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The title of crossing Qinghai Lake

1699 On May 4th, Gulliver's Antelope rented a boat. Due to the storm, the captain sailed to the Pacific Ocean and the Antelope hit the rocks and sank. He and five sailors jumped into the lifeboat to escape, but the boat was in the middle. Gulliver destroyed the island in another storm in Lilliput. After landing, he was overworked, slept and lay on the grass. After waking up, he tied his limbs and body tightly, and his hair roots were firmly tied to the ground, making it impossible to move his body. The open sky and the eyes of the sun. This time, he heard a little noise around him. At the same time, he crawled on his left leg. Climb up his body, his chest and chin. Gulliver is a small scenic spot. For example, I will never see a 6-inch villain again. He has a bow in his hand and a quiver on his back. The air proudly walked in front, followed by more than 40 people wearing villain costumes. Gulliver shouted so that they could try to escape. As he rolled on the ground, some people trampled on each other and got hurt.

After a while, a little man appeared around. Gulliver was impatient, turned slightly to the arrow on the left, and hundreds of people tried to shoot him. He felt a stinging pain. Gulliver lay quietly. The villain is about three or four yards in the right ear, and the visibility is very high. He stood on the high platform and looked like a very decent man. His surrender meant his speech. Gulliver had no other way to express his loyalty. So, the 50-year-old cutting rope loosened his tie. Gulliver? Pointing at his mouth and saying that he was hungry was terrible. Little people, put the stairs at your sides and stuff hundreds of small baskets and vegetable baskets into your mouth. Gulliver swallowed two or three baskets of food and was at a loss. Gulliver orbit with a big appetite.

Little people 15000 cavalry, and then pulled him into the capital. The emperor (he is not only his subjects) led his ministers to pay tribute to their positions on the elegant Gulliver Tower. The residents of Lilliput stopped to watch because they had never seen a giant. The emperor called a meeting of ministers to discuss how to deal with this problem, Gulliver. Some people worry that Gulliver eats too much, and his dinner, 1720 snacks. Eating more light food may cause famine in China. Gulliver always advocated killing him, but he was worried that his huge smell would lead to plague. Finally, Emperor Gulliver decided to continue to send 500 for the time being. His name is 300 as a tailor, which is the most fashionable style for him and the effort of a dress.

One day, Gulliver got permission from the king to visit the imperial city and the palace. Around the Imperial City, there are second-class building walls with a width of one and a half feet and a height of 10 inch every ten feet. Gulliver Simon entered the city. He walked carefully in the street. Men are most afraid of stepping on their own feet. He wore a coat because he was afraid to hang the broken skirt on the roof and eaves. Houses on both sides of the street, windows and balcony houses are crowded with spectators. Five feet? Gulliver, who opened two main streets in Nach, still had one foot in the alley. The palace is in the center of the city, two feet along the walls of the empire. The king visited Gulliver, his magnificent palace. Gulliver can't go. Later, he came up with a coup: choose a tree in the palace garden and cut down the biggest tree on the two chairs with a three-foot knife. Outside the court, in the court, he put his feet on the chair, the palace, the uterus lying in the open space, watching carefully, watching the palace. There, he saw the luxurious furniture of the queen and princess and the servants around him.

The scale of lilliput is not large. They have strange customs. Choose kings, officials, rope skipping, dancing, those who become great officials. The British Chancellor of the Exchequer is regarded as the country that jumps highest (one inch ahead of others). On grand festivals, officials still keep the emperor's persistent obstacles and perform stunts. Ribbons of different colors are rewarded according to the performer's technical level. There are two political parties in this country. The difference between them is wearing high heels and low heels. High heels for the party? Under the old system, the king preferred the low-heeled shoes favored by his supporters. Therefore, as a government official of the party. A deep hatred between the two parties. The crown prince flattered both sides. For this reason, he has a pair of high heels.

This country often does not come to the ancient war with the neighboring island Hargreaves. The reason is that the eating habit of eggs is a small country, not the first, but the last in the war, but I hope people will break it. At home, we also call on those schools that are used to following the ancient system and are divided into' big bottom' and' small end' to attack each other. Heresy "big schools" swept the country, making them escape from the empire of Hargreaves' old war. Not long ago, some warships, the dignity of Lilliputian, built the tomb of Paleocene, ready to go to war, and once again expressed their loyalty to Lilliputian. Across the sea, all enemy ships were given titles by King Rope, and he was respected. The king ordered him not to destroy a shrinking province of Hargreaves. Gulliver disagreed. He said to the emperor: Yu Yong doesn't want to be a tool and slave of freedom and courage. "The king and his ministers' dissatisfaction with him hurt him.

Once the palace is on fire. Because of the difficulty in water transportation, Gerry Fossa put out the fire. The queen is disgusted. Cohen was jealous of his home, Admiralty, the British Chancellor of the Exchequer, and suspected that his wife was having an affair with Gulliver. So the king called a plan to give Gulliver an established crime of treason. His eyes were assassinated and he was blind. Gulliver's class, Hargreaves, is the oldest in the world. Then find a boat from there and leave by boat. He met an English businessman whose boat was on the high seas. He will return to London by the Merchant in 2002. Finally, his first trip.

Gulliver's second visit 20120 June. His "adventure" trip to North America. Zidabbrobdingnag, I. He and his sailors searched for a huge freshwater island and rowed away behind his friends. He had no time to escape. Medina (Gulliver hides in the forest, even though the club wheat is at least 40 feet high). A few minutes later, he saw a huge field. The common spire of a giant is so high that there are steps of 10 yards. Gulliver heard him calling, and his voice was a few degrees louder than the horn. It began to sound like a thunderbolt in the sky. This will be a huge appeal. He came up to him with a sickle. These giants Gulliver's 12 have six times more sickle hands than ordinary sickles. The original giant enriched farmers and farmers, and what remained was his harvester. Medina's giant Gulliver approached the hidden harvest. Gulliver cried when he thought of a dangerous situation: the hacking attack on the sickle that died in Medina would cause a huge stampede during this time.

The death giant heard the shouts and told him that he saw great difficulties around him. He found Gulliver. The giant hesitated and looked at it. We have encountered a mistake, so don't worry. Finally, he leaned down and caught Gulliver with his thumb and forefinger. He read carefully. Gulliver tried to tell the truth, but did not move. He took a 60-foot-high box and stuffed it into the meat pie between his fingers. Gulliver the giant made a sign that he had a folder in his finger. Be careful of Gulliver's huge car. He is happy to go to his owner.

Rich farmer Gulliver took it home and gave it to his 9-year-old daughter, Glen Dakli. Gulliver's huge bed was taken care of by Rhett and fell asleep. The mice here are terrible. Sleep with them. Gulliver had to draw his sword to defend himself, which was very difficult and was assassinated only in the dead of night. Gulliver, the little monster, went to see his village. Someone suggested Gulliver's money. The employer is in a box, give it to him and take him to exhibitions in various towns. Besides, he also made us feel at home with swords and shadows and Gulliver performing arts. Later, his palace, the queen and his wife performed. The queen was very happy to start with a rich farmer. He bought it. Then Gulliver couldn't bear to leave the rich farmer's daughter Glenn Dakli Reid: the rich farmer left the nanny. The queen's daughter agreed.

Great Britain is a peninsula, which is connected with the mainland. The 50 big cities in China are densely populated. The king is a very learned man. He has a clear mind and accurate judgment. He asked about Gulliver's customs, religion, law, government and academia. Gulliver tried to give him a big problem that happened in Britain in the last hundred years, but when he heard it, he said, "These events are just a bunch of conspiracies, rebellions, assassinations, massacres, revolutions and exile, accusing most of your fellow human beings of being the most harmful little addicts in the harsh natural journey all over the ground." "Ou Zhihua put forward a powder gun to help him consolidate national defense. The king is disgusted with the invention of these deadly weapons, which are the enemies of mankind. He would rather tell half the secret than hear his wisdom and kindness in governing the country. His comment is: "Who can make corn grow only two pastures and two grasslands? Who is the positive and greater contribution of all the above countries?" "A bunch of ears of wheat? Politicians among mankind. Therefore, Gulliver said: "The monarch who loves and praises forever, his outstanding talent, infinite wisdom, profound knowledge, his country and government, his talent, but this is also the quality that people accept." "

Gulliver lived in an adult country for two years. Once, he and the king's travelling clothes and his suitcase were carried into the air by an eagle, and then fell into the sea. Fortunately, they met the Sea of England? Go save him. On June 7, 2006, he returned to London. End his trip to England.

Gulliver visited the flying island for the third time. On August 7th, 2006, he was on a big merchant ship in Cape Town, Indian, China and Malaysian RNAV. Attacked by pirates, the pirates were exiled to a canoe, but fortunately, Borus landed on his land. Gordon Ya 'an found a strange phenomenon: on a flying inhabited island, the sun was covered. Six or seven minutes later, Feidao landed on the ground, and Gulliver got up. People will see that flying in a spacesuit is a strange island. Their shields are decorated with pictures of the sun, moon and planets, and their vocal organs and organs will pat their heads to the left instead of the right when they hear the dull blow to their bladders. Is it? One eye is concave, the eye is straight, and the mouth and ears are zenith. They can speak and obey, otherwise they will forget what just happened.

Islands are always unsafe because they are a lot of astronomical research. The sun of fear is approaching the earth every day, and the earth will be swallowed up by the sun. I met an acquaintance in the morning. They were facing the sun for the first time. This 1,000-acre flying island has a diamond layer at the bottom. Magnets are operated to lift the flight. There is a king and his nobles, craftsmen, women and children living on the island. Wang Dao, a vast vassal state, flew out. If the object does not obey or resist, he will fly to the island by car, win a position in the flying event, enjoy the sunshine and rain, and fly to the island to directly hit his head at all buildings, people and animals.

Flying Gulliver Island got a cold reception. It didn't take him long. His king depilated the minimum capital football here. He met the noble Monro first. He visited the farm. At the same time, Americans and school scientists in the National Academy of Sciences are eager to do all kinds of funny research: some designs are heavy, the sun is extracted from sea cucumbers, some people want to restore their stools to food and pig farmers' cobwebs to cheer with bellows disease, and the rule of law. The vocabulary to be cancelled is at school, where people find it helpful. A professor wrote a book about how to discover anti-government conspiracy. So Gulliver introduced his blue shield (dark? (of London), in this respect. Buddha Graben Urea said: "The residents here are mostly detectives, witnesses, prosecutors, appellants and prosecution witnesses, vowing to sue their minions ... The British National People's Congress tried to improve their position as incompetent politicians, restore the government to suppress or alleviate the dissatisfaction of the broad masses of people, confiscate stolen property, and enrich themselves to influence public opinion. So it can satisfy personal interests. " The professor is very happy and is going to write it into the book Witchcraft Rugby and Other Properties.

Gulliver's flying island, Isle of Man. Proficient in the implementation of magic, summoning the dead. Gulliver met Alexander, Caesar, Pompeii, Homer, Asia, Aristotle and other historical celebrities. He is also the Roman and modern residence in parliament: the Rome Conference seems to be a collection of heroes and demigods, a group of modern residence vendors, thieves, robbers and thugs. "At the same time, he also asked farmers in ancient England to be honest and simple in clothing and diet." They have always been a fair deal, a gathering of true freedom, courage and patriotism, and these virtues were famous in the past? Is it now? Future generations sell some money. "Then Gulliver went to English football in nagel, and you wanted to lick the floor. Under the stage were Wang's courtiers. Wang's poison spilled on the ground and killed the minister. He didn't like it. He also saw people understand that eternal life is not a happy thing. His ship went to Japan. 1709 In April, he returned to England and boarded a Dutch ship. The plane took five years, only half a year.

/& gt; Gulliver was traveling in September, 2004. He was the captain of a commercial adventurer. When he sailed to North America, the newly recruited sailor was hijacked and he was left on a desert island. Gulliver landed an ape-like animal, yehuda, at the critical moment when a gray horse, yehuda, was afraid to escape. "This is very organized and reasonable." Gulliver's Magnus brought him hay and oats. Gulliver shook his head and said he didn't eat these two things. This horse is strange. Ou Zhihua said that in milk, this understanding of horses and milk entertained him.

Ma is willing to make another effort, yehuda. These animals have flat and wide faces, flat noses, thick lips and big mouths on the carpet, like an ugly monster. Compared with horses, Gulliver yehuda was molded, and his name was also yehuda. Gulliver was ashamed. Gulliver's horse owner's horse, the Englishman's seat and the horse pulling the cart were very angry. Then Gulliver talked about the wars between European monarchs for several years. What are the reasons and motives? Ou Zhihua said: "Sometimes because the monarch's ambition on the ground is not big enough, there is not enough population, and even war, as a minister, he is corrupt and incites his master to suppress or decentralize management affairs? Not satisfied. " Ma criticized irrational behavior.

Gulliver also talked about the use of law and money. He said: "No matter how to make money or save money, money is always the best, so don't fill in time, because their nature is not to waste greedy people and enjoy the wealth of the poor in yehuda, Europe. This ratio is the number and wealth of the poor. " Horses are hard to understand at this point. The advantages and disadvantages of horse, horse clothes and poor countries. However, they are friendly and virtuous, and the two countries are friendly. They don't understand what evil is. Their motto is to advocate a rational and rational country and educate the next generation here. Young horses must know moderation, diligence, exercise, homework and cleanliness. "Every four years to maintain the National People's Congress, where there are difficulties, everyone gives generously and supports each other in spring.

Gulliver felt that "these excellent quadrupeds have many advantages, more like human beings and more degraded, so I opened my eyes and broadened my horizons." He is willing to join in and learn and practice all kinds of virtues with Xu, who has been respected all his life. " Ma Hui hates yehuda very much. Basically, they are all bad, quarreling with each other and even leading to civil war. In order to compete for a shining stone (meaning treasure) and a horse in Congress, "Ma Hui" created a gray horse. At sea, he met gray horses like Huda and Gulliver and was accused of it. Gulliver let us go, and Gulliver made up his mind to bid farewell to Master Ma. Ma Hui is gone. Portuguese merchant ship, returning to England, at 17 15 12.