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How does it feel to meet a celebrity by chance in the toilet?
It is quite interesting to meet celebrities in the toilet.
A few years ago, I was in Beijing, and one night I went to Huo Fenghuang on Guijie Street to eat bullfrog with my friends. Its bullfrogs were famous at the time.
Later a group of men and women came in, talking and laughing loudly. I was a little angry and went to the bathroom. While I was washing my hands, a woman came over to touch up her makeup. I subconsciously glanced at the person in the mirror, and it turned out to be Zhang Liangying.
I didn’t react for a moment. I rubbed my hands full of hand sanitizer and turned around to watch someone fixing their hair. She was not very tall, and she wore quite heavy makeup that day. She might have just finished work. I don't know whether it was because she was too tired or in a bad mood. She turned her head and looked at me coldly and left.
I'm not a big fan of her, but I'm just surprised to meet her. When I returned to my seat, I found that she was sitting among the group of people who came in just now. I was just a little absent-minded and kept looking at the door, as if I was waiting for someone.
Unfortunately, we didn’t see the person she was waiting for until we finished our meal and paid the bill.
In fact, celebrities are just like ordinary people outside of work.
In the toilet of Starlight World, I was peeing that day, when a person came next to me.
I took a closer look, wow, isn’t this that so and so?
It’s that famous star, I forgot his name!
Then I said, hello.
He said nothing and smiled at me.
I said, what a coincidence, you also come here to use the toilet.
Then he ignored me.
When I was washing my hands before leaving, I handed him my business card.
He looked at it with disdain, and his attitude changed drastically.
Say, it turns out you are xxxxxxxxxxxx.
Then I ignored him and left...
I read a joke on the post bar to see this issue from a celebrity’s perspective
Once, Ge You invited a friend After eating, I went to the toilet in the middle of the meal. When I came back, my pants were soaked. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: This has often happened since I became famous. Friend: How often does this happen? Ge You: No! It is often the person next to him who is peeing and suddenly turns around and shouts: "Isn't this Ge You!"
After just speaking, Guo Jingming, who had a large amount of wetness on his chest, walked out.
Meeting a celebrity by chance in the toilet may be a happy and pie-in-the-sky feeling, but meeting your favorite celebrity by chance will definitely be exciting and thrilling. A few years ago, Teacher Li Youbin (Teacher Li Youbin once played Li Yunlong in Liangjian, and has many excellent works) came to Changchun, and I met Teacher Li Youbin in a taxi. At that time, Teacher Li was alone, and I felt the same. So excited, so excited.
First of all, I have to check who I meet and whether it is a celebrity that I like very much. If it’s a celebrity I like, I’ll definitely be very excited and happy, but of course I won’t have the courage to take a group photo or take a photo.
I met Tang Yixin downstairs in the company two years ago. I didn’t recognize her when I passed her. After walking for a while, I felt that the hairpin looked familiar. When I turned around, I saw that it was really her. During that time, I often saw news about her. I saw this hairpin in the airport photos. I was very excited at the time and took a few photos from a distance. She saw that she had been hiding after being discovered, so she quickly got in the car and left.
I haven’t met him by chance yet, so I don’t know what it feels like!
It should be the feeling in the picture below!
This is a really weird question! For a groupie, if they meet by chance in the toilet, it is estimated that the groupie will have to serve the star throughout the whole process. After finishing, the star will give him or her a hug and sign his or her name.
For those who are not star-chasing, if a celebrity urinates, I pee too, if a celebrity poops, I also have a stomachache. Everyone is busy and no one cares about the other!
Meeting a celebrity in the toilet is very stressful and exciting. If it is a male celebrity, I will ask him to sign. If he does not bring a pen, I will wait for him to wash his hands and pull up his pants. Then I lent him a pen to sign. If it was a female celebrity, I would ask her to sign directly. Male compatriots understand the difference!
What do celebrities have, don’t they also have two legs to support their belly? Isn’t it also three meals a day? , just like normal people, they have the same seven emotions and six desires. Meeting is just a matter of taking one more look and confirming it. The most disgusting thing is those groupies who are so mean.
I relaxed in a brightly lit toilet and was washing my hands when a figure appeared next to me in the mirror opposite me. Normally, when I go to the toilet, I usually don’t deliberately look at the person next to me, but this person seems to be somewhere. I've seen it before...
The most important thing is that I feel that this person is very fashionable. When I think about it carefully, hey, this seems to be that so-and-so...
I am definitely feeling a little excited at this moment. It’s a lie. Could it be that we are lucky enough to meet a celebrity? I took a closer look...
Although it was a sneak peek, I looked at him from top to bottom. His temperament, figure, and appearance were similar. Yes, but it doesn’t feel like it, why? Why is it different compared to what he looks like on TV? On the screen, he is full of halo and extremely elegant, but although he is more handsome in front of me, there is nothing different about him. He is just an ordinary person...
At this time, I also washed my hands, shook off the water droplets on my hands, shook my long hair, turned around and walked out the door gracefully. In my impression, I seemed to have never been so calm as at this moment...
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