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How to chat with your sister when traveling
Before getting down to business, let's analyze the girls who go to Lijiang and the characteristics of Lijiang itself.
After returning to real life from Lijiang, I have discussed Lijiang with many beautiful women who have been to Lijiang, and most of them do not exclude affairs.
When IT comes to beauty, it is obvious that there is no shortage of local tyrants or diaosi who want to have sex with her, flirting customers, leaders, colleagues and classmates who are struggling to pursue, wretched men who have followed her for 2 kilometers but are afraid to strike up a conversation, and IT men who have been greeting her every day for 3 months.
Obviously, what she is looking forward to is not a physical sex only once, but a beautiful affair with a plot that can be written into a novel and made into a movie.
The so-called movie plot: fairy tale, romance between the prince and the princess, surprise, and a quick look.
Although beautiful women have expectations, they obviously have their own standards for men.
Therefore, I'm skeptical about whether I can meet a handsome guy here. Their windows are available, but they may be slightly open or half-open, unlike some brothers who opened their windows for a long time in advance.
I hope that with your handsome dress, surprising attitude, elegant manners, and your own methods and sharing with me, I can fan their slightly open windows and turn them into full ~ ~!
dating model-conversation content
from acquaintance to successful affair, I will summarize my own process. I hope to give the expecting Lijiang brothers a simple and clear idea, so that you can master it quickly.
there are three stages from the topic content.
At the beginning, we talked about literature and tourism with a little information exchange. Through this stage, we established a sense of familiarity, comfort and implied DHV.
The content of the chat at this stage is only one aspect, because we meet in a romantic city, so the topic naturally starts to be easy to put on the tour.
You can talk about other scenic spots in Yunnan around Lijiang, and you can also talk about where you have been before (hidden taste and high-value display), and talk about your feelings, which means that you like traveling in Lijiang very much. It's only natural to stop at Lijiang.
Then talk about where you come from, where the girls come from and what cultures they have.
Then talking about literature, art, music, movies, books and so on are all good topics.
at this time, what to talk about is just one aspect. To put it bluntly, it is to give some preliminary exchanges to men and women who have a little chemistry with each other.
In Lijiang, a place with an affair as the theme, as long as men and women are excited about each other, even talking about work will not affect their tension!
as long as two people have feelings, they will feel comfortable when they call and talk about anything, and even talk endlessly, and they will meet each other after a long time.
In the first stage, as long as we feel good about each other, we don't talk too much about conventional topics, but the topic is oriented around your purpose: affair.
At this time, it is necessary to give full play to your storytelling ability and tell an affair story:
Just say that last night, your brother who came to Lijiang with you had an affair last night, and everyone booed and then the otaku began to talk happily-
The main points of the story are as follows:
People are still chatting on WeChat phone, giving a little room for reverie in the future.
after the story, look at each other affectionately and kiss.
Then he said that his inn is very special, and the dog is fun and other excuses to take it away.
After the first stage of DHV, the story heats up in the second stage, so you can tell some sensitive stories, childhood ideals, dissatisfaction in real life and so on.
then take it to the inn, and it will be done.
Note:
The feeling between each other in the first stage has largely determined whether the affair is successful or not.
the so-called love at first sight, four eyes facing each other, sparks flying.
The story in the second stage can be long or short. The more pure and romantic the girl is, the longer and more detailed the story can be.
In actual combat experience, I can divide the girls I met into two types: young beauty and amorous feelings (mature women).
I use 24 years old as a fuzzy dividing line between the two kinds of girls.
1), young beauties
young and beautiful, pure and lovely, literary and artistic with emotional appeal
Most beautiful women with high scores in Lijiang belong to this category, so copy my above methods directly.
2), amorous feelings beauty
There happened to be another kind of beauty in my actual combat experience, which had nothing to do with pure romance.
They can't be moved by the chance encounter. Perhaps in their dictionary, an affair is to find a handsome guy to fight directly in bed.
They are charming and charming, and people can see through the world of mortals at a glance. Tell her romantic stories, she will scoff: you just want to pick up my mother, is it worthwhile to tell a bunch of stories hard? Why don't you just cut the fucking corners?
So the way to deal with this kind of girl: the story style is not romantic, but interesting, and the story is short, so don't stop there.
The content of the chat is humorous, flirtatious and even coquettish.
directly cooperate with the limb to move in and take it away.
this kind of beauty is often very good in bed!
it's often very fast to realize that intimate relationships happen!
How to disassemble and assemble
How to play Lijiang alone without wingman?
My two trips to Lijiang were all trips by myself.
In actual combat, I found that most of my target girls were in the group, which once gave me a headache, but it was actually good to play alone.
The wingman's cooperation is troublesome. Needless to say, did you come here by plane all the way to sacrifice a lot of your precious time to HOLD a sister you don't like for the wingman's success?
or whether two or three wingmen can successfully solve their own obstacles is also debatable.
so it's a waste of resources to pay too much attention to cooperation here!
(unless you are easy-going with your wingman and don't pick girls)
Fortunately, this usual GAME route is not necessary in Lijiang.
In actual combat, I found a unique method of splitting and combining suitable for Lijiang, and now I'll share it with you:
Just follow my method and find your favorite girl here!
When you meet a duo, date them immediately. When you strike up a conversation, first determine the target and let the barrier know that you like her girlfriends.
Then walk and chat with two people. The proportion of chatting with two people is goal six and obstacle four.
mainly enjoy the interaction process with the target, while not ignoring the obstacles.
but feel the interest of your target in your heart. A high IOI is very easy to feel!
I am also very friends with obstacles, like old friends.
then, when you go shopping, you can chat while walking, then go shopping and take photos. It's not too long to walk with the two of them for a while, maybe about 15 minutes, and the transition.
I mean there's a drink shop in a big tree nearby with the best freshly squeezed juice in Lijiang. Let's have a rest! So I took the goal and obstacles and sat there.
The drinks there are very large, and the taste is excellent. The unit price is about that of 25 yuan. There are also a lot of pulp floating in the glass, three kinds of fruits are mixed casually, and ice cubes are added. Speaking of which, I want to go back and drink!
For girls in Lijiang with unusually dry climate, they usually like to drink here.
sit down and continue to interact with them. Sit down for a while, and it won't take long.
At this time, the obstacle has already realized that you like her best friend and directly say to the obstacle, "Dear, can I ask you something?"
"I feel good when I see your best friend. I want to invite her to have a stroll alone, can I?"
the atmosphere is inevitably awkward when you say this.
This means that the obstacle is alone for the time being, but for the following reasons:
First, you and the target like each other
Second, you have a good chat with the obstacle, and you are sincere and have not ignored it
Third, she is too young to ask them to drink
So most of the obstacles don't directly cooperate with you at this time, and at this time, the target is often entangled, while liking that I am willing to be alone with me. Therefore, girls either don't make a gesture of meditation, or they will say that they want to be with their sisters, but their expressions are tangled, and some goals make their own decisions, and they will directly leave the obstacles and come with me (I like such girls).
In my actual combat experience, I have encountered several situations at this time:
(1) Obstacles don't advocate
Obstacles say that I can't decide this matter, and I don't care if you have to decide with my best friend. Understand the obstacles here. After all, we are strangers, and the obstacles are not easily agreed, because sisters still have the obligation to take care of each other when they go out together. If the goal has personal safety, the obstacles still have responsibilities.
So if you don't advocate obstacles, it's basically the same as acquiescence and exemption, so be strong and tell the target that you will leave tomorrow, and then set a time limit with the two of you, and then return the target to Zhao after the visit. Basically OK.
(2) Obstacles are very powerful
Once, a pair of couples scored high on their goals and scored well on obstacles. Once, a very reserved goal said that they wanted to accompany their sisters. I felt that I was almost hopeless, but both Obstacles and I could see that she was very fond of me. Obstacles promised me to say to the goal: Go with him and have fun. Pushed her to me, and when the obstacle pushed her, I saw the obstacle's face was extremely embarrassed and tangled.
it's more intimate and touching to think of such obstacles now than to be a wingman for me! Admire the courage of a complete girl to give her best friend to a stranger in a foreign land.
(3) Obstacles don't give force
Obstacles that don't give force won't be too direct or impolite to refuse. Since you were also very nice to obstacles just now, it's always too bad for me to put down your face, but obstacles will say that it's too boring to just go shopping by myself.
at this moment, I can only say to her: "I like her best friend very much, and I am also looking forward to a romantic encounter here in Lijiang. I didn't expect to finally meet her this time. Your best friend and I have a good impression of each other, but it is our last day in Lijiang. I don't want to miss it. I'll send her back to your inn later. "
If I don't agree with the obstacle, I will say, "Lijiang is best for a person to have a quiet mood. You are also a beautiful girl. If you walk by yourself, there will be many handsome guys looking at you. Isn't that great? If you are always two girls and handsome guys can't get in touch ... Besides, you two such good girlfriends are always together and don't care if you are not together at this time. "
(These words will inevitably lead to embarrassment while enlightening obstacles)
If you don't agree, add a sentence of inviting them to dinner in the evening.
When the atmosphere is more embarrassing, the obstacle will feel guilty (there is a story about delaying the goal).
Using an awkward atmosphere can actually achieve your goal, because girls are afraid of embarrassment.
so the tangled obstacles may shake at this time. Give me the goal.
I can't guarantee 1% success rate of this method, but as long as you operate honestly and politely, and the quality and cultivation of the two women are not too bad, the success rate is still very high!
(In the form of a two-person group, apart from inviting a two-person group on the spot, it is also possible that the target girl comes to the appointment with obstacles when you receive the invitation)
I never see the need to bring my best friend, but I met her once because the girl didn't inform me in advance, and as a result, my best friend came, so I successfully separated the obstacles in the same way.
But as for whether a girl brings her best friend to an appointment or not, my suggestion is that if the girl is good, she can consider meeting a group. Of course, even if she is a migrant girl who wants to bring her best friend to dinner, after all, you won't like every girl in the sea of people, and what you like very much is still a few and limited.
the operation process is the same as that of the duo.
When dating a group of people and having a drink, I ask the obstacles to make a separate appointment. Here, if the goal comes with me, several obstacles can still be partners with each other, so it is easier to make an appointment than a two-person group.
I brought four girls for a drink at most once. After sitting down, I talked a lot with the target, but I couldn't get in touch with the three obstacles, which just happened to separate the target smoothly.
The obstacles themselves come to visit, and they just get separated. Because the ancient city is not big, it is easy to assemble again, and the cost of leaving is low. Besides, if the obstacles are not too ugly, they would expect an affair themselves. Haha!
Therefore, it is easier to separate a girl with obstacles than a girl with obstacles in real life.
The above are detailed operation stickers, and the interactive process is the condensed process summarized by my personal experience.
of course, you don't have to copy it completely.
You are good at the topic, and everyone has different styles, so it's good to have your own characteristics!
you can completely follow my method in disassembly and assembly, which is very practical.
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