Talk about the humor of losing your family again today.

1. Last night, I was afraid that my wife would go shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine with me, hoping to let her go to bed early. I didn't expect me to get drunk first. This morning, when I turned on the computer, I saw a meow. This woman is brave after drinking. ...

2. The annual Double Eleven is over. Did friends lose a lot?

It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears. ...

4. Girlfriend: Which do you listen to first, the good news or the bad news? Me: Bad news. Girlfriend: I'm going to buy something for 50 thousand yuan. Me: What is the good news? Girlfriend: Double Eleven is half price!

5, double eleven, no special wishes, one thing I want to achieve most is: I really want to help a girl clean the shopping cart.