Humor about colds, talk about mood phrases and sentences, and send friends to seek comfort.

Humor about colds, talk about mood phrases and sentences, and send friends to seek comfort.

1, really, I blow my nose in class with a cold, and many people look at me. .

2, a cold can eat cold, so what should I eat with heartache? Well, you can put a band-aid on your heart. One is not enough, just post two.

3. It's cold. Everybody wear thick clothes. Don't catch a cold. Good night.

4, the weather turns cold, wear more clothes, don't be so coquettish, easy to catch a cold.

I used to look down on a cold, and I didn't know that I had been looking down on a cold until I was tossed by it.

6, it's cold, passers-by don't catch a cold, put on more clothes.

7. Today, he opened the window for her all day. As a result, I caught a cold and got scolded by my parents when I got home. Now I know that only my family cares about me.

She is waiting for you to catch a cold in the rain, but you are at someone else's house.

9.* There is a cold called not wearing long pants. Honey, are you wearing long pants today:)

10, peace of mind: although love is beautiful, it does not cure colds.

1 1, if you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, don't say you feel sick. Comfort is just warm nonsense. You always want to grow up on others. Are you a loser?

12, if I didn't miss you, you wouldn't catch a cold and sneeze. Is it better for you?

13, Su Ju-【 If you have a cold, you will cry when you are bitter, run when you are afraid, and hide when something happens. There is still a long way to go. How long can you hide? ]

14, provoke whoever recruits. Cough is gone, cold is coming again, cold is gone, menstruation is coming again. Nothing is really smooth.

15, he caught a cold. I secretly gave him medicine to keep him from knowing. Yes, I love him, and he will graduate in 50 days. Give me the courage to call his name 955 and I will tell him ~!

16, friends, someone caught a cold, and I really panicked. ..

17, he didn't say a word in our chat record, but I reminded him to eat early, go to bed early and take medicine early in the morning when he has a cold.

18, remember to take medicine on time when you have a cold, remember to wear more clothes when it is cold, and remember to cover the quilt at night;

19, I am sick, I have a cold, I have a fever, I laugh, I cry, I need your hug, I need your kiss, I want to hold hands, do you fucking understand-

20. I'm black and blue with a cold now.

2 1, there is a kind of weakness and helplessness called cold, fever and runny nose.

I often catch a cold this season. My father, my mother, my sister, my sister and I are all joking with me.

I asked him to accompany me when it rained last night. He said that he fell asleep first when he was sleepy, and then he found that he had a cold and went out to buy medicine with an umbrella. He found himself holding a drunk girl.

24. May I say that I have a cold? I don't think anyone will feel bad.

25, [it's cold, children who leave home should wear good clothes, don't let themselves catch a cold]!

26. [The discomfort of a cold still can't restrain the inner pain. ]

27. The weather began to get cold in winter. Please pay attention to your health and wear more warm clothes. Stop catching a cold!

28, suddenly found that only a thorough cold can adapt to this weather.

I thought everything would be like a cold, even if I didn't care to run aground slowly, but it turned out that I was wrong.

30. Finding a partner is boring. If you watch your favorite channel with me, you must always let me sleep with you, play with you and catch a cold with you.

Send a humorous circle of friends on rainy days 202 1 humorous sentences suitable for sending a circle of friends on rainy days.

1. The wind roared and the rain poured down. A closer look reveals that there is not even a single person in the street. All the water was wasted and turned into a flowing river, and countless splashes rushed to open. Seen from a distance, buildings and trees imitate each other.

I turned around and left, only to find that my face was wet. I thought it was raining, but I didn't expect it to rain.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her master.

It rained after school, so I gave her my umbrella and cheated her. Moreover, she smiled at me with an umbrella, then gave him an umbrella and walked out of school together.

An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, and I will never keep it.

6. Rainy days, lonely nights, wandering alone in the deserted street; Think of your charming smiling face, although I know there is no room for me in your heart.

7. If a dog passes by you, it won't look at you in a hurry; If it's okay, it will look at you. If your eyes are more friendly, they will turn around your feet. This kind of etiquette is lacking between people.

8. drizzle, words of blessing, spring rain gave birth to a hundred valleys and grew countless happiness; Good rain knows the season and melts the troubles of ice and snow; Wash away the dust in the rain and look radiant; There is no need to return to the drizzle, and peace will always follow. May you see happiness in the rain!

9. It's raining. I don't know who you are holding an umbrella for, and whose temperature is in your arms.

10. I used to be a schoolmaster, too, until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

1 1. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back in the hot sun.

12. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching if you have an umbrella.

13. I was drenched and couldn't tell whether it was tears or water.

14. Suddenly a north wind blew, and a dark cloud rose from the northern horizon, mixed with lightning and thunder. In a flash, the wind blew hard and dark clouds filled the sky. Then rain drops as big as peas fell from the sky and slammed on the window. Another thunderbolt was deafening. In an instant, the raindrops were connected in a line, and with a bang, heavy rain fell from the sky like the sky fell.

15. The sky began to rain, ticking. It fell in the flower bed, on the grass and on the window. I looked out of the window, listening to the rain, and closed my eyes slightly.

16. It's raining. What I'm afraid of is not lightning. What I am afraid of is that you open an umbrella with others in the rain.

17. Thunder and rain. I want to know if I am the first person you think of when you are afraid.

18. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof with you.

19. Who is the person who is with you on rainy days? Who are you thinking about?

20. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. The footsteps of this rain, like notes, make up a beautiful and pleasant ballad.

2 1. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it made me do it.

22. It rains because the sky can't bear the weight of raindrops and tears can't bear the inner pain.

23. The rain should fall in the south of the Yangtze River, wet with moss and red with rouge.

24. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

25. That night, you held an umbrella for her, but forgot that I was afraid of rain, too.

26. Hua, Hua! Listen, this is Singin' in the Rain. How nice! The rain hit the ground like small beans, smashing out one small puddle after another, causing ripples in the puddle. How beautiful! Look, those colorful umbrellas are like small mushrooms growing in the wind, making the rain scene more colorful. The rain is getting smaller and smaller, and raindrops fall from the sky like a thread spun by a weaver girl, covering the earth with a glittering and translucent coat. Soon, the ground was wet. Oh, it was a drizzle, bathing the earth! Look, the house is more beautiful and the trees are greener.

27. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid you didn't bring it. There's nothing I can do, just like I love you but I can't accompany you.

28. You just casually say that you don't like rain, but I think of you every rainy day.

29. You said you would be my umbrella, but now your heart is raining, but where are your people?

Your eyes are raining, and all my pride is wet. If you are in a bad mood on rainy days, talk about recommendations.

3 1. It is raining. Do you think I miss you when you are not with me? Rain drops on my heart with my thoughts.

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

33. I like rain. Because it's the only way. I cried, and no one knew.

34. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, and I will think of those pictures that even hurt my breath.

I got caught in a rain and saw the world clearly.

36. Honey, it's raining. Did you miss me?

37. It's gray, and it's raining in Mao Mao in Mao Mao. I'm depressed, too, probably because of the air.

38. Storms, rainstorms, heavy thunderstorms, intermittent rainstorms, heavy rainstorms, thunderstorms and even rainy days. Rainstorm in Mao Mao, the north wind is wet and humid.

39. A little warm rain, a cup of happy rain, a spoonful of auspicious rain, some tea and a pot of good luck rain tea; Send you in rainy days. May you drink all your grievances away, leave a beautiful and refreshing feeling, and see you smiling in rainy days with happiness!

40. Dark clouds rolled on the horizon and suddenly it rained cats and dogs.

Humbly comfort traffic jams and talk about emotional phrases.

Humor to comfort traffic jams, talk about mood phrases (I) 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

3. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!

I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

5. Every morning in front of the ice crystal gate, I go out in traffic jam. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jams in the street.

7. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

8. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

9. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy National Day traffic jam!

10. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

1 1. Expressway Auto Show, the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

12. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

13. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

14. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

15. Going home for the New Year is the most perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

17. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

18. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

19. The traffic jam of this car is worse than that of gamblers!

20. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they don't want to leave for a long time.

Humor to comfort the traffic jam, talk about the mood phrase (2)1. Tragedy, we are almost home, and there is a traffic jam on the expressway.

22. Tourist traffic jams.

23. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

24.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and the car behind failed to enter the scene, resulting in the traffic jam for more than an hour.

25.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

26. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?

27. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

28. What should I do if the traffic jam is severe? Let's dance in the square.

29.2. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

30. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

On the 3 1. highway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

32. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

33. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

34. "The bridge is blocked every day. If there is no traffic jam when driving to work, you can get on the bridge smoothly. That's a real jackpot!

I left school for the station by the first bus because I was afraid of the traffic jam on National Day. I came too early to wait for nearly three hours … I should sleep more.

36. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

37. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

38. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

39. It will clear up after a long trip home.

40. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

Send a sad humorous circle of friends on rainy days. A self-deprecating sentence

1, you have a good life, I have a good walk! I believe that Hao has never left, and you have been behind me. If something really happens to me, I'm sure you will.

Show yourself!

2, good memories will always stay in my heart, and bad memories are far behind!

3, people in this life, who have not loved a few scum, who have not made friends, who have not taken detours, this is the price of growth. ?

4. Open your heart, open your social circle, don't get entangled in your own small circle, go out and get to know more people, and let the new life gradually crowd out the old one.

Life.

5. Let go of your past self. Everyone is young and ignorant. Love pays attention to the right place and the right time. Missed it, then missed it. Can I let myself go as soon as possible?

himself

6. No matter how big the storm is, it can't stop the pace of progress, and no matter how big the setback is, it can't stop the determination to continue living! I can't change the weather, but I can change it with a smile

You can't change others, but you can be yourself! I will meet many things and people in my life. I hope I can live happily and smartly! ! !

7. People and things you miss will be met by others, and you will have a chance to have them if others miss them. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, really.

What belongs to you will never be missed.

8. Why not give it another chance? Giving others a chance is also giving yourself a chance.

9. I have made up your mind.

Don't say a superfluous word.

I see.

No more romantic feelings

I won't bother you again.

I won't look for you everywhere.

That's good.

10, love is actually very dull, just daily necessities. You can put down your reserve and be with each other. Together, from passion to mediocrity, and then to mutual support to old age. Not small.

Talk about the romance inside, it has nothing to do with the wealth on TV, it has nothing to do with romantic nights, only the ordinary in ordinary life! May every family have a copy of their own.

Love!

1 1, a little story of wandering souls. Memories are memories after all. Love when something good happens. If you want to feel love, please bring your heart. Why think about the past? That's all in the past.

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12, don't treat every enthusiasm badly, don't please any indifference, once you have enough disappointment, you can leave and never see it again.

13. Even if you love her deeply, you still miss her. Maybe you miss her in your heart, and you can only think in your heart. You live a good life, and the road will continue.

Keep moving and look forward.

14, love is not calm enough and too lazy to explain. Always let the small temper break up, when the real one ignores who, the rest are heartbroken thoughts. May we all live.

Free and easy!

15, let go of the past, let go of yourself, live a good day, and believe that your love is still waiting for you. Brave people are destined to be different.

Future. Let's go

16, all encounters are beautiful, parting is a painful time, and love well when it is beautiful! Cry sadly when you leave! Live a good life after crying,

Because there is still a long way to go.

17, all troubles are reasons to embarrass yourself. Mean words, poor words, are good medicine to convince yourself. As long as you are willing to extend your hand, I can obey you.

Pull up the abyss.

18, my ex-husband, I wish you well, even if it has nothing to do with me.

19, the ex is probably a very beautiful thing. I thought I had forgotten it long ago, but I will still remember it.

I don't regret my dream, but I hate being in a hurry and spending the rest of my life looking for the right person.

2 1, people who know that they have loved at the foot of the road will only be remembered by their own hearts.

So I cherish the people I love and don't know what the future looks like. At least I deserve you every day. I don't want to leave too much regret and guilt for the future.

22. Say goodbye to the past and bury your memories in your heart. The cold kiln after the snow, the moment we ran hand in hand, we went back to the past; The campus in the sunset is in a hurry.

Your back in the camera is like you are disappearing now. That's it. Everything is as good as the title.

Let bygones be bygones. Now work hard and be nice to yourself.

Tomorrow the sun will rise and life will go on.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight.

Talk about the humorous mood of the circle of friends getting fat (1) 1. Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

I wanted to be a lightning bolt this year, illuminating your eyes, but I didn't want to be a solid wall, blocking your sight.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

7. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

10. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …

14. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

16. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

19. A fat man is fatter than others.

20. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.

2. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to be fat for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

7. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

8. What's the point of being fat? I am from thin down.

9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

13. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.

14. My beauty is not worthy.

15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."

16. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine, and only I want you.

17. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

18. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.

19. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

Let's talk about the humorous mood in the circle of friends (3) 1. The face is fat several times. It is lucky to look at the fat face and try to make your life more complete.

My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.

4. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

7. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. When I lost weight, I must repay you.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

9. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.

1 1. My three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

12. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

14. I am not fat, I am just thin.

15. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheeks kept shaking up and down with the action.

17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

18. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

19. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.

20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!