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Depression: people are not good, but the degree of bad is different.

Reasonable cure: people are born different, different from each other.

1. "We write our desires on our faces.

We extend our palms to the world.

We only think about it when we can't get it.

What light can you emit?

2. I used to be intuitive.

I should be a qualified lover.

Gentle and considerate, never lose his temper.

But I accidentally like you too much.

So everything went wrong.

I became naive and narrow-minded

Jealous nuisance

Our appetite depends on the strength of our hands.

How could you?

People are born different.

Not the same, not the same.

What can you do?

4. Four things that must be thrown away at a certain age:

Meaningless restaurants, people who don't love you,

Look down on your relatives, fake friends.

But you must have four things:

Confidence in the face, kindness in the heart,

Into the backbone of blood, the power engraved in life.

Different classic mood, talk about sharing.

1, be quiet alone. When you are alone, you will feel lonely, fill the wounds at night with the past, and then giggle at your innocence. When you are alone, you are free, you will not be affected, and the small world walks freely. Be strong when you are alone, and hold your head high when you have no shoulders to lean on. No one loves himself more than himself. When we are alone, we smile, walk with a smile and face with a smile. A person is beautiful and romantic! A person is quiet and elegant.

2. Love is a matter for two people. Don't yell at ta at the other end of the phone just because you have been wronged here; Don't take ta as the whole of your daily life; Don't just ask for ta's love, remember that ta's contribution also needs affirmation and return; Don't take being busy as an excuse for not returning ta messages or answering the phone; Do not comment on the fault of ta relatives, after all, you chose TA; The most important thing is not to doubt ta, never.

If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person has been single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently and be indifferent to everything in front of everyone.

4. Accustomed to being alone, accustomed to the present life, accustomed to lying in bed and thinking quietly, accustomed to staying alone in the room, accustomed to insomnia at night, and letting my wounds spread a little bit in my heart. I don't want to grow up, but I have to face it. One should take care of oneself more. If it is cold, give yourself a coat. If you are hungry, buy yourself a bread. Give yourself a strong life if you are sick. Even if you are alone, you should live happily. "

When in love, women will ask again and again: Let's break up! In fact, women say that breaking up is just to retain! Every time I say goodbye, women are afraid that you will really leave; Every time you say goodbye, women are expecting your retention; Every time I say goodbye, women are helpless. Your subtle changes make her no longer sure whether you still love her so much, so she takes giving up as a bet. If you lose, you just don't love her enough! When a woman says goodbye, she really loves you! I just care too much about you.

6, please thank the person who hurt you, because he tempered your mind! Please thank the person who tripped you, because he strengthened your legs! Please thank the person who cheated you, because he enhanced your wisdom! Please thank the person who despises you, because he awakened your self-esteem! Please thank the person who abandoned you, because he taught you independence.

7. In life, you often lose more than you gain. People who live in hope can dance without music. 2. Those who dare not get angry are cowards, and those who don't get angry are wise. The most urgent thing to walk is the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing to walk is the most true feelings. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse, and you can't succeed if you have an excuse. No one is rich enough to need help from others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way.

8. Eight lies in a mother's life ① Childhood famine: Eat quickly, I'm not hungry! 2 lack of meat in childhood: eat quickly, I don't like fish! Late night sewing as a teenager: Go to sleep, I'm not sleepy! On the way home from the summer college entrance examination: drink quickly, I'm not thirsty! ⑤ Ask her about her illness after work: Concentrate on my work, I'm fine! 6 send her money: you can use it, I have money! 7 bought a house to pick her up: I am not used to it in the city! Terminal illness: Don't cry, I don't feel pain.

Seventeen secrets of happiness 1. Forget the past. Take responsibility for your own life. Build a network. Find all kinds of passions 5. Hone your willpower. Be yourself. Live for your purpose in life. Remember your blessing. Have positive thoughts 10. Work creatively 1 1. 03. Use your wisdom 14. Care about the little things around you 15. Give up your ambition 16. Make others happy 17. Learn compassion.

10, the paradox of human nature 1 What a person shows off means what he lacks in his heart. The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior. The more some people want it, the more they pretend it doesn't matter; The more afraid of losing, the more pretending not to care. The more proud a person is, the more he loves to hide; The more painful things are, the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill. 5 hate a person, advantages are regarded as camouflage; If you like someone, your shortcomings will get better.

1 1, happiness is actually very simple: "You and me, sitting together talking and laughing, plus doing something stupid."

12, cherish the people around you and respect the feelings of others. Everyone has his or her other half. Don't ignore him or her because he or she has shortcomings. He (she) exposes his shortcomings in front of you because he (she) loves you and because he (she) thinks that love can bear everything. Don't keep him or her waiting too long. Look out, it's over! "

13, the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends.

14, I'm afraid of growing up and hope to be in my parents' arms forever. I once hoped to grow up, but when I grow up, my troubles are endless. I used to think that the world was beautiful, but the fact is not what I imagined. How many ideals and ambitions there used to be were finally killed by reality. Once my heart was hit hard, but I couldn't find someone to talk to. I thought I could start over by going to college, but I was wrong. Too many things have happened, and there is too much helplessness.

15, don't care what others think of you behind your back, make things up for you, or even attack you. People are expensive in the atmosphere, so learn to say to yourself, if this can satisfy you, I am willing to accept it, and please believe that people who really understand you will never deny you because they have something or nothing! "

16, I love you very much, but I don't know how to get close to you, so I think it's ok to leave, there is no difference. The result is always like this. It doesn't matter whether it is good or bad. The important thing is that I once had a crush on you. "Mood phrase

17, "Some things don't want to happen, but they have to accept; Some people cannot be lost, but they have to let go. Sometimes, we are not waiting for anyone or anything, we are waiting for time, waiting for time to change ourselves. "

18, sometimes, I really want to hug someone tightly because I am happy, sad or empathetic. Sometimes, I really want to touch a person's hair and pat him on the shoulder, because there is pity and love in my heart. Sometimes, I really want to make a phone call. I just want to tell him that I haven't forgotten him and hang up with a smile. Can't you help smiling when you miss someone?

19, there is a woman who looks like a playboy, but she is actually very single-minded; Seemingly strong, but actually very fragile; Seemingly happy, but who can understand the sadness after laughing? This kind of woman is easy to understand, hip-hop on the surface and delicate inside; This kind of woman is very sensitive and afraid of loneliness; This kind of woman is very sad and likes to record her feelings in words; This kind of woman is very contradictory, hovering between giving up and persisting. If you know she likes her, please cherish it. "

20. Sometimes, in the face of people around you, I suddenly feel speechless. Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight. Sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go crazy hysterically. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Sometimes, I feel that I have the whole world, but for a moment I feel that I actually have nothing ... "

2 1, when you cherish your past, are satisfied with your present and are optimistic about your future, you will stand at the top of your life; When you know that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you stand at the peak of your life. "

22. An ordinary friend who has never seen you cry; A true friend has a shoulder to cry on. An ordinary friend doesn't know your parents' surnames; A real friend has their phone number in the address book. An ordinary friend is curious about your romance; A true friend can threaten you to say it. An ordinary friend thinks that friendship is over after a quarrel. A true friend knows that when you haven't had a fight, it's not true friendship. "

23. Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. Sometimes it just means that you value your feelings more than yourself. "

24. I think, as long as I am by your side, I can't let regrets happen; I think, as long as I can be with you, I can make you happy; I thought as long as I tried my best to do something, I could do it. However, I overestimated myself. Yesterday's words seem to be engraved in my heart, only a flash, only to find that everything has changed and everything is wrong. I don't like who I am. I feel so fragile that I can't control my breathing any more. "

Your time is limited, don't live for others. Don't be limited by dogma, don't live in other people's thoughts. Don't let other people's opinions affect your inner voice. The most important thing is to follow your heart and intuition bravely. Only your heart and intuition know what you really think, and everything else is secondary. "

Different star feelings

1, Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Every day you have a chance to pass someone by. You may know nothing about him, but maybe one day, he may become your friend or confidant.

2. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: When we were most intimate, the distance between me and her was only 0.0 1 cm. 57 hours later, I fell in love with this woman.

3. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: Everyone is lovelorn, and I will run every time, because running can evaporate the water in your body, making me less prone to tears. How can I cry? In May's heart, I am a cool person.

4. Brigitte Lin's monologue: I don't know when it started. I became a very careful person. Wear sunglasses every time you wear a raincoat. You never know when it will rain and when the sun will shine.

5. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: I don't know when everything has a date. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

6. Brigitte Lin's monologue: "Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapples, and tomorrow he can like something else. "

7. Takeshi Kaneshiro's monologue: In May 1, 1994, a woman said "Happy Birthday" to me. Because of this sentence, I will always remember this woman. If memory is also a can, I hope this can will not expire; If there must be one more day, I hope it will be ten thousand years.

8. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: After she left, many things at home were very sad, and I had to comfort them every night to fall asleep.

9. Tony Leung Chiu Wai's Monologue: One day, I suddenly had an impulse, and I had a feeling that she seemed to be back. I don't know whether I forgot to turn off the tap or whether the house is getting more and more emotional. I always thought it was the strongest, but I didn't expect it to cry the most. When a person cries, you only need to give him a pack of paper towels, but when a house cries, you have to do a lot of work.

10, "No one wants expired things, everyone wants to buy fresh ones."

"Fresh fresh, what fresh? It's people like you who are greedy for the new and forget the old. Hey, do you know how hard it takes to get a can of pineapple? You must plant, pick and cut. Don't you want to? Have you ever thought about the feeling of canned food? "

1 1, "Hey, she's gone, she's gone."

"gone?"

"Without waiting for you? Women can't wait, the later they wait, the more anxious they are, and finally they are as anxious as crazy.

12, Kim: "There are only three reasons why women wear sunglasses so late. The first one represents that she is blind; The second meaning is that she is handsome, so she must wear sunglasses. The third one, because she was lovelorn, because she didn't want people to see her cry. "

Lin: "What kind do you think I am?"

Kim: "lovelorn!"

Lin: "Hum ..."

Kim: "It doesn't matter. Lovelorn is common. Why are you crying like this? " I tried to be lovelorn. When I am lovelorn, I will run, and then I will run until I am sweating all over. In this way, I have no tears to shed. Really, do you want to try running? "

Lin: "I ran all night today. I'm very tired. If you want someone to chat with you, please find someone else. "

Kim: "I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to stay with you, because I know what it's like to be lovelorn." What a woman needs most when she is lovelorn is a shoulder. In fact, it doesn't matter if you treat me as a boyfriend. "

13, "huh? She didn't ask you to call me, so what do you want to do to me? Go running, are you lovelorn? "

"No, then why go running? Competition? ! Are you out of your mind? How can such a personal thing as running be shown to others casually? That's it, in vain! "

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