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I want to have long hair and stop loving scum-

1, I want to have long hair and stop loving dregs-

Interpretation is the best way to relax.

3. How many people always love people who don't love themselves?

See yourself clearly, but don't underestimate yourself.

5, a person is not alone, want to be alone.

6. We don't talk empty words, but look at each other's hearts with time.

7. The mouse looked for the cat everywhere with a knife. The brothel is full, but who knows loneliness?

Please look at me and don't run away from love.

9. Woman: [I hope the reason why you came to me is that you miss me]

10, I am not a saint, and I have no intention of opening a Bai Lianhua in this troubled time.

1 1. Money itself is always a small amount, and the money outside is a big amount. Business itself is always a small business, and the outside business is a big business.

12, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

13, smiling at people you don't like is a sign of maturity.

14. All my friends envy me, but I am the one who envies them.

15, my memory is very good, because I can't fake it once.

Don't be stupid enough to cut off your long hair easily and stop loving scum.

Smiling is like a band-aid. Although it covers the wound,

But the pain still exists. I am a person who often laughs.

But not a happy person forever.

No one can miss it,

Those who will leave are passers-by.

May you keep your feet on the ground and look up at the stars.

The past does not look back, and the future will not!

When fate wants you to grow up,

There will always be someone or something that makes you unhappy to stimulate you.

This is the law.

It's not true love that doesn't last,

It's just a glimpse of feeling,

The regret that the feelings between the moments are gone forever,

How can true love leave you alone?

Maturity is not the aging of the mind,

On the contrary, smile when tears are rolling in your eyes.

When people grow up, they should learn to be sophisticated.

Smooth, a smile masks all the ugliness.

Pain is a great nutrition in life.

Great sorrow on the stage of life.

It hurts, or my heart is biting, or it hurts to crack.

Or pain, dull pain, bitterness,

I have a deep memory.

Try to be the person you like best,

Even if it doesn't work,

At least you'll like yourself for working so hard.

Everyone's life is the same. We lost our cards several times.

I lost some umbrellas,

I have never seen you lose your umbrella.

Get wet all your life,

It is impossible for a person to die alone without it.

What are you afraid of?

Tell me generously.

Tell me generously.

First, it's quite easy to study before going to college (except that my language and literature are not good). After going to college, although I have no Chinese, I have been hung up all the time. Only after despair did I realize that I had almost forgotten my biological knowledge in Er Dan (hey), but everything I met in that small society and my views on many things have always been beneficial. Thanks again.

Second, you don't think everything in the world is beautiful in any culture. Only when you are educated can you discover the ugly side of the world. With the accumulation of knowledge, your mind is finally superior.

Thirdly, I also thought about whether I didn't cherish this relationship well, which led to this ending, but I found that it was because I didn't want to cherish it that I was painfully entangled in the present. I know from personal experience that not everything has a good result. Just do your best and let nature take its course. Fate really can't be forced, and it's not a harvest if it's fully realized.

Fourth, I like Faye Wong, and I live the life I want. I didn't say a word on the stage, so relaxed, so disdainful, so self-centered. Who else can sing with my daughter? Years have given her a lot, and she can endure dullness and enjoy glory. This is an epiphany!

Every time someone asks me what special dishes I have at home, I really don't know any, so I think there are no special dishes. Often you don't realize it until you finish serving: clams? You don't usually eat dumplings? Don't you drink ribs lotus root soup? Have you really never seen Artemisia selengensis? It turned out to be a special dish I knew, all taught by friends from other places.

Six, this year's intermittent illness, I saw a lot of human feelings, especially in the last two months of hospitalization, and I really felt enlightened.

Seven, when the accident turned into a story, I knew I was lucky to have as many right and wrong as possible.

Eight, the new year has begun, and it is another year of reincarnation. Looking back and looking at the present, my life is like a big joke. It seems that I have never succeeded in my life, and I almost drowned as a child. It is said that if I survive, I will be blessed. I never wanted to grow up and fight, either my ribs were broken or my hands and feet were dislocated. My nose is a little crooked, which is the sequela of my previous stubbornness. I want to start a new life after I realize it, bit by bit Without education, you can only do rough work. Without any background, I have to work hard on my own. After spending all my savings and working as a boss for a few days, my life finally got better. It never occurred to me that God played another international joke on me. Almost overnight, a flood washed away all my belongings and almost washed away my underwear! That's what happens to people. If you drink cold water, your teeth will be blocked. What can you do? I am not a brain-dead person, but the annoying chores at home and career setbacks have made me suffer from depression. A month or two ago, a small incident became the fuse of my accumulated anger. I have never hit a woman. My way to vent my anger is to throw things. Although I was very distressed afterwards, I calmed down and decided to live an isolated life. Broadband stopped, and I only have one job to use, because I have to earn money to support my family anyway. I am by no means an unreasonable person, but I can't tolerate unreasonable people. The Confucian culture I learned can't make me put up with everything. I have no cultivation of a saint. I don't know why Confucius said it was difficult to raise only a villain and a woman, but at some point, I think what the sage said is very reasonable!

Nine, don't think, be quiet; If you are quiet, you will understand the spirit; If you are quiet, you will be able to keep healthy; Quiet is enlightenment; Quiet is wise; If you are quiet, you will be able to go to Ming Dow. Throughout the ages, all saints like Tessa, as well as those who rely on quietness for their career, have taken quietness as their practice and started with quietness. If you can't calm down, it will be difficult to achieve great things. A quiet mind is sober, a sober mind is sober, a sober mind is spiritual, and a smart mind is sober. A peaceful mind is great, and a clear mind is clear. Only a peaceful mind can gain great wisdom and insight.

Ten, cultivate a normal heart, smile to the world. The so-called normal mind means not sticking to good deeds, not being afraid of old age, not caring about losses, and not being disturbed by adversity. Plain is the background color of life. Living a plain life is not the despair of a coward, but the conviction of a wise man; It's not that you are disheartened after seeing through the world of mortals, but an epiphany after experiencing the storm; It is not a mediocre muddling along, but a natural and confident attitude.

1 1. The Buddha said that forgetting Sichuan reflected the joys and sorrows of the world. Therefore, I often look at those men and women, laughing, crying, happy and sad. I don't understand why they always laugh less, cry more, be happy less and be sad more. I asked the Buddha that the Buddha's love for life is a kind of practice, and only after seeing through the world of mortals can we fully understand it.

12. What is a fully conscious person? Just like the void, if you throw a stone into the void, it won't resist you, and you can't hurt it. Xi Anfamen Temple

Thirteen, I was very moved to see a passage today. Why can people fully understand when they are terminally ill?

14. Conscience is the wind in the Netherlands. The cool breeze in Xu Lai and the faint lotus fragrance in the pond are the beauty of nature and life. People's circumstances are different, but conscience has no borders [xb angel] worships neither humility nor nobility. A person with a conscience will always wake up in this world, for the pain of others, for the suffering of others, and for the tears of others. Caring for the world and showing mercy to the people is a mission, a responsibility and a feeling of great enlightenment.

15. Today, I watched a gossip war in the place where I massaged baldies all day. I feel that there is nothing bigger than baldness in the world. I kind of understand how the monk fully understood it.

16. After reading an article, I suddenly realized that the formation of the current situation is really not blamed by others, but is caused by myself. I don't know how to understand, how to work hard, how to be a good partner, and how to plan my life, which leads to nothing now. If you change your study, you will not work hard, but if you change your struggle, you will become lazy. I want to refuel.

Seventeen, I don't have much wisdom, so I don't ask much. I just want God to give me a reason, a reason of confidence, or wisdom so that I can fully understand, that's all!

Eighteen, the people who should cherish cherish the people who should be treated well now, treat those who love me well, and love me well. After all, time is gone forever. Don't waste your time on someone who isn't worth it.

Nineteen, usually, behind every woman with a strong heart, there is a man who makes her grow up; An emotional experience that made her realize; A metamorphosis process that drives oneself to a desperate situation and finally reborn.

Twenty, either ignorant or fully understand, these are the only two States that can make me less sad now.

21. Prepare to remake the new version of The Journey to the West in 2 1 century, and choose Beijing and Linfen as shooting locations. Beijing is used to shoot the heavens, and Linfen is used to shoot the rime Shan Ye. The Monkey King is a highly functional and antisocial detective. After becoming a Buddha, he began to fully realize that he was a Taoist heretic living in heaven, traveling between Beijing and Linfen, and wrote a mysterious and interesting adventure in New London and Beijing.

Twenty-two, I have never been nervous before the exam, saying that I want to throw up at the sight of food. I immediately took measures to take my daughter out to buy a protractor. In fact, over the years, things have changed greatly from year to year, and parents can do less and less. The only thing I can do is to protect my daughter's mental health and physical happiness. The importance of communication gradually matures year by year, and my mother has grown up. Let's face it together. Today's mother also has a great understanding.

In Buddhism, there is another saying about tea. Before getting the Tao, Sakyamuni realized the Tao under the bodhi tree. In order to keep himself awake, he resolutely cut off his eyelids. Finally, he realized that he was the originator of Buddha. The two eyelids they cut off took root in the soil and grew into a tree. The leaves are shaped like eyelids and are brewed into water, which can keep people awake after drinking. Although it sounds cruel, it is absolutely true to keep a clear head.

Twenty-four, according to legend, Buddha Sakyamuni went up the mountain to practice as a Buddha. 1On the eighth day of February, he fell on the side of the road because of hunger and fatigue and was rescued by a shepherdess. He realized that he had become a Buddha.

Twenty-five, there are not many people who are extremely ill and extremely awake. The times are so heavy that it is not so easy to realize them. Zhang ailing

Twenty-six, the other side poked around for a long time, and it was fully understood from this point alone.

Twenty-seven, a simple life, not accepting rudeness and affectation, does not mean poverty and poverty, but a life that people choose after careful consideration, a sublimation after a real thorough understanding.

Twenty-eight, that year _ Today is the classic Laba Festival. When I was a child, I only knew that I would drink Laba porridge on this day. One day that year, I first walked into the temple, only to know that this day was the day when Buddha Sakyamuni became a monk. According to legend, after six years of penance, the Buddha finally realized that only by abandoning both sides of bitterness and pleasure can he enter Bodhi Avenue and sit under the Bodhi tree for 48 days. On the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month in China, he finally became a fully awakened Buddha. Since then, Laba has become a grand and solemn anniversary of Buddhism.

Twenty-nine, just a few days ago, I realized what the haze brothers can do to me. The conclusion is that shaking trees is not ridiculous. Many times, the action of things is not determined by subjective factors and physical orientation, which fully proves that unity is the reaction of power. Hong Kong really hurts.

30. The road under our feet covers our eyes like fog, and the trees in the distance/around/in the wind and rain. From beginning to end/is it doomed that we will lose, and what we pay with our lives/in exchange for our mental maturity? Or a pile of books with profound understanding? I can see all the fog/but it's like a lonely elk that has lost its way/. Is the black road binding me? Or have I completely forgotten how to give?

Thirty-one, some middle-aged people seem to know a lot, but are they escaping or simply depressed? If a middle-aged person always wants young people to boss him around, it can basically be speculated that the middle-aged person himself has not gained much meaningless things from his youth, including the pursuit of freedom.

Thirty-two, after the enlightenment, life seems to have everything, and everything seems so indifferent!

Thirty-three, before I can fully understand it, I want to exchange my extra heartbeat for more invoices. I don't think heartbeat is important until I have enough material. As the saying goes, the only way to solve your worries is to get rich.

Thank you, Sister, for making me realize. Thank you, let me really understand that giving and returning will never be out of proportion. Is it my bad luck or my poor ability? I really want to ask why. This time, I learned too much, and I will learn from it.

Thirty-five, you have gained great insight, and your indifference to ordinary people is understandable. After all, your kingdom has nothing to do with their world But as long as you and I can understand their sufferings, we can't be detached.

Inspiring classic sentences

1. Smiling costs nothing, but it is always valuable.

2. Smart people respect others' love for themselves, while stupid people hurt those who love themselves.

Brothers are not necessarily friends, but friends should be brothers.

4. Without friends, you will be lonely; Without enemies, you will fail. Because friends are used to rely on, and enemies are used to stimulate potential.

Running on a road that doesn't suit you is like putting on a pair of shoes that don't suit you, which will make you very painful.

If an enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

7. If a person doesn't know which dock he is heading for, then no wind is downwind.

8. Humility is based on strength and self-confidence, while arrogance is based on emptiness and incompetence.

9. Whoever uses hypocrisy as a weapon will harm himself first and then others.

10, the most beautiful embroidery always blooms bright flowers in a dim background, and the most brilliant achievements are always produced through hard struggle.

90 classic life sentences-old village head-old village head

1 1. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

12, the value of a person's hat is not equal to the value of his life.

13. Passion is like a phoenix in fire. When the old one is incinerated, the new one is immediately produced in its ashes.

14, the slowest person walks faster than those who wander aimlessly as long as they don't lose their goals.

15, it is much more difficult to turn words into actions than actions into words.

16, there is no mountain higher than man, and there is no sea wider than the heart. Man is the master of the world.

17, maturity is not that people grow old, but that tears can still smile in their eyes.

18, the most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is always the truest feelings.

19, some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace it.

20, the past page, can not be turned over, turning over the dust will lose your eyes.

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2 1, choose the lightest troubles and deduce the bumpy life.

22. He is not a hero who is not grinded by the sky. He is a mediocre man who is not envied.

23. Bitterness and pleasure are both enemies and in-laws. Happiness is often contained in great suffering. Like pearls hidden in the sea, treasures buried in the mountains.

24, not every effort has a harvest, but every harvest must be hard. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

25. Dedication enriches the soul and creation makes life better.

26. Struggle makes our life full of vitality, and responsibility makes our life full of meaning. Frequent difficulties show that you are making progress, and frequent pressure shows that you have goals.

27, merit and benefit, do not rush; Fame and fortune should not be its burden. Don't pursue fame and gain, live simply to show your noble taste.

28. The more mature the ear of rice, the more you know how to bend over.

29. The happiest thing in life is not that others bring you happiness, but that you bring happiness to others.

30. To complicate the simple is to find a job, and to simplify the complex is a skill.

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3 1, life is not that others always remember his benefits, but that they forget the benefits they have given others.

32. When you succeed, your friends know you. When you were demoted, you made friends.

Yesterday is an invalid check, tomorrow is an overdue check, and only today is cash that can be paid at any time.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who the fool is.

The gap between cunning and cleverness lies in morality, not cleverness.

36. When a wise man is praised, he will reflect on every sentence; When a fool is criticized, he refutes every sentence.

37. Without health, wisdom cannot be revealed; Strength can't fight; Value cannot be reflected; The goal cannot be achieved.

38. People with healthy mentality are easy to understand each other, while people with mental illness tend to alienate each other.

39. The way to be kind to yourself is to be kind to others, and the way to be kind to others is to tolerate others.

40. People who have never offended anyone are doomed not to be intimate with others. Too much peace and tolerance will lose the norms and dignity of being a man.

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4 1, the test of a person's talent is not to get a good deck of cards, but to play a bad deck of cards well.

42. Do good things always want ghosts and gods to know, do bad things always want ghosts and gods not to know. It is too difficult for people to let ghosts and gods do it.

43. Compared with conquering oneself, all victories are insignificant; Compared with the failure of losing self, all failures are even more inadequate.

44. The regret in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.

45. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you have no right to be jealous. It's not your turn to be jealous.

46. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

47. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

48. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

49. If you think that all your goals have been achieved, it only shows that your goals are not ambitious enough.

When you accidentally step on tulip, it will leave its fragrance on your feet. This is called tolerance.

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5 1, the real bad guys are far less terrible than the fake good guys, and the most important thing to watch out for in life is the villain in the coat of good guys.

52. There is no one who can't be happy, only a heart that refuses to be happy.

When you want to lose something, please be careful not to lose face. The most important thing in life is dignity.

Don't always ask others to do things you don't want to do. Always put yourself in others' shoes. Understanding is golden.

55. If the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress. It's not too late to pull back from the cliff; When the ship reached the center of the river, it was too late to fill the leak.

56. The most beautiful scenery in life is sometimes not painted with strong colors. It may be a string of faint footprints, but it is deeply hidden in the softest place in our hearts.

57. Treat everyone equally, talk to a few people, and don't lose to anyone.

58. You can win as many people as your brain can hold.

59. A standing farmer is always much more noble than a kneeling gentleman.

If a person's desire is only the pursuit of money and power, he will never be satisfied and will never be happy.

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6 1. Have ideals, don't fantasize, have passion, don't be melodramatic, and be content.

62. Men's love is born from overlooking, while women's love is born from looking up. Then, the more men go up, the more women they can look down on and the fewer men they can look up to.

63. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

64. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you give up the whole world for one person.

65. The hardest things to find in the world are love, human feelings, friendship, affection, truthfulness, ruthlessness and your smiling face.

66. Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt.

67. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

68. If you are unhappy and unhappy, just let go. If you can't let go, then be miserable.

69. In fact, there could have been pure friendship between boys and girls, but if you treated him in an ambiguous way from the beginning, you wouldn't have the fate of having a confidante.

70. Fate is like a book. Inadvertently turned it over and missed the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

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7 1, the grievances that can be said are not grievances, and the love that can be taken away is not true love.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

73. In your life, you will meet many people you admire and admire, but you can't love them all. The most important thing between people is appreciation.

74. Friends are landscapes and rainbows. The scenery along the way is pleasing to the eye and I am in a good mood every day.

75. Life is like a dance. The person who asked you to dance at first thought he would accompany you to the end.

76. The definition of a good friend is: you get along well and he is happy for you; You're not doing well. He's worried about you.

77. Love is not that one heart beats another, but that two hearts collide and spark.

78. There is a feeling that insomnia is always "acacia"; There is a fate that I always believe is "eternal" after waking up from my dream; There is an eye that always sees attachment when breaking up; There is a feeling that you will always be lost after leaving.

Reading history makes a full man, conversation makes a ready man, writing makes a precise man, and books are the ever-burning lamps for accumulating wisdom.

80. Read more books to cultivate talents, attach importance to family friendship to cultivate popularity, be enthusiastic about doing things to cultivate kindness, be indifferent to fame and fortune to cultivate righteousness, not be kitsch to cultivate backbone, and dare to be a hero.

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8 1. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness. It should be sunny after the rain. If rain remains after rain, and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face our parting frankly and look for a brand-new you.

82. Don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you have; You can't give up what belongs to you; What has been lost is left as a memory.

83. Know how to be content and find happiness; Know how to give up and find comfort; Know how to cherish and find happiness; Know how to respect and care, know how to find friends.

Greed is the fiercest fire, hatred is the worst persistence, confusion and wrong opinions are the most difficult nets to escape, and love is the most difficult river to cross.

85. If the loss is bitter, are you afraid to pay? If confusion is bitter, will you choose to end it? If the pursuit is bitter, will you choose stubbornness? Many things were seen later, and many things didn't feel bitter at that time, but they just couldn't find their way.

86. Nourish the stomach with rough tea and light rice, wash the lungs with fresh air, bask in the bright sunshine, meet friends freely, and forget the fatigue of crossing the world.

It doesn't matter who you are, but who you are with.

88. The misfortune of life is the lack of enterprising people and visionary people around you, so your life will become mediocre.

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89. Learn from others, be yourself, borrow people's wisdom and achieve yourself.

90. If you want to fly in the blue sky, you must fly with the eagle. If you want to gallop across the earth, you must run with a fine horse.