Sweet words of drinking

1- "Do you know why I always catch a cold after drinking with you?" "catch a cold?" "No, it's because I have no resistance to you at all."

2- "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because this wine is too dry, I think it is sweet when you smile."

3- "I can do anything when I'm drunk, but I can't do one thing." "What is it?" "I won't leave you."

4- "Do you know the difference between you and this glass of wine?" "What's the difference?" "The wine is in the cup, and you are in my heart."

5- "If I were wine, would you like to be my oak barrel?" "Why?" "Because I want to hit on you."

6- "If you compare yourself to wine, do you think you are dry-semi-dry-still sweet?" "Sweet type." "No, you are my ideal type."

7- "The night sky is beautiful and the wine smells good, but I thought something was missing." "What is missing?" "Without you."

8- "The way you hold the cup is a little strange." "How strange?" "Strange and pleasing to the eye."

9- "I have been looking for a wine recently." "What wine?" "and your long time."

1- "Can you give me some of your wine?" "But I don't have any wine!" "Then why am I drunk when I look at you?"

11- "As soon as I saw you, I felt drunk." "Why?" "Being in love makes people dizzy."

12- "Do you know how to drink this glass of wine?" "Taste it carefully?" "No, we have a drink."

13- "I think you must look beautiful when you are drunk." "No." "If you are embarrassed, just read the first three words."

14- "The way you drink is strange and disgusting." "Say it again!" "likable and never tired of seeing it."

15- "There is a kind of wine that I want to drink with you." "What wine?" "Our wedding banquet."

16- "I thought it was not suitable for us to drink together." "What does that suit?" "Suitable for marriage."

17- "besides drinking, what do you think I want to eat?" I don't know! "Staring at you."

18- "What do you want, sir?" "I want to open your heart."

19- "What is this glass of wine in my hand?" "Sauvignon Blanc." "No, I miss you."

2- One of the most wonderful moments in the world should be to get a little tipsy after drinking, to have someone to rely on around you and sweet words in your ear.