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Going back to my hometown is boring enough to talk about copywriting in a circle of friends.

1, no one's life is perfect, don't envy others.

2, your past, I missed the opportunity to participate, your future, I will accompany you to the end.

3. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

The best partner of women's synchronized diving is mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, who always fall into the water at the same time.

5. I dropped my mobile phone so many times that nothing happened, and then I thought my height saved it.

6, fate is responsible for shuffling, how to play cards to see yourself; Grasping a good hand depends on luck, and playing a bad hand depends on wisdom.

Please be happier than me, so that I won't waste time quitting.

8. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

9. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

10, the so-called can't let go, that is, four glasses of spirits, three cigarettes, two tears, a hard night.

1 1. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

12, some things are really too lazy to say, you can understand a few points.

13, you can't wake up a person who doesn't reply to the message, but the red envelope can.

14, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

15, my heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

16, girls with fat hands don't have to worry, the gold ring given by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

17, showing off wealth is like a proud peacock, trying to show off its gorgeous appearance, but being seen.

18, the time of circulation, explains the vicissitudes of our youth.

19, your shooting performance is really poor. If I were you, I would kill myself immediately in case you get shot more.

20. I didn't learn to cry before, but now I often burst into tears.

2 1, every moment of concern, hiding in the corner of love gradually sublimated.

22. I also miss you day and night. The taste of missing you is bitter or sweet.

23. I am finally indifferent to your bright head.

God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

Being kind doesn't mean that I am good at bullying people, but I don't want to take care of dogs.

26. Time will let you see every face clearly, and long-term companionship will let you know every heart. Drowning in the sea is not only the end of life, time will not abandon youth, and rotten people are not worthy of affection.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

28. I can spoil you when it's rare, but I can change you if you don't know how to be good or bad.

29. I let the person who helps me up never fail. The man who tripped me, I made him never get up again.

30. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hanazono Sakura and a girl named Xiaobei in the class. They became little girls on a stormy night.

3 1. I was playing with my mobile phone on the road today and bumped into a foreigner. I said fuck, and the foreigner said fuck. Then we looked at each other and left silently.

32, don't wronged yourself, from head to toe all your life.

33, life is alive, born to live!

34. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know if I'm listening to a song or myself.

35, Huanglian packaging, poor people heart to heart. It's better to keep company with birds and animals than with the rich.

36. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go.

37. Everyone has the same starting line. The key is to use different means of transportation.

38. The will goal does not exist in nature, but in life.

39. The so-called true love is knowing that two people are so ugly and worrying that the other person will be taken away.

40, Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

4 1. All along, the four spiritual pillars that support my life progress are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, waiting for salary.

42. The so-called love means that you hurt me deeply and I hurt you deeply.

43. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life.

44. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

45. When people see me smile, they say I feel easy to get along with. You tried to rob me of my food, and my hand was broken.

If you love someone else, please don't tell me. I'm not as brave as you think.

47. What is really terrible is not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.

48. When you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

49. We should also be optimistic about marriage. Although marriage is the grave of love, love that can be buried underground is better than violence on the street!

50. I think you can't do better than others even if you put aside the birth factor.

5 1, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it!

I didn't stop loving you, I just stopped showing it, because I knew that no matter how hard I tried, you wouldn't understand.

When a woman becomes unusually quiet, she is forcing herself to leave.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

55. The most terrible thing in the world is that the person who pushed you to hell once took you to heaven.

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals' friends are really people.

I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

58. Every life is beautiful, even the smallest flower will not refuse to open.

59. At the beginning, some things made us unforgettable; Some people are hard for us to let go.

60. In this world, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

6 1, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

62. My birthday is in June and my mother's birthday is in May. I adored my mother when I was a child, and I could be born in a month.

Girl, you know not only the world, but also globalization! But girl, you must not dominate!

64. It was the wind that ruthlessly blew me from a goddess to a female nerve.

65. Not ten years from now, but before today. Tomorrow is within reach, I hope to wake up and be a brand-new self!

66. The most terrible thing is not to die alone, but to die with someone who makes you lonely.

67. Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.

68. Every foodie has a mouth that can't stop.

69. You are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, and even the orcs despise your orcs.

70, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

7 1 unlike you who run in the morning, I have tried my best just sitting in bed.

72. You have other little princesses, and I am the second best.

73. Many aunts say that I am handsome today. Why don't you introduce your daughter to me?

74. I will only pay for those who deserve it, whether it is friendship or love.

75. Pretend that you are really tired every day. It's not that I'm realistic, but that people's hearts are too hypocritical. How dare I rip my heart out?

76. There are so many choices, which are similar to each other. Why go through fire and water for you?

77. You should learn to grow up. One man is worth a thousand troops.

78. The three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you. Only you were awake when you checked out.