my sister happily began to choose, Nima, and when I weighed it, I found a big bag of apples with a small peach on it. . Are you kidding me ...

I'm very nervous about going home to meet my parents with my boyfriend. My boyfriend has always comforted me that his parents are easy to get along with, so I don't have to be afraid, so I believe him. However, the moment I saw my boyfriend's father, I almost burst into tears. Isn't this the uncle who quarreled with me when I went to buy fruit a few days ago because of the lack of weight ... I will always remember the sentence that my boyfriend's father said before I came home: "Little girls are usually serious ..."

Yesterday, when I went shopping, I saw two Xiong Haizi fighting. One pushed the other to the ground, and the two men were blushing and their necks were thick. I was just about to go. The other said, "whoever runs away is his grandson." Sure enough, the one who was pressed on the ground was lying on the ground again after urinating, keeping the posture just now, and the two Xiong Haizi started again. . . Emma, there's a pause in the fight.

On the bus, a man slapped me and then slapped me again. I was angry and said loudly, "smelly rascal, what do you want!" " I didn't expect him to cover his mouth and say with disgust, "Oh, it's actually a woman?" Wocao, your mother didn't even know you today, and you didn't even know I was a woman ...

I repaired the computer for Goddess, and it was finally repaired for a long time. "Well, I think it's time to go back." At this moment, the goddess brought me a glass of red wine and said to me with blurred eyes: "It's so late, don't go back!" "Get out, this is my home!" Slap yourself and tell yourself not to be stupid-sad and depressed statement

There is no harm between us, because you have participated in my life, which is enough.

I'm fine without you, but that doesn't mean you're not important.

sometimes you can look at it indifferently, but sometimes you are too persistent.

all human sufferings are essentially due to anger at their incompetence.

There must be another me in the world, doing what I want to do and living the life I want.

It doesn't matter what I do, where or how, but who I am with.

Freedom is not doing what you want, but doing nothing if you want.

Why do you have to prove anything to others? Life is better for yourself.

I believe that everything is a seed. Only after burial can there be vitality.

I tore up those memories, but I couldn't escape the dream of having you.

I won't leave if I fall in love. If I miss it, I won't come back.

I know a lot of things, but I still feel a knife in my heart.

sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get into it.

As long as you understand and cherish love and being loved, I am willing to wait for the future you gave me.

it's not that I'm too sad, but that you don't understand my mood.

I can only bear the pain silently, and I don't need to struggle unnecessarily.

I'm just a supporting role, and I'm only used to the ordinary taste.

don't always think about playing with your feelings, or it will play with you one day.

A person is on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs

Fortunately, love is not everything, but fortunately, nothing is love.

It turns out that two people who used to be close to each other were even worse than passers-by

I can think of the happiest thing: a bad-tempered woman married a good-tempered husband.

No matter what others say, I always like myself best.

A person is always just a person, and there is a shadow with him.

I gave you my freedom back, so can you give me my heart back?

I don't want to be an instant brilliant fireworks, just want to be your ordinary forever.

people say that life is like a play. The play can be repeated, but life is hard to continue.

even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone who is willing to repair it.

people who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away they are; A careless person is close at hand but far away.

liking doesn't necessarily require possession. I'm happy if you're happy.

I don't lack love. Your departure only makes me lose a habit.

Being strong is not that my heart hardens, but that I can still laugh when tears are spinning.

Only when you have a peaceful mind can you discover unexpected beauty.

I have deleted all traces of you in my life, except the memory of you.

blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.

I want to rent your heart. The lease term is for life, and I can't refund it.

if I give up, will I see you reluctant?

The most beautiful thing is not the sunset, but the time we spent together in the sunset.

Time always rotates at random, so why can't it fit a little more?

invisible, untouchable, the most beautiful thing in the world can only be felt with your heart.

I lock up my inner madness for fear of scaring myself instead of others.

Be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.

most of the time, what you think is not what you think, but what you want.

Maybe the sunshine was once erected, but the sadness never disappeared in my heart.

Be a strong woman, face it calmly, experience it bravely, and forget the things that have disappeared.

Love a person, there is no possibility, no buts, no reason, just love.

All profound things come from the smallest accumulation.

I made a deal with you with all my injuries in exchange for unforgettable warmth.

if you can still stand in front of me, I can ignore the whole world for you.

Only when I have a stomachache do I feel my existence strongly.

I don't ask, I don't mention, and I just keep walking when I'm sad.

It is said that everyone has a problem. The more they like, the more they bully.

I just want to be less sad and more happy. I just want to be less lonely and more happy

Life is like a stage, and you will never know how wonderful you are until the curtain call.

sometimes, I feel like crying, but I don't know why.

don't waste time, do something useful and stop all unnecessary actions.

Everything will end well. If it doesn't, it just means it's not over yet.

I think, in the old days, she must be a beauty. Otherwise, why am I always obsessed with it?

people who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.

Travel is just to lose yourself and then find yourself.

it's strange that love cares about everything and finally forgives everything.

The world is so big, but I am lucky to meet you friends.

when I told you not to leave, you said yes, which means you lost.

I can wait as long as you don't leave.

The most unhappy people in this world are those who care most about other people's opinions.

from now on, I will no longer expect and only cherish what I have.

maybe I will never have time to repay your kindness to me.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, and only today is a godsend.

The best decision is often the one without thinking.

although I have some friends, I still feel a sense of loneliness.

I have waited and waited. I already care whether I care or not.

people who have the hardest time making promises are the most loyal when they fulfill them.

it's okay, not bad, not surprised or happy, but everything is just okay.

everyone has a period of sadness. Want to hide, but shattered glass.

As soon as people leave, tea will get cold, which is a natural law. When people are not gone, tea will be cold, which is a cold world.

Sometimes the smallest things can make life a lot easier.

people who love to laugh, once they cry, tear their hearts out more than anyone else.

In your heart, you are the secret of happiness; I love you, not just saying it.

I miss you only when I do one thing, and that is breathing.

how to forget, how to find yourself, and how to pretend not to care.

is there someone you want to see, but you can't?