Are there any funny sentences about being alive?

Interesting sentences about why you are alive:

Live, just to jump in the crooked place.

1. I live in a humble abode, and I live a timid and angry life.

Going out for a walk doesn't suit me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.

3. One rose takes a long time, and 99 roses take a long time, but 99 roses take a long time and are relatively extravagant.

Pig Bajie is struggling to learn from the scriptures because he has never met Chang 'e like you.

Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness.

6. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

Vulgarity is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work.