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QQ is very funny. Talking about mood and whether cycling is fashionable depends on whether you are really poor.
There is no truth in the game of life, only great adventure.
Hating someone needs more feelings than loving someone.
Empty talk is not based on eating.
It's good to be alive, and life is good.
6 youth is short, and confession should be made early. Our slogan is: early confession, early refusal and early peace of mind.
In fact, the most animals in the zoo are people.
It won't work, so we have to be cremated.
Seeing you, my eyes are full of surprises; The skin sticks to you, and the slippery feeling penetrates into the heart and spleen; Smelling your body fragrance, I really want to run away with you; With you, I refuse to accept red envelopes, I am upright! wind medicated oil
10 likes you because you are beautiful, but only because you are beautiful.
1 1 It is not difficult to do one thing, but it is difficult to persist; Persistence is not difficult, but the difficulty lies in persistence.
12 There is only one Bruce Lee in the world, and there are thousands of imitators. I am one of them, Li Fujun.
13 I like you not because you are beautiful, but because you are beautiful.
14 notebook is broken, put it in water; If the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come!
Ordinary people do extraordinary things, believe in yourself, and so can you.
16 There was no one before, no one after, no Bruce Lee before and no imitator after.
17 The dream is beautiful, but when you wake up, it is false.
18 winter has come, will spring come again? Summer is here, won't autumn come?
19 Cats scratch mice and mind their own business; A rabbit chasing an eagle makes trouble.
Sometimes I know I'm wrong, but I keep making mistakes, dear! This is not for you!
2 1 wow! A cow flies in the sky.
22 flowers are inserted in cow dung. Do flowers make cow dung?
Everyone creates quality and everyone enjoys quality.
Whether cycling is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.
Pig's fart is extraordinary.
You told me to go away, but I won't go away.
Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.
You call me stupid! I am no more knowledgeable than you, because you are more stupid than me!
The tragic reason of love: if you are good, you will not give each other space, and if you hate it, you will not give each other space.
You tell me to get out, I'll get out; You called me back, I'm sorry! I'm already gone!
3 1 I knew you were not a good person as soon as I opened my eyes.
32 regret now, why at the beginning; It is better to fight for the future than to regret the past.
You tell me to die, and I die. What would you do?
Being original knows that you are a monster as soon as you cast a spell.
Some acquaintances, are they old friends?
1, I wish it had been like this all the time in summer. The pear blossoms bring rain for a while, the wind comes late for a while, and the air is wet and cold, as if it had hit someone's arms.
2, people's feelings, sometimes like a sweater, knitting a sweater, one stitch at a time, carefully, just pull it gently when disassembling, maybe it's just a joke, maybe it's an unintentional misunderstanding, and all feelings will never be seen again! There are not many friends, but you are in the storm; No matter how long you have been in love, it is important to be responsive.
3, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.
4. Wukong met on the way to learn from the scriptures, Bajie met on the way to learn from the scriptures, Friar Sand met on the way to learn from the scriptures, and so did Bai, so if you want to meet someone who can walk with you, you must go on the road first!
5, the status quo is not so easy to change, even if you work hard enough, it is difficult to see the effect in a short time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed, or maybe it's just that you didn't see the effect for a while, not that you didn't work hard enough. It takes a long time to change, not a quick buck. Again, except for things that human beings can't change, every effort you make has a subtle influence on your life trajectory.
6. Be yourself you like better first, and then meet someone who doesn't need to please.
7. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; Because you love someone too much, you don't love you because you think others ignore you. Pay more attention to yourself, and you will reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.
8. Some dreams are past lives. Some acquaintances, are they old friends? Some encounters are determined by karma. There are some grudges, aren't there? Some deja vu, have you seen it? Some feelings, whether the heart is connected with rhinoceros. Some scenes, are they familiar? Some stories are the dust of their past. Obviously, everything is like a dream. The fog is heavy, but it is inseparable after all.
10, no one has ever read for the sake of reading. People can only read themselves in books, find themselves, or check themselves.
1 1, a person should not waste a day, he should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good picture. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.
12, network encounters are mostly like two intersecting lines, which go further and further after crossing, from unfamiliar to familiar, and from familiar to unfamiliar, repeating again and again, and finally forgetting in the Wang Yang sea of the network, leaving behind bitter or sweet, or kindness or resentment. After many years, whoever remembers who said, who cares about whose joys and sorrows …
13, can enter and leave, if you leave, you can sprout and complain, if you can get together, you will never leave, and you will always be best friends.
14. One day, when I was old, someone asked me which period of my life was the happiest. Perhaps, I will not hesitate to say that it was when I was a teenager. At that time, love had not come yet, and life was carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.
15, everything is quiet; Come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, harvest quietly, and avoid making noise.
16, the best learning is to reflect on the past, and the best lesson is the failure you have experienced.
17, a face of spring breeze, how many flowers have fallen. A sweet road, how many ends of the earth. You don't know my story. This is a sad myth. You don't understand my world, not just a little time difference. Honey, do you understand me? I am a silent grass, not suitable for the prosperity of this world. I am a floating cloud, and I don't worship anything.
18, don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.
19, life disappears in time after all, but the soul can be filled in the years; The body can't escape the fate that has disappeared, but the spirit can cross the bottleneck of time and space. Resist loneliness and don't give up the pursuit; You can face the blank, but you can't lose your vision.
20. Give time to live, not life time.
Happiness depends on the state of mind, not what you have.
1. Happiness depends on the state of mind, not what you have.
2. Happy people like silence. People who keep saying how happy they are must be very fragile inside. When a person's heart is strong enough, it is useless to say or not to say. The most important thing is to choose the direction that suits you best and go it alone. Find the most certain information in life, those similar people or things will eventually come together, and those who are not similar will eventually run counter to each other.
If you say you will come at four o'clock in the afternoon, I will feel very happy from three o'clock. The closer the time is, the happier I will be. By four o'clock, I will be restless, and I have found the value of happiness, but if you come at any time, I don't know when I can satisfy your mood.
-The Little Prince by Anthony de Saint-Exupery
If you just want happiness, it's not difficult at all. The hard part is that we always expect to be happier than others.
God won't concentrate all happiness on one person: you don't have to be rich to get love; Being rich is not necessarily happiness; Happiness does not necessarily mean health; Having health may not be everything you want. Keeping a contented heart is the best way to temper and purify the soul. Yang Jiang
6. No one is complete. The so-called happiness lies in recognizing a person's limits and being content with the status quo.
-romain rolland's John Christophe
7. Happy are those who mature neither too late nor too early, and gradually learn to endure the cold and unfortunate life. -Pushkin
8. To measure a person's happiness, we should not look at how many happy things he has, but whether he is worried about some small things. Only happy people care about trifles. People who have experienced great disasters have no time to take care of these little things. -Schopenhauer
9. Happiness doesn't conform to Newton's law of inertia at all. It always comes to an abrupt end when the slide is the smoothest. -Diana
10. God lets us get used to all kinds of things, that is, use them instead of happiness. Eugene onegin.
1 1. For so many years, one can pretend everything, but not happiness. -Borges
12. Beggars don't envy millionaires, but he will envy beggars with higher incomes. -"The Road to Happiness"
13. The secret of happiness is to expand your interests as much as possible and be as friendly as possible to the people and things you are interested in. Bertrand Russell
14. I'm afraid of infinite truth, and I'm glad to enter an inch. Even driving an old broken car, as long as you keep moving forward and occasionally blow a little wind, it is happiness. -Hu Shi
15. Knowledge is happiness, not "knowledge is power". Because of extensive and profound knowledge, we can distinguish between true and false, good and evil, and distinguish between high and low.
16. People have to grow up. One day, you will walk happily in the street with a stroller, and everything you once liked will be stylized and disappear into the tunnel of time. So keep moving, keep moving, and don't look back. -Miyazaki Hayao's "Cat's Gratitude"
17. Just right, I am happy for your happiness when I see your happiness. -Haruki Murakami, South of the Frontier and West of the Sun
18. Money worship means that money is the only criterion to measure a person's success. This wrong idea leads people to destroy their own nature, reduce the happiness of life, increase the sense of tension, and make the whole society become negative, boring and lack of fantasy. It silences all the great wishes in people's hearts. Because of fear of losing money, people have more worries and troubles, and their ability to get happiness is exhausted. Russell
19. Happiness is like a butterfly, which is hard to get when you chase it. But when you sit quietly, it may fall on you. -nathaniel hawthorne
20. The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved. Hugo
2 1. Some people say that misfortune can make human nature noble, which is incorrect; Sometimes happiness makes people do noble things. Unfortunately, in most cases, disasters can only make people narrow-minded and have revenge. -The Moon and Sixpence by Mao Mu.
22. If there is such a state in the world: the mind is full and quiet, neither cherishing the past nor looking forward to the future, letting time pass, only grasping the present, feeling neither lack nor enjoyment, neither happiness nor sadness, but only feeling their own existence, people in this state can be said to be happy. -Rousseau's Dream of the Lonely Traveler
There is neither happiness nor misfortune in the world, only one situation is compared with another. Only those who have endured the biting wind and rain with wooden boards in their arms in the sea can appreciate the value of happiness. Enjoy the joy of life to the fullest, and always remember that before God reveals the future of mankind, human wisdom is contained in two words: wait and hope. -Dumas
24. Don't argue with others easily. When someone has an insignificant argument with you, you let him win because you have nothing to lose. In fact, the happiness of life, half to strive for, half to follow. Struggle is not with others, but with suffering. With, not go with the flow, but Zhi Zhi. Fight, life is less regrettable; A contented person is always happy.
(The picture is from the oil painting of Marten Boffin)
Interesting mood phrases that make you happy-what are you?
If you catch a cold and don't take medicine, it will take 7 days to get well; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, it will be fine in a week.
Put down a hook, hang a hook, put an electric charge, and electrocute a piece.
All mistakes are made under the absolutely correct belief.
Why is the sun so hot? He can't burn wood, can he?
Hiding the knife in the smile is not terrible, and it is impossible to prevent.
Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
You said you were cold, and I was colder than you.
Don't pretend to be superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.
A pack of Jin Yezi. It's getting dark. Yours doesn't matter. The more you think about it, the more heartache you get. It can hurt the heart and lungs.
I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every morning.
Well, your ugliness can set off the beauty of the world.
Love is the sum of all the permutations and combinations of men and women.
The most contradictory question in history, what are you?
No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.
It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.
You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.
Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.
You look like a joke and live like a loser.
The rain has stopped and the weather is fine. Woman, you sweep the house slowly, and I'll sweep the world for you.
There are so many puppies in the street, I still can't find you.
I am not young, I am old; Not getting old, but getting old.
Who is not old in life since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man
Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.
I can't stop thinking about you, because you are so shocking.
The brighter the moonlight, the orangutan and the stars.
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal. ...
I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! -I depend, who spit so round!
It's not like running to the moon and driving a bus like a rocket!
Mature people don't ask the past, smart people don't ask the present, and open-minded people don't ask the future.
I tell you, if people can live in the past, then I'd rather have no future.
I didn't force you to be Maggie. You have no reason to force me to overtake Li Ka-shing.
There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.
When you are lonely, you can only climb the wall and wait for the red almond to come out of the wall.
Don't call me aborigine, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it nation.
Sleep when you are tired of playing, and continue to play in your dreams.
Going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you must be together.
A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.
Our eyes: look forward. Earn your own money.
Whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!
You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!
You said your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.
Let's play landlords, not landlords.
Facing the sea, spring blossoms, but unfortunately this is only my screensaver status.
I crossed my knife on my chest and said to Tian Xiaotian, "Stop it."
Five words _ _ _ _ _ _ fell from the sky, which is nothing.
Boss, do you have Nestle? Give me a bottle of Youlemei.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.
I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.
I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?
Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.
Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.
Without you, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, and even the mental derangement has become smart!
I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.
My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.
The best way to answer an absurd argument is to shut up-let him go on.
Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover that can disfigure people.
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