Sketch lines for making movies

Behind the scenes: Host Ma, have you met our director? What director? Director Zhu Shimao. Director Zhu. I don't know. Look over there. See if there's one over there. Over there.

Zhu Shimao: Director, please pay attention to the cold weather today, and the film is being shot at minus 30 degrees. Therefore, our departments should seize the time and make all preparations before the arrival of the actors. As soon as the actors arrive, we'll start shooting. The directors began to take action. You can exercise if it is cold. The directors were right about the clothes. They opened the box (

Peisi Chen came out)

Peisi Chen: (to Zhu Shimao) Director Zhu Shimao: The props are all displayed.

Peisi Chen: Directed by Zhu Shimao.

Zhu Shimao: It looks familiar.

Peisi Chen: Very familiar. Have you forgotten that I shot a bucket of noodles in your movie Today last year or that you sent me to the hospital for emergency treatment? You must have forgotten.

Zhu Shimao: (suddenly enlighted) I haven't seen chenchen Xiaoer for almost a year. How are you?

Peisi Chen: My body is basically healthy now. Well, no sequelae, right? No, it's just that it still hurts a little when it rains on a cloudy day.

Zhu Shimao: It rains on cloudy days. What's that called rheumatism stomach?

Peisi Chen: Right, right, right, right.

Zhu Shimao: (worried) It's cold today. Go back to rest. Peisi Chen: I want to talk to you. Zhu Shimao: Go back to rest.

Peisi Chen: Director.

Zhu Shimao: Go back to rest (to the back). Get ready quickly. The audience will quickly send someone to find the actor.

Peisi Chen: Go, go, go and have a look, Director.

Zhu Shimao: I said you posted all 40 advertisements of actors. Did you post it? Didn't an actor sign up?

Peisi Chen: Yes, where is the director? Don't you think this is a job advertisement (take out a big piece of paper)? You see, it says (pointing to the words on the paper) that I have good features and strong body. I think I am qualified, so I will try my luck today.

Zhu Shimao: I tell you, last year, because of you, there was a scene missing from my movie.

Peisi Chen: (Guiltily) Yes, I know. I sympathize with you, but not this year. My main practice this year is to eat noodles. Let me tell you something, director. How many barrels do you want to eat today? You can't say I'm fine within three barrels.

Zhu Shimao: I told you not to eat noodles this year.

Peisi Chen: No.

Zhu Shimao: The main thing this year is to have a person in good health.

Peisi Chen: (confidently) I am strong. Do you think I'm okay?

Zhu Shimao: No, no, I'm not afraid of cold.

Peisi Chen: I am frost-resistant. I have been exercising in the hospital. You can't command you. What did you say?/Sorry? How about I give you a martial arts lesson? No, you can see if my basic skills are solid. I will give you the next fork. Let me show you this side (take off your shoes and put them around your neck). Look, director, what do you think? If you look at the director, I can still take it up.

Zhu Shimao: (surprised) He really practiced. How's it going? I said, the audience is seated. Is there a second actor to sign up?

Peisi Chen: There won't be.

Zhu Shimao: Why?

Peisi Chen: I have found all 40 job advertisements, so please promise me, director. I tell you, I look forward to this day every day. Director, you know how much I want to be a movie actor, but you know I can't.

Zhu Shimao: Well, I'll tell you. I will use you again this year.

Peisi Chen: (Surprised) A real director.

Zhu Shimao: Let's call it no fight, no deal.

Peisi Chen: Yes, yes.

Zhu Shimao: It's all up to you now.

Peisi Chen: No problem, Director.

Zhu Shimao: OK, I'll tell you about our play. It reflects the face of our countryside in recent years. This is a big change. The changes in the countryside are too great. It bought all farmers' houses.

Peisi Chen: What do you think of color TV recorders? There are sewing machines, bicycles, watches, old hens and some chicken farmers. He also bought cars, tractors, big tractors, small tractors, walking tractors, riding motorcycles, all of which were awesome.

Zhu Shimao: (angry) What are you mumbling about? You said it was me. Peisi Chen: I said it wasn't you, right? You say Zhu Shimao: I know all about this wonderful situation, and I won't tell you anything. Let me tell you something about the play. In my play, I mainly describe a middle-aged farmer.

Peisi Chen: A middle-aged farmer. What a coincidence! I told you, I just turned thirty this year. This middle school leads a country life. Look, my grandfather is a farmer and my father is. You know that's half a farmer. Of course I'm a descendant of farmers, right? Although I have been in hospital for a year, I am particularly concerned about the situation in the countryside. Tell me, director, I'll listen to you if I'm not angry. I don't want to hear any more from you. Is this right? Is this right?

Zhu Shimao: (angry) What is it? Yes, I don't know what that is. You don't know where I just said. There is a middle-aged farmer.

Peisi Chen: I am exactly thirty years old this year. I know this. Look, my grandfather is a farmer and my father is.

Zhu Shimao: (angrily) Will you shut up?

Peisi Chen: Sorry. Sorry, the director still listens to you.

Zhu Shimao: This middle-aged farmer came back from the county seat, selling surplus grain and holding a lot of money in his hand. After he met the villagers, he was happy to say something. In fact, the play is also very simple, and he is very happy about it.

Peisi Chen: No problem, Director. Isn't it just that I was happy when I told you? Yes, I have this characteristic.

Zhu Shimao: What are the characteristics?

Peisi Chen: As soon as I saw the money, I was glad to take it in my hand.

Zhu Shimao: (gesturing to stop) OK, OK, OK.

Peisi Chen: Forty-five yuan and fifty cents.

Zhu Shimao: OK, OK, no problem. Listen to me, bachelor.

Peisi Chen: (puzzled) Not you. You didn't change your name.

Zhu Shimao: (inexplicably) What was the name changed?

Peisi Chen: Isn't your name Zhu Shimao?

Zhu Shimao: I said this is a line.

Peisi Chen: I said my lines.

Zhu Shimao: By the way, folks, you said that I have never seen so much money as a bachelor. There is nothing to say.

Peisi Chen: What director?

Zhu Shimao: If you have nothing to say, let's go to my house for a drink.

Peisi Chen: (posing) Go for a drink. What do you think of this figure?

Zhu Shimao: Come on, come on.

Peisi Chen: From the beginning (first holding up his left hand, then remembering that it was his right hand), it was this finger. You said (pointing to someone in the audience), folks, I am single.

Zhu Shimao: (gesturing to stop) Stop, stop, stop.

Peisi Chen: I don't want to talk about it (leaving, Zhu Shimao sees it and signals him to come back).

Zhu Shimao: Come on, come on.

Peisi Chen: I must say it again. You said (pointing to a person in the audience) hometown.

Zhu Shimao: Stop. Don't tell me.

Peisi Chen: Then I won't say anything.

Zhu Shimao: I said you didn't want to say these two words.

Peisi Chen: Right? I won't say a word.

Zhu Shimao: Why are you so stupid?

Peisi Chen: I'm not stupid.

Zhu Shimao: Why aren't you stupid?

Peisi Chen: I'm not stupid.

Zhu Shimao: You are not stupid. You can't even tell whether to tell or not?

Peisi Chen: (Innocent) I know very well.

Zhu Shimao: (angry) Know what?

Peisi Chen: If you let me, I will. I won't tell you unless you let me.

Zhu Shimao: I said so. You did, but you didn't.

Peisi Chen: I won't say. ...

Zhu Shimao: Yes, you said this villager in the back, my bachelor or something. These words are still to be said.

Peisi Chen: Yes, I just said, guys, I am the king.

Zhu Shimao: Stop, stop. You said you must not say it.

Peisi Chen: (puzzled) Do you want me to talk about this director or not?

Zhu Shimao: Look at me. Let me see if yours is true. You are very happy to meet the villagers. I'm glad you said folks. ...

Peisi Chen: That's what I said.

Zhu Shimao: I'm confusing you. Let me show you a gesture.

Peisi Chen: You make gestures.

Zhu Shimao: Did you look at you and say (gesturing to remove these two words)?

Peisi Chen: (looking at the direction of Zhu Shimao's departure)

Zhu Shimao: Folks, my bachelor, etc. Let's start with the people.

Peisi Chen: (pause) I can see from your gesture that you just cut it off like a piece of meat, right?

Zhu Shimao: OK, OK, right?

Peisi Chen: Isn't it clear that you made such a gesture? You said later that you didn't want to talk about it. Do you want me to talk about it?

Zhu Shimao: It's still my fault.

Peisi Chen: Of course.

Zhu Shimao: OK, OK, count me in. Come on, do it again.

Peisi Chen: With these lines, what I can't do physically will be fine.

Zhu Shimao: Well, change.

Peisi Chen: Do you think farmers wear suits now? No, no, what suit do you think is suitable for me?

Zhu Shimao: Let me talk about my play. This is a play in the mountains.

Peisi Chen: The plays in the mountains are very interesting.

Zhu Shimao: (to the audience) Get the vest ready for him.

Peisi Chen: What did you say, director?

Zhu Shimao: The vest.

Peisi Chen: Duck down vest.

Zhu Shimao: What down vest?

Peisi Chen: Leather vest.

Zhu Shimao: No.

Peisi Chen: A sweater vest will do.

Zhu Shimao: What sweater vest?

Peisi Chen: What vest is that?

Zhu Shimao: The vest that plays basketball.

Peisi Chen: That's not the vest for playing basketball. Not much different from the shirtless one. Look, director, it's snowing outside at MINUS 30 degrees. You made me wear it.

Zhu Shimao: Let me talk about my play. This is a summer play.

Peisi Chen: Then let's shoot in summer.

Zhu Shimao: It has to be shown during the Spring Festival.

Peisi Chen: But that doesn't mean I will stand in the snow wearing a vest. You said you were. You know my body is an articulated stomach, right?

Zhu Shimao: (to the audience) Then add another coat to him.

Peisi Chen: It's hard to add a jacket, don't you think?

Zhu Shimao: He is in poor health. Otherwise, let's replace this actor with an audience.

Peisi Chen: No, no, directors can't change actors. Then forget it. I will stick to it. The director is very good

Zhu Shimao: I can insist. I can change clothes easily.

Peisi Chen: The director is ok, but he won't last long. We have to hurry.

Zhu Shimao: (impatiently) Hurry up.

Peisi Chen: Then let's not fight bowl after bowl like last year. ...

Zhu Shimao: Attention from all departments (to the audience). Now that the actor has decided, we remind the photographer to pay attention to a few questions. We shoot according to the characteristics of this actor. This actor has one characteristic. According to this feature, his nose must not be polished. There is another feature. When an actor shoots with small eyes, the lens should be pushed from the middle position to the close. Finally, he wants to express his emotions in a close-up way and tell the truth. The actor's image is not very good. You should take a beautiful picture.

Peisi Chen: The director brought money today.

Zhu Shimao: (Seeing the towel on Peisi Chen's head) A towel is not a towel.

Peisi Chen: (turning the towel half a circle) How about this one?

Zhu Shimao: No, no.

Peisi Chen: (Turning the towel half a circle again) Come back.

Zhu Shimao: What did you bring back?

Peisi Chen: Not here. Your head is warmer.

Zhu Shimao: You can stay here and wipe your sweat or something.

Peisi Chen: Wipe your sweat. I also direct.

Zhu Shimao: OK, let's focus on all departments. The actors have arrived. Let's go to the theatre and get ready to start.

Peisi Chen: Let's go.

Zhu Shimao: Come on.

Peisi Chen: Guys, it's not that I can't stand the director's formality. I've never seen so much money in my single life. Everyone came to my house tonight.

Zhu Shimao: Wait a minute. There is nothing to say.

Peisi Chen: One more thing (continue to perform): Come to my house.

Zhu Shimao: There's nothing to say.

Peisi Chen: There is only one sentence left. Let's all go to my house for a drink.

Zhu Shimao: Stop. There is nothing to say.

Peisi Chen: There's nothing to say.

Zhu Shimao: There's nothing to say. Did you say that?

Peisi Chen: There's nothing to say. What else can I say?

Zhu Shimao: There's nothing to say in your line of work.

Peisi Chen: Is there?

Zhu Shimao: Of course.

Peisi Chen: Look at this cold weather, director. I forgot to command when I was nervous again.

Zhu Shimao: This sentence shows the character of this farmer. You must talk about this simple and honest character.

Peisi Chen: Yes, yes.

Zhu Shimao: But it's about the same, but your performance is still better than when you eat noodles.

Peisi Chen: Thank you for your cultivation. Thank you for your cultivation. Then I'll go back and change.

Zhu Shimao: Let's shoot it officially.

Peisi Chen: (Surprised) It's officially closed. That was just now.

Zhu Shimao: Just tried it again.

Peisi Chen: Can you try again and again on such a cold day?

Zhu Shimao: I tell you, we are short of film.

Peisi Chen: Overpopulation, isn't it?

Zhu Shimao: Why so much nonsense? All departments should pay attention to whether the official filming is ready.

Peisi Chen: Director, I need to act as soon as possible.

Zhu Shimao: Get ready for the official shoot (Zhu Shimao is about to signal to start when Peisi Chen sneezes). I said, what about you (Peisi Chen sneezes again)?

Peisi Chen: Can you blame me? Can you blame me as a director?

Zhu Shimao: Is there anything (sneezing) that I have prepared?

Peisi Chen: OK, let's shoot.

Zhu Shimao: I got over it a long time ago.

Peisi Chen: Let's shoot.

Zhu Shimao: The official shooting preparations have begun.

Peisi Chen: (always blowing his nose) Cheer up, guys, my bachelor. I don't cry for most of my life.

Zhu Shimao: Stop, I said, what are you doing here? What are you doing here?

Peisi Chen: Can you blame me? 30 degrees below zero. I'm standing here in my shirt. Look, look at this snot Can't help but flow down. You don't think it's you? Look, it's all (Zhu Shimao gets the script). I'm sorry

Zhu Shimao: Blow your nose.

Peisi Chen: It's not my fault. Thank you, director.

Zhu Shimao: Come and stand for the official shoot. Get ready and don't waver.

Peisi Chen: Who is shaking? Listen, you're not shaking. What's wrong with that?

Zhu Shimao: Just a little shaky. What are you shaking about?

Peisi Chen: Why do you think I'm shaking? Isn't he single and back to the village?

Zhu Shimao: Yes.

Peisi Chen: I see people in the village. Isn't it cool when the breeze blows?

Zhu Shimao: No, why not? You should feel warm in this place.

Peisi Chen: I feel feverish all over.

Zhu Shimao: Do you think you ran more than twenty miles from the county seat to the village?

Peisi Chen: That's it.

Zhu Shimao: You are sweating all over.

Peisi Chen: I'm sweating all over. Yeah, wait a minute. I ran 20 miles back, okay?

Zhu Shimao: (Stop Peisi Chen) There are still so many people waiting for you after twenty miles.

Peisi Chen: What should we do?

Zhu Shimao: What do you want me to do? Just design an action.

Peisi Chen: Design action and director. What do you think of this fan?

Zhu Shimao: OK, OK.

Peisi Chen: I'll wipe my sweat with a towel again.

Zhu Shimao: Yes, yes, I want to say it while rubbing it.

Peisi Chen: Friends, I am a bachelor. I am sweating profusely.

Zhu Shimao: OK, OK, how about stopping? I said you should have sweat on your face.

Peisi Chen: Where am I sweating? You can't really embarrass me.

Zhu Shimao: That's all right. I have an idea.

Peisi Chen: It makes my face sweat.

Zhu Shimao: You should be sweating all over.

Peisi Chen: (surprised) Well, tell me.

Zhu Shimao: Bring him a basin of cold water to make up (someone below gave him a basin of water, which is actually a basin).

Peisi Chen: No director.

Zhu Shimao: Let me tell you something.

Peisi Chen: No.

Zhu Shimao: You have to eat everything to make a movie.

Peisi Chen: No, we can't stand the pain.

Zhu Shimao: Come on.

Peisi Chen: Not the director. I have stomach trouble here. Director, what are you doing? What is the director doing? This will kill people. Director (Zhu Shimao makes a gesture of throwing water on Peisi Chen's head)

Zhu Shimao: Well, turn around (to the audience). Now the actor is filming at MINUS 30 degrees, and water is poured on him. All departments should pay attention to it. We will fight for it once and succeed.

Peisi Chen: Well, we can't put it off any longer. All right, director, let's shoot quickly.

Zhu Shimao: It's officially started.

Peisi Chen: Go ahead.

Zhu Shimao: Don't tell me.

Peisi Chen: Don't tell me.

Zhu Shimao: Tell me, folks.

Peisi Chen: Guys?

Zhu Shimao: I am a bachelor. Let's talk about fever.

Peisi Chen: I have a fever.

Zhu Shimao: What are you talking about? You said it was a mess.

Peisi Chen: I'm sweating all over. I am (I fell to the right and Zhu Shimao stopped me). I was sweating all over (I fell to the left and Zhu Shimao stopped him) and I was hot (I fell backwards and Zhu Shimao stopped him). I said I was sweating all over.

Zhu Shimao: What's the matter with you (Peisi Chen is frozen)? Your style of play is (beating Peisi Chen, but not responding). Freeze the audience's sitting posture. Call an ambulance. You, I said you were not feeling well. You must promise. You have to take you to the hospital.