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How to write a good copy of rotten panda bag

Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

2. beginning of winter arrived, with less clothes and the quilt wrapped; Wear less shoes and sock covers; Scarves are few and ties are wrapped; Wear gloves less, with pockets facing outwards; The phone rang. Read the news. It looks like a giant panda. Hello, beginning of winter.

It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took money to the supermarket to buy a woman, but I was beaten into a giant panda.

When the panda woke up, he turned over, rubbed his sleepy eyes with his front paws, looked at the tourists curiously, limped to the other side of the railing and sat down, as if trying to clear his mind.

Congratulations on getting a generous red envelope instead of using it as a panda. Ha! Ha ha.

6. Don't think that just by punching you, you will become a panda. Praise you and you will become an angel.

7, get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the dog, eat worse than the pig, do more than the cow, and bring two panda eyes.

In my eyes, you are my giant panda. No matter what I have, you will always be my national treasure and irreplaceable. I am willing to protect you all my life and hold you in my hand. Would you?

9. I keep black cats, you keep white cats, and then let them keep pandas. What did you say?/Sorry?

10. Pandas are forbidden to participate in Spring Festival travel rush because they burn too much incense!

1 1. When the panda is happy, it somersaults on the ground like a big ball rolling on the ground.

12. On a big bubble, blow two small bubbles connected with it to form a lovely panda head. When it floated quietly on the water, it moved slightly, as if it were alive.

13, the flowers withered, because you shed tears; I can't sleep because you ignore me; Cheer up quickly, or I will soon become a panda because of insomnia. See you after I send it to the zoo. It will cost me a ticket!

14, go back and bring a green radish, ink, panda gift, cooking and a good mood.

15, the panda is a creature that can obviously eat by its face, but it just depends on selling cute.

16, smoky makeup looks good, making me a panda that everyone looks up to.

17, panda, you can't wear dark circles, otherwise it will be very tragic!

18, four panda eyes, staring at each other; His face is dull and he keeps yawning; To ask why, I played more on weekends; Speaking of yesterday, my spirit suddenly got better; Monday is coming, and my heart will be closed!

19, learning Chinese studies is the quintessence of Chinese culture. You should swear by the country, the national language. If shopping is made in China, it is made in China. Pets should keep giant pandas, which are national treasures. It is patriotic to celebrate China on Valentine's Day. Happy tanabata!

20. Others give birth to children, just like laying eggs. How can giving birth to a panda embarrass you? I'll give you a pot of bullwhip.