Honey, talk funny.

1. Unless the country changes monogamy, I won't meet the netizens.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

In Egypt, a man can have four wives, which is very tiring. Not as good as China.

Let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

6. Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not finished.

7. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

8. It's better to send two big ribs to cook for mom's birthday, at least as a snack.

9. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, give him two Chinese coins and kill him before resigning.

10. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

1 1. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

12. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

13. Buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.

14. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

15. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

16. I definitely don't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.