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Not only do you need Jin Shengtan quickly, but you also need to translate 33 articles (from classical Chinese to vernacular Chinese).
Second, friends who have been apart for ten years suddenly come at night. I opened the door before I finished bowing. I didn't have time to ask him if he came by boat or on foot. I didn't have time to ask him to sit on the bed or couch. I went straight into the back room and humbly asked my wife, "Dear, can you take out a barrel of wine, Su Like Dongpo's wife?" My wife happily pulled out the gold hairpin for me. Calculate calculate, change the money, enough to drink for three days. Not so good!
Third: sitting alone in an empty study, thinking that there are always mice by the bed at night is really annoying. I don't know what I was bitten by it, or what my book was bitten by it. I was suspicious and didn't know what to do. At this time, I suddenly saw a stubborn cat, staring and wagging its tail, as if spying on something. I held my breath and waited for a while, only to see it running and smoking like the wind, and the mouse was eliminated. Not so good!
Fourth, all the trees in front of the study, such as begonia and bauhinia, were pulled out to make room for planting one or twenty plantains. Not as fast as it is now.
Fifth, on a spring night, I drink with a group of bold brothers. When you are half drunk, you can't stop drinking and you can't drink any more. A child next to me understood my mind and suddenly took out more than ten pieces of big paper firecrackers. I got up and left, lit a fire and took pictures. The smell of sulfur rushed from my nose into my head, and I felt very comfortable at once. Not so good!
Sixth, when I was walking in the street, I saw that the two were the same, blushing and thick-necked, like an enemy who was not * * *. The two of them will have their hands up, their waists down and their mouths still there. Two people have been nagging, as if for a whole year. At this moment, suddenly a strong man came up with his arm swinging, and he was overbearing and interrupted them with a loud roar. Not so good!
Seventh, sons and nephews fall backwards. Not so good!
Eight: I have nothing to do after dinner and go to the market. I saw gadgets, played them for a while and bought them. It's a deal, but the price is a little lower. The peddler keeps saying that he won't give in. So he took out money from his sleeve that was almost as heavy as the asking price just now and threw it to the vendor. The peddler immediately put on a smiling face and refused to say anything. Not so good!
Nine: Nothing to do after dinner, rummaging through everything. I found dozens and hundreds of old and new IOUs. Some people who owe money are dead and some are still there, but in short, they will not pay back the money. So I secretly cleaned up the fire and looked up at the sky. There was no cloud in Wan Li. Not so good!
Tenth: In summer, I covered my head, barefoot, covered the sky with a parasol, and stood on oranges to watch the strong man sing Wu Ge. The water suddenly surged up, as if turning over silver and rolling snow. Not so good!
Eleventh: I just woke up in the morning and vaguely heard the sigh of my family saying that someone died last night. So he hurried to ask someone, and it turned out that the most scheming person in the city had died. Not so good!
Twelfth: Get up early in summer and watch others saw big bamboo into barrels under the pine shed. Not so good!
Thirteenth: it's cloudy for a whole month, which makes people drunk and unable to sleep. Suddenly I heard the birds singing together, and it cleared up. I quickly reached for the curtain. When I opened the window, I saw the sun shining and the trees washed. Not so good!
Fourteenth: I heard that someone is a simple-hearted person at night, and tried to visit him the next day. I went into his door and stole a look at his bedroom. I saw the man sitting at his desk, facing south, reading a document. Seeing a guest coming, he bowed silently, pulled my sleeve and told me to sit down. He said, "Sir, since I'm here, let's have a look at this document together. So I laughed with him until sunset. At this time, he felt hungry himself, so he asked the guest slowly, "are you hungry, sir?" "? " Not so fast!
Fifteenth: I didn't want to build a house, but I accidentally got some spare money and built a house. From this day on, if you want wood, head, tile, brick, ash and nail, there will be no sooner or later, and it will not come to your ears. Finally, there was no money. In order to build a house, sparrows dug mice. However, there is still no house to live in, so we have to live in peace. Suddenly one day when the house was completed, I painted the walls and swept the floor, put up windows and hung pictures. When the craftsmen have settled down and left, it will be soon to sit with like-minded friends!
Sixteenth: drinking in winter nights, the more you drink, the colder it gets. Look out the window, the snow is as big as a palm, and it has accumulated three or four inches thick. Not too soon!
Seventeenth: In summer, it's not too fast to cut a thick and green watermelon with a scarlet plate and a sharp knife yourself!
Eighteen: I have long wanted to become a monk, but I can't eat meat in public. If you can become a monk, eat meat openly, and shave your head with hot water and a sharp knife in summer!
Nineteen: I accidentally turned over the handwriting of an old friend in the box. Not too soon!
Twentieth: I have three or four boils in my vagina. Call hot water at once and close the door to take a bath. What a hurry!
Twenty-one: A poor scholar came to borrow money, but he was embarrassed to ask. He just mumbled something and said something irrelevant. I observed that he had unspeakable thoughts, so I took him to a place where no one was there, asked him how much money he needed, and then hurried to his room to get money for him. Then ask him if he should go back to work at once, or stay a little longer and have a drink before leaving. Not so good!
Twenty-two: Take a boat. When it is windy, you can't sail when you are worried. Suddenly I saw a big ship, galloping like the wind. I tried to pull the boat with a hook, but I didn't want to pull it at once, so I tied a cable to the stern. Lao Du's poem "Green Mountains and Green Waters, Knowing Oranges and Pomelos" was sung in his mouth, and he laughed heartily. Not so good!
Twenty-three: I have long wanted to change my residence and live with my friends, but I can't find a suitable house. Suddenly someone said that there was a house with few rooms, about a dozen rooms, and the door was near the river, with lush trees. So I had dinner with this man, and then I went to see the house. I don't know what the house is like yet. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a clearing as big as six or seven acres. Don't worry about fruits and vegetables anymore. Not so good!
Twenty-four: I didn't come back until I left home for a long time, and I saw the city gate in the distance. Children and women on both sides of the Taiwan Strait are speaking the dialects of their hometown. How fast!
Twenty-five: Since the good porcelain is broken, there is no reason to repair it. Watching it over and over again is just annoying. So I told the cook to use it as a chop suey tool so that it would never appear in front of me. Not so good!
Twenty-six: If you are not a saint, how can you be without fault? I did something unconsciously in the evening, and my heart was pounding in the morning, which was really worrying. It suddenly occurred to me that Buddhism has the method of Busa, and I didn't hide it myself, thinking it was a confession. So, the next day, I told all the familiar or unfamiliar guests about my mistake. Not so good!
Twenty-seven: It's never too soon to read a big book!
Twenty-eight: Push open the paper window and let the bees out. How fast!
Twenty-nine: As a county magistrate, it's not too fast to play drums every day outside the imperial court!
Thirtieth: It's almost time to see someone else's kite string broken!
Thirty-one: It's better to watch a wildfire start a prairie fire!
Thirty-two: Pay off the debt, and it will be soon!
Thirty-three: it's not too fast to watch the campus guest pass!
Major achievements
Jin Shengtan's Literary Criticism
Jin Shengtan's main achievement lies in literary criticism. His comments attach great importance to the exposition of ideological content and often use the topic to discuss political affairs. His outlook on society and life is vivid. He rebuked "criminal insurrection". "Only officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps." Interpret the name of Water Margin as "the worst, the worst, different from China" and oppose "giving it loyalty"; However, he sympathized with people's livelihood and hated officials of fishermen and thieves, and realized that there were "Gao Bailian", "Yin Qian's brother" and their foxes under "One Gao Qiu", which formed a social force that brought disaster to the country and the people. 108 People's "having to go to Shui Bo" is "an act of disturbing order", thus affirming the resistance of Liangshan heroes. He believes that "living in his country, not secretly discussing the gains and losses of his doctors, is also harmful to governance", "writing without saints, writing without emperors, and writing without emperors is also a discussion"; However, he also admitted that if there was no road in the world, Shu Ren would dare to discuss it, and "the discussion in Shu Ren is history". He preached Confucian moral norms such as "loyalty and forgiveness" and "filial piety"; However, it also exposed the destruction of ethics on human nature, praised the rebellious behavior of Cui Yingying and Zhang Sheng, mocked The West Chamber, a book that baked people in winter, as an obscene book, and publicized The West Chamber as a "miracle of heaven and earth". He accepted the nihilistic thought of Buddhism and regarded life as a dream, the so-called "dream of heaven and earth" and "dream of all beings"; However, he faced up to the reality and was diligent in description, thinking that "life and death are rapid, life is impermanent, and wealth is hard to find." If you do what I like, how can you live without writing? " It can be seen that Jin Shengtan's thought is full of contradictions. The beauty of Jin Shengtan's literary criticism lies in the artistic analysis of his works. His comments on poetry and prose are quite common, such as dividing metrical poetry into two solutions and applying eight-part essay to poetry, which is quite criticized. His artistic opinions in commenting on The Water Margin and The West Chamber are unique, and after Li Zhi and Ye Zhou, he pushed the criticism of novels and operas to a new height. He claimed that storytelling "takes its literary heart directly" and "sketches its face and stretches its spiritual logic" in order to explore the law of creation, which is indeed quite unique in this respect. He put the characterization in the first place, pointing out that the insatiable greed in Water Margin "is nothing more than writing all 180 personalities for him". The key to the success of shaping the character is to capture the unique personality of the character, so as to judge that "people have their temperament, people have their temperament, people have their shapes, and people have their voices". Even the same type of personality, but also to show similarities and differences. In his comments, the description of a character should be multifaceted and complicated, and it should also be unified and coherent. For example, he thinks that in the Water Margin, Lu Da first wrote that he lived by drinking, and then wrote that Lu Da did not drink. "However, there is no one who is not Lu Da"; Writing Li Kui jy is simple and cunning. "The more cunning you write Li Kui jy, the simpler you are.". It also involves the personalization of characters' language. "If a person is the same, he will say the same thing." . Among many figures, we should highlight the main one, such as "The West Chamber was written by only three people: one was a double story, the other was Zhang Sheng, and the other was a matchmaker", and "If we make a careful calculation, the West Chamber was written by only one person. A person's words are bilingual. " In fact, his so-called "open-minded and elegant" is related to shaping vivid characters, which depends on calm and meticulous observation and experience, that is, "being tempted" and "appearing". He also attaches great importance to the plot and structure: he thinks that the plot should be unexpected, using "fantastic brushwork" and "Yue Long Tiger Lying", but it should be reasonable and reasonable, "writing extremely shocking things, but using extremely approachable brushwork"; It also emphasizes structural integrity. "A book is just an article", and the author must "have the overall situation in mind". Therefore, paying attention to "connecting", "locking" and "disassembling" requires writing "Moon Corridor" and the like, which inevitably takes second place. His so-called "seeing with eyes and grasping with hands" is similar to the emphasis on creative inspiration; However, he also emphasized "Fa", saying that "a short essay can't make a dog howl", and summarized various expressive techniques, such as "Najuan". In a word, Jin Shengtan put forward a systematic theory of novel and drama creation.
At the same time of commenting, Jin Shengtan also revised the original work, and made an overall deletion in addition to the text. He decided that the last fifty chapters of The Water Margin were Luo Guanzhong's "adding a dog's tail", so he cut all the lines, claiming that there was no sequel to "Guanhuatang Ancient Edition" and forged Shi Naian's preface before it. This biography has become 70 books. He also asserted that the fifth book of The West Chamber was not written by Wang Shifu, but also an "evil book", so he cut it out and ended with a "dream".
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