What's the humor?

1. The skin felt good for a while and always felt good.

I was going to sell my house to support you, but the landlord wouldn't let me.

3. Here's to you, never look back; The past is zero, and love and hate are random; I will drink it. Help yourself.

Everything is unexpected, and the annual surplus is insufficient.

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

7. Don't feel how awesome you are. No amount of perfume can make a leek box.

8. I always remind myself that I must be mature, but people who rob me of snacks must drive away.

9. What is courage? But I know this meal will make me fat, so I still have to head on.

10. Once someone misses it, thank goodness, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.

1 1. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?