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Is it psychopathic to want to be a mannequin?
Text: Zhang Lihua Pictures: Teacher Li Jinpeng (Teacher Li Jinpeng gave Piggy a wedding gift, wishing Piggy could be in harmony with the lion) Today I met with the oil painter, and Teacher Sun once helped me take pictures He has done portraits of the human body, and also painted two paintings for me. I was his royal model. He did not allow me to be a model for other painters. He said that he would always paint me and become the woman in his paintings. The great painter Mr. Liu (whose name I have not disclosed yet) whom I have been waiting for has arrived in Shanghai and will stay in Shanghai for a month. Mr. Sun asked me if I have time, I can go to the studio to invite Mr. Liu to paint. He arrived at the studio at nine o'clock in the morning. After waiting for a long time, Teacher Liu finally came to Shanghai. If I could let him paint, I would be very proud. Teacher Sun recommended it to me. He asked me if I dared to go to school to be a model? Then I definitely don’t want to go. It’s not for the money. I just want to be a model for an artist with a talent for painting. Although I have a boyfriend now, considering that he is extremely angry and overbearingly possessive, I am a little hesitant to go and paint. The lion will roar and roar. If I don’t go and miss this good opportunity, I don’t know when I will be able to paint again. I saw a lot of human body paintings. Teacher Sun said that my body shape was better than last year. I said that after opening a company, I lost a lot of weight all of a sudden, and the fat on my waist and abdomen also evaporated. I might be better off as a model now. If another two years pass, the body shape may change. If she gets pregnant, it will be too late. This figure is almost scrapped. If you still want to be a model, it will test the tolerance of the gastrointestinal and digestive systems of the painters, and they will vomit by then. Not necessarily, after all, pregnancy completely destroys the figure. It's probably impossible to get the lion's permission. This overbearing ghost will blow his beard and glare at anyone who looks at me twice. Considering that he also owns a company, he has to put on a show to show that he is the boss. . The circle of painters is very small, and I am worried about spreading some gossip. If it is said that I have some relationship with a certain painter, I will not be able to explain it clearly with all my words. Lion rarely paints oil paintings, but he seems to have promised to write calligraphy for me. He said he wanted to write it on me, but he couldn't write "loyalty to serve the country." This guy said he wanted to write "exclusively for Xu Qihua" and have it stamped, so he was convinced. I have been clamoring for a body painting for a long time, but he refused to recruit a painter to paint me. This stingy guy is full of machismo ideas. The last time he posted a few nude photos, I was anxious for several days, as if his manly face had been stripped off by me. In fact, the human body is very beautiful. This has nothing to do with lust. People are just those organs. It’s not a big deal. When you have the ability to have children, don’t spread your legs. Being conservative is all an illusion. Those defenders who blame others, There are so many men who steal and women who work as prostitutes behind the scenes. It's better to be open and open like me. I'll show off my breasts no matter how big or round they are, until you vomit blood. When I was in Wuxi with Lion, I met a certain man. When he shook hands with me, he said something extremely embarrassing, Teacher Zhang, your body is the kind of figure I like. I could only look at the lion, and the lion said that he had known about it for a long time, and Baidu had my naked photos. In front of the lion, a certain man told the lion in an extremely envious tone that the lion was very discerning. I think in the future, when many people see a lion, they will tell him that your wife has a pretty good figure and her breasts are very regular. If a lion heard that ten times, I expect he would go crazy. Lion’s friend actually called me Second Sister-in-law, which makes me feel depressed just thinking about it. I will soon be Lion’s legal wife. And that Birdman sent me a text message today, calling me Second Sister-in-law, and writing some boring poems. , what's the use of it? If you want to seduce me, then show some sincerity and ability. I won't consider writing at all. Poets and writers are not among my choices. I don't know what right he has to be jealous. He can't even speak Mandarin. He can't communicate. They all have obstacles, and they are so annoying. Just compare a poor poet with Xu Qihua. I'm afraid that sour taste can solve the problem of population expansion. Wherever you go, there will be negative population growth. If there were no lion, I would definitely do whatever I wanted. I wouldn’t be as entangled as I am now. The lion said he wanted to take a lot of portraits of my body, but I think the photos are too light and lack artistic sense. I still prefer oil paintings. I made an appointment with a famous oil painter to go to Teacher Sun's studio next Tuesday. If I paint for two days in a row, I might have a good work. I hope the lion will not be angry. Before getting married, I want to realize all my ideals. I want many, many oil paintings and countless portraits of the human body, not for anything else, just for the remaining fragments of memories in the future. I don’t know if I’m mentally abnormal, but I’m always worried that I will soon lose my current figure, get married to a lion next year, and give birth to Xu Xianzhi a year after that, and will soon be an old sow, so ugly.
Maybe my Xu Xianzhi is younger than the grandson of the lion. Anyway, after giving birth to children, giving birth to one is still a birth, and giving birth to a group is still a birth. As a mother, you can't care too much about your body shape. After thinking about it, I decided to be a model for a few days. There is no need for lions to be jealous. Pigs will not cheat physically and mentally. Teacher Sun is going to give me an oil painting as a wedding gift for me and the lion. The painting will be available in a few days. He moved to my office, and today he came to measure the size to see what size of work would be suitable for him. The office layout is Western-style. I put the mandarin ducks given by teacher Li Jinpeng and the calligraphy and paintings given by other teachers in the bedroom, so that the two styles will not conflict. Even if guests come to visit the wedding room of me and Lion, the privacy is not strong enough, but it is not suitable to hang in the living room, which is very depressing. In addition, friends who want to give wedding gifts to Piggy can get ready. Piggy does not accept gifts when she gets married, but only works of art. I'm so nervous, I'm really going to marry him. I received a wedding blessing from Teacher Li Jinpeng today. It's so sweet. He congratulated me on my success. Lovely oil paintings of human bodies, I want more, more beautiful ones.
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