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1. The panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing its love. The panda said angrily, "Why is this? What is all this? " The deer said timidly, "My mother said she wouldn't let me be with you because all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers."

I have a headache. I may have a lot of knowledge, which is about to overflow.

My boyfriend and I are engaged, and his family got a hundred thousand bride price. Go home. I'll count the money with my mother. My brother saw it and said, "You silly girl, you have been sold and lost."

When I was young, I was not afraid to walk at night. Now I'm more and more scared when I grow up, because it's so dark and I'm so handsome, I'm afraid others won't see me!

If there is one day left in my life, then I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because in class, I will feel that every day is like a year.

6. Your lover is an incomparable monkey, and one day he will walk through the tower in two steps to marry your dog.

I learned the temptation to go home from school.

8. I have always been a very self-disciplined person. Since we have said that we want to lose weight, we will definitely keep talking, keep talking!

9. Have you found anyone who is better than you who works harder than you? You can accept this. But people who are better than you, but without your efforts, you are confused and want to ask why? I'm telling you, because you're stupid.

10. I still remember when I was a child, my friend just gave me a CD and inserted it at home. The TV said "No viewing below 18", so I invited the whole family to watch it together.

1 1. I was fascinated by my plain face just now. Sure enough, I can't take a bath for long, there is too much water in my head.

12. Everyone is a little crazy, but I don't know my illness.

Thirteen. Son: "Dad, do you have any horror books to read?" Dad: Yes, dad watched it for 20 years and felt horrible. The son is curious: "What book is this?" "Dad said seriously," marriage certificate!

14. The male gods in the school are nothing more than those who study well or are the most handsome players. There is no such thing as Gao Fushuai. My goddess is different. He is the first person in our biological experimental group to dissect frogs! I thought at that time, this technology must be an ancient general who fought in the battlefield! It turns out that his family sells barbecues. ...

15. Raise your head 45 degrees just to stop your nose, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

Sixteen years old. When we were in love, my husband took me to sing. I pretended to be drunk and deliberately created opportunities for my husband. As a result, he dared not, so he drank and drank. He was really drunk, so I carried him back.

17. When God closes a door for you, he will also use it to clamp your brain.

Dear, my love "program" started when I scanned you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

Today, I went to see my 100-year-old grandfather and wanted to ask him the secret of longevity? Who knows, the grandfather said simply: My grandson gave me a package of spicy strips called Tang Seng Meat when I was a child. When I was 2 years old, her parents always believed that the ugly duckling would become a white swan when the girl was 18 years old! One day when she grew up, her father looked at her intently and said seriously, "Son, you'd better study hard!" " "

Twenty one. No matter how thick the chain is, it can't tie a dog to go.

Twenty-two In high school, I told a girl that I was rejected face to face, which made many people in my class know and made me embarrassed. That girl felt very guilty and apologized to me on the campus radio. The whole school knew!

23. Don't envy China. It's a novel after all. You can't have white around you. There is at most one baiwenhang whose brother is blind.