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Cixi is so delicious, what’s on her “Double 11 shopping” list?

There are Siberian tigers, ducks, human milk, watermelons, pastries and so on. The Empress Dowager Cixi really loved to eat, to the point of extravagance and waste. It is not an exaggeration to say that she ate all the food in the Qing Dynasty. Cixi was indeed not an ordinary woman. She loved to eat, wear clothes, and dress herself up even more. She lived a very exquisite life every day. However, she never thought that outside the palace where she could not see, many people were precarious and even filling their stomachs became a problem. A kind of extravagant hope. It would be too selfish to just focus on eating, drinking, having fun, and being comfortable.

First of all, let’s take a look at stewed fat duck, which is made from duck. The making process is very complicated and takes a long time. It is also extremely delicious when made. It can be called a delicacy in the world, especially for Cixi. like.

The second is the clear soup tiger pill, which is made from the testicles of Siberian tigers. It sounds quite inhumane, but Cixi just likes to eat it. I think the fact that the Siberian tiger is on the verge of extinction is closely related to Cixi.

Let’s talk about human milk. Because Cixi likes to drink it and never stopped, there are always many women providing human milk for Cixi, and a batch will be changed every season to ensure that Cixi drinks it. All are healthy and delicious human milk. Just because of Cixi's preference, I don't know how many babies will starve to death.

Finally, let’s talk about watermelons. Cixi could eat more than 350 watermelons every day. Oh my god, one person can eat so much in one day. He would be so exhausted that he would die. Let me tell you why she is still alive and well after eating so many watermelons? Because she only eats the reddest piece in the center of each watermelon and throws away the rest. This is simply a waste of natural resources! To sum up, on Double Eleven, Cixi’s shopping cart must have these items.