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The man in the night show is very sad.

1. If you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway.

2. Recall your past calmly and then cry.

3, nocturnal women, like when they are in love, isolated from the world.

What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.

5. So, on what occasions should you not believe what men say? In bed, when he is happy, when he wants you, when he makes mistakes.

6. It is also a kind of happiness to be able to hold on to the faint sadness that some time can't take away.

7. You will never understand me. When you see it, you will regret not cherishing it.

8, empty feelings, a person wandering in the street; My heart is empty, and I am lonely at home; People walk empty, let the past go with the wind; People leave tea cool, and you and I are no longer forced.

9. Don't love too hard. Breaking up two wrong people may create happiness for four people.

10, you are not so sunny. Although your mouth is charming, your eyes are too deep, where there is harm. You are not very happy.

1 1. Don't cry when you break up. Of course, I don't want you to stop crying at all. In front, don't cry, in the back, cry to death.

12, knowing that your signature was not addressed to me, but deceiving yourself.

13, the more you can't get it, the more uneasy you are, but you are afraid of the sadness you will lose after you get it.

14, the only way to catch a man should be never to satisfy him.

15, your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't walk any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings.

16, what if I fall in love with my country? It's not the same life and death.

17, alcohol and tobacco, from ancient times to the present, are recognized as two major poisons. And yes, night women are as deadly as love.

No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you

19, narrow-minded, jealousy, hatred, revenge, night women's tricks, but that's all, it doesn't matter if you want to show it, the relationship just won't be discovered.

20. Don't say there are no good men in this world. Don't hate the man who abandoned you. After all, I loved you and hurt you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.

2 1. Loving someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

22. Believe this sentence. No matter how vigorous lovers are, they can't compare with ordinary parents.

23, girls should love themselves, no matter how difficult you encounter, no matter how sad you encounter, using excuses is also depravity. The less you love yourself, the less people love you.

24. At first glance, you don't look good. It's not as good as looking at it at first sight!

25. A certain scenery may not remain unchanged for a lifetime. Those who thought they would always be with them have long since let go.

26. If there is only sympathy in love, what's the point of returning?

27. Don't try to change anyone, because no one can change anyone, only he is willing to change for you.

28. You can be vain, because that is the nature of women at night, but don't let yourself be a tool to add vanity to others.

29. I didn't miss you very deliberately, but I thought of you in many small moments.

30. If a person is unavailable, it is because he doesn't want to be available. If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave. If a person has too many excuses for you, it is because he doesn't want to care.

3 1, next, if you believe in idol dramas, forget it. After 20, you still believe in idol dramas, and that's it.

32. I finally became someone else's woman, and I will never risk my life for you again-

33. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

Beauty, wisdom, money and many other things are born. Don't try to change anything with your jealousy.

35. All the people who love and love are doing the same thing and being mean.

36. The lingering thoughts in my heart have become persistent beliefs for a long time.

Sunflower faces the sun, so it is destined to fall in love with it.

38. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.

It is not easy for us to get together, and it is even more difficult to part ways.

40, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

4 1, dreams don't hide sorrow, wine can't cry, and sorrow can't be avoided. The incense of Hui Lu curled up the heartbroken line, and the soul of money swayed in the lantern.

42. It's time to calm down and feel that I'm lukewarm and heartless. At least let me know what I should do to you.

Remember to say good night to me every night and let me know that you will be here again tomorrow.

44. I have never seen such a shameless person again. He asked for a divorce from me without telling the mistress outside, and agreed not to pay a dime. His parents are more interesting. I just called to comfort me and told me that he was in a bad mood. I really can't figure out why he is in a bad mood. My son and I are responsible for all the crimes he found. He is a completely irresponsible person.

45. I think love can fill the regrets in life. However, it is love that makes more regrets. Rain or shine, round and short, has been repeated in a love. In another person, the weather will not be blue forever.

Give me a reason to forget that I have always loved you so much.

47, understand a truth, it is easy for a man to like a person, but he will not fall in love with a person easily.

48. It took me 10 months to give birth to a child, and I raised it for 20 years, educated it for 20 years and taught it for 20 years. It took you 10 minutes to give birth to a child and give him a last name.

49. Some things cannot be explained. You think it's worth it, you think it's worth it, others say it's worth it, and you think it's worth it.

50. Don't be curious, don't mind, what does his girlfriend look like and figure? You're just asking for trouble.

5 1, even if we can't have each other, memories are our own.

52. Missing someone who loves you is called missing, and missing someone who doesn't love you is called meanness.

53. What I fear most is not losing you, but that I can't forget you after losing you.

54. Loneliness is like summer rain, ruthless and dripping. Loneliness is like autumn frost, cold and heartless, flowers bloom and wither; Loneliness is like the sadness in my heart, which can't be expressed in words. Loneliness is like blue, like blowing snow.

55. She is indifferent to you. Don't feel puzzled. Have you been negligent recently and haven't contacted her for hours?

56. You are just a dream, and all good things are illusory.

57. Even if the relationship has changed, my position in my heart remains the same.

When you are with him, he can make you happy. Of course. He can also make you feel sad after being abandoned by him.

59. The pain of missing has blown off the dead leaves of the thin and cold night, opened the curtain of memory, and my eyes reflected sadness. Can I still whisper the poems you sang in the tears of memory?

60. Heartache is only a flash. If it hurts for a long time, you will lose consciousness.

6 1, if we blame love for hurting us, then I want to ask, did you nod your head to allow love to come?

62. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out to buy apples, buy me a bag of apples.

He said, I'm tired. Let me calm down for a while, okay? Just say yes, because he came to inform you, not to ask your permission.

64. Don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

65. You must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better than breaking your word.

66. Our story has just begun to end slowly, and I have lost everything.

67. In a calm day, leave some space for yourself, each other and the distance.

68. Whether you close your eyes will ignore your existence.

69. Don't ask all day, do you love me? He didn't love you when you asked.

70, night women, often like to talk, men, the opposite.

7 1, in the face of this false world, false people, false intentions and false words, how can anyone not be confused?

72. Have you ever found that you often have unforgettable love? Usually it doesn't end well.

73. Is it because I did something wrong that we missed it again and again?

74. The grievances that can be said are not grievances. It's not lovers who can leave.

75. Don't say angry words when you are crying. Make a decision, and you will regret it.

The most regrettable thing is that our time and our life have not been given a second chance!

77. I thought I could move you by loving you a little more, but I found that only myself was moved.

78. Life changes every day, which is worth looking forward to.

79. I didn't know who was real or fake until I broke up.

80. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial evening girls not only annoy evening girls, but also annoy men.

8 1, sometimes, you should learn to regard disappointment as a harvest, because there is hope, there will be disappointment.

82. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, I will always end with "Let's break up". This is love.

83. I love your heart like water that can never be collected.

84. Even if the man in front of you is good at everything and has advantages everywhere, and he doesn't love you, you will never change this shortcoming.

85. We are just used to clinging to the uncertain future.

86. The so-called predestination, like invention, originated from accident. Love is also an invention, which needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent right and will be taken away at any time.

You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.

88. In fact, it can last forever, but no one talks. In this way, we missed a lifetime.

89. Brave night girls are always more beautiful than cowardly night girls. If your lover doesn't love you, I advise you to be brave in parting, rather than cowardly entanglement.

90. Too little contact, too little truth, too few friends and too few smiles.

9 1. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

92. Freedom is precious, but every day thousands of people exchange it for love.

93. When it rains, I just miss you very much.

94. If my leaving can bring you relief, I would rather choose death.

95. You know, whether a man is good or bad does not depend on whether he is a playboy or single-minded. Since ancient times, men have been playboys, but whether they have control or not.

96. A smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns a person.

97. Your parents and I live in harmony without making any noise. You never forgave my parents. You never called them mom and dad. When you were poor, you said my parents wouldn't promise you, but you refused to call. When you're rich, you say you're not afraid of them anymore, so stop screaming.

98. I am just a lonely little fool, waiting for something, giving up something and losing something.

99. That night, I smoked a lot, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything became a thing of the past.

100, look at the world coldly and give yourself hot, cold, sweet and sour.

Momo signed a happy night person.

Momo signed a happy night person.

1, meeting you, no longer face to face, this life is the most beautiful.

2. The best state of lovers is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as boyfriends.

3. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.

After all, my ideal is to be your wife.

If I can't hold an umbrella for you one day, I will accompany you in the rain.

6. Beauty is happiness, happiness is a flower and a leaf.

7. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said, Mathematics is so difficult that I can't go to the same university as you! He: I knew you wouldn't. I didn't do anything big afterwards.

8. Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

9. When all my typing skills know you, I think I really fell in love with you.

10, don't let go if you grasp the hand, and go on if you love the right person.

1 1, romantic just because I want you to like me.

12, the person I love is my lover.

13, I can feel at ease when I see your hand and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

14, keep your initial warmth and sunshine, which attracted me most at the beginning.

15, I want to talk about a love that will never break up, stumbling, sunset, and growing old together.

16, because she is only one meter six, so once I quarrel, I must bow my head first!

17, I want to get a marriage certificate from her!

18, there is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

19, how outstanding it is when someone is in pain.

20. Do you remember how long you haven't said you love me?

2 1, love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

22. Probably because I love him, it seems hard to fall in love with others.

23. Yes, I just like you so much that I'm scared.

24. Two people who are too alike either love each other very much or hurt each other.

25. I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.

26. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place?

27. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.

28. Can you keep your heart clean and just hold me?

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

30. When crossing the street, you held my hand tightly. I know this is happiness.

3 1, I don't have this talent, I will tolerate you and accept her.

32. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two children don't have to guess.

I want to let the whole world know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.

34. Innocent age can't bear to be bullied, and youth is ridiculous.

35, not for grandstanding, I don't have a girlfriend for fan, and I don't have a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.

36. Lovers don't have to be perfect, but you are enough!

37. Do you like a person? You haven't given up yet.

You are too likable for me to love you.

39. As long as she calls her daughter-in-law, she will cherish her life.

After all, the woman who loves me the most in the world has married my father.

4 1, I will be proud of what you said to me all day.

42. I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

43. From now on, we will walk together, and we will have delicate ideas together.

44. If I love you, I will fight with you. Otherwise, why gamble my youth on tomorrow?

45. Holding your left hand, running endlessly in the rain. Finally, we snuggled up happily.

Follow me, don't you like it? If you don't like it, I will follow you.

47. A person is happy from liking to liking.

48. Be the first one to wake you up in the morning and the last one to watch you fall asleep at night.

49. If I can, I would like to drink all the memories about you and me in one gulp and let them ferment repeatedly in my stomach.

I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that others can't give me at a special time, which makes me deeply fall in love with someone.

I was ambushed and hugged by three men at the night show.

Dear Momo: Hello!

Last night, when you appeared in front of my eyes, I was sure I was a little dizzy. I always thought you were handsome, but I didn't expect you to be so handsome. ROJAM at night is a bit messy. The lights there are not very bright, flickering, disturbing people's sight, and everyone is busy, so please forgive them for not noticing your handsomeness, but because of this, I can take the opportunity to eat your little tofu. But the handsome guys and beautiful girls you brought obviously expressed strong jealousy for my behavior (the beautiful girls are jealous of me and the handsome guys are jealous of you), otherwise, how could they fight back without weakness, so that I was almost out of breath when they hugged me. I counted, I was held by diamond Wang Wu three times, and I was lifted above my head for more than three times each time; Once when I was held down by Teng Wangting twice, and once when I left; Once I was hugged three times by a mountain god. I approached him halfway through the dance and wanted to talk to him, but he mistakenly thought I was going to hug him. This is the first time. I was hugged by him when I left. I was once hugged by a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman, a crystal beauty, a beautiful woman, Cindy, and a fish in shadow love. Maybe there are still some omissions, because my math and physics are really poor, and I feel a little dizzy when the number is too big. As for you, I didn't count. As for family members, too clear calculation will hurt feelings. I don't want to hurt our feelings, except gold, of course. Although I have always regarded money as dirt, I sometimes prefer to collect such dirt.

Last night, two foreigners stood on the stage and danced striptease. If the security guards hadn't stopped them, I'm afraid they would have applauded our screams and exposed their furry nakedness. I may be a little sorry, because such an opportunity to feast my eyes is really hard to get, but I can assure you that their dancing is not as beautiful as yours, and their bodies are not as sexy as yours. Otherwise, how could those Russian men and women pester you to buy them drinks? In Xu Niang, there is another woman who looks half old but crazy. She came over and asked if you needed company. I was so jealous that I almost cried. I had to dance hard and pretend to shake my head to cover it up.

The beauty you brought last night was not only beautiful in appearance, slim in figure, but also excellent in dancing. In particular, there are leisurely crystals and fish that fall in love with shadows, and their dancing can be comparable to that of pub performers. Green tea has an oval face like a fox. This makes me very depressed. I don't have anything they have. I can only stare at you with my amorous myopia. If you don't think that's enough, I can also perform cross-eyed for you. You know, it took me a long time to learn this movement, but I didn't find it difficult at all. I can study as long as you like, really. Please, you have to trust me.

March 20xx 13.

The performance in the evening is actually the loneliness of a group of people.

The night show is actually the loneliness of a group of people, which was originally released.

The glamorous appearance can't hide the loneliness at night.

Cancer women don't have to love a person's life, and later they live into twelve constellations and switch randomly. If I pay three points for you, I will let you really see five points, so that men will know, so you did it for me. Don't be Cheng Lisha, really, you will be kicked out at any time.

Today, I finally understand why my marriage failed. In our marriage, I always thought I was a strong woman. I do housework and take care of my children alone, as if nothing happened with my husband, so that my child got sick. I asked him to come to the hospital to help me, but he said you were so powerful that you couldn't even do it. It seems that I will ask him for help in big and small matters in the future, and let him know how hard I work and take care of my children.

In life, it is meaningful to learn to show weakness appropriately, let a man know his existence and make him feel satisfied.

A woman must learn to be a demon properly and always remind a man that I need you, but this degree must be grasped well, otherwise it will become death. Men must know how to respond. Love needs to be managed.

Doing it at the right time is coquetry, and doing it at the wrong time is unreasonable.

Men are simple-minded and don't want to have dinner with friends every time. If the food I want to eat is far away from me, I will ask my husband to help me. Sometimes he will say, stand up and clamp yourself. As long as he told me to stand up, I told him not to eat, and then I really didn't eat anything. Later he will ask me why I don't eat. I said I ate that dish and couldn't reach it.

Since I met the girl who loves me, I believe I am also worthy of being loved. I used to belittle myself in front of other girls. In front of her, I can be myself and feel loved.

What's the difference between a person who has to pay for housework all his life and finding a full-time nanny?

Sorry, my sincerity is limited and expensive. I can't let anyone waste it. This sentence really goes to my heart. There is a male colleague in the company. I saw him doing a lot of work by himself, thinking that he was a colleague and helped. Later, he did it himself every day and took a rest after he finished it. I'm still busy, and he doesn't even think about it. I'm busy with his work! My heart is super uncomfortable! Forget it. I had something urgent to go out two days ago and just missed taking out the garbage. I said, take out the garbage. Thank you. As a result, he actually said that there is still time. Take out the garbage quickly! I suddenly broke out, damn it, you are in charge of this cleaning work! I just want to help you! Feelings. This is my duty? Get out of here! You usually put up with it when you have nothing to do, but this time you still say such things? Sorry, this is not my job, and you are not my boss! You got it?

You are willing to help, it is a favor, and it is your duty not to help. No one is qualified to tell you what to do.

One of them has no ability to love and the other has no ability to be loved. The two sides are upside down. Both love and being loved need to learn.

The most comfortable relationship between two people is that we both have the energy to do what we want to do, but we will become extraordinarily brave because of each other's existence.

Say good night to only one person every day, and others will say goodbye, no matter who they are. Because of my limited feelings, I can only say good night once for such kind words.

I love you, and I can only say it once in my life.

If I were David Beckham, I couldn't do it. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

People who don't love you don't love after all. The humbler, the cheaper.

It is the parents who pay blindly and ask for nothing in return. I'm just the person you live with. I love you, provided that you love me too. After more than 8 years of marriage, I can still cling to him like a child. Even my daughter said, mom, you are spoiled and clingy. When I am angry, my daughter will say, Dad, please hug my mother and kiss my wife.

I went from indifference to initiative! He went from initiative to indifference! Since you have shaken a pillar in your heart, why not hold it steady? If you don't want to insist, why did you shake me in the first place?