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Most newborns are ugly. Who stole his "face value"?

The baby was really ugly when it was born, and many mothers didn't like it themselves. When someone says "looks just like you"! Mothers quickly said "like his father". At first, my mother took a photo of her first baby, Zhang Zhengui, excitedly, but looking around just didn't look good. She is so ugly that she is ashamed to make friends.

At that time, when my second treasure was born, I was so happy to find a mobile phone to take pictures, but no matter how I adjusted my angle, I couldn't take satisfactory pictures. I tried to adjust through beauty, but it didn't come true. No way, after waiting for another week, I finally got a few smiling faces and quickly sent them to my circle of friends, only then did my friends know the news of my birth.

Every newborn is wrinkled, red, dirty and greasy after birth. There is black dirt on the head, no eyebrows on the eyes, a layer of black fluff on the forehead and ears, swollen eyes, white spots on the nose, and a collapsed nose, which is not very beautiful.

Why are most newborn babies ugly?

1, the problem of fetal fat

When the baby grows in the womb, it will be covered with a thick layer of white fetal fat to protect the baby's skin. If there is no fetal fat, the baby's skin will look even worse.

Fetal fat will gradually fade before birth, but 100% will not completely fade, and it will remain after birth, which needs to be washed or naturally faded. This layer of fetal fat and dust from the external environment are attached to the body and look dirty.

2. The problem of amniotic fluid

When the baby is in the womb for 40 weeks, it is surrounded by amniotic fluid, which plays a buffering role, supplements nutrition, warms the baby and plays for the baby. But if you soak in amniotic fluid for a long time, wrinkles and swelling will inevitably appear in your body. Although there is fetal fat protection, it cannot be foolproof.

3. The need for survival

The space in the uterus is very limited. In order to adapt to this place, the baby has thinned himself. Our birth canal pelvis is limited in size, about 10 cm. In order to be born smoothly, the skull is not completely closed, and the head will be deformed and elongated at birth to adapt to the long cylindrical structure of the birth canal. So many babies are very long, sharp and ugly.

What happened afterwards?

Many babies are ugly after birth, but 1 3 months later, the baby will become round, white and fleshy, and look more and more lovely.

1, this little princess with fair and beautiful skin, who would have thought that she was born with such squinting, red face and sparse hair!

2. Handsome guy with big eyes. When they were born, the bags under their eyes were so big that their eyebrows were glued together. I never thought they could be handsome and heroic.

3, a baby was born with a sad face, as if he had been wronged. Later, a pair of black eyes was simply a cosmetic counterattack.

4. The baby's embarrassing appearance is not as low as the initial eyebrows.

5. Some babies have changed dramatically. He was a little old man when he was born, and when he grew up, he looked more immature than when he was born!