Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Look at the lines of these two dads

Look at the lines of these two dads

Feng (enters the stage) Here, dear friends in the audience, I miss you so much. The Year of the Rabbit is coming soon. I wish you all a happy day and a happy year. Have fun. You ask Niu Qun, he will have to be late. Come on, something happened to the child. He failed in the exam and the teacher called him home for a while. Don't ask him if he comes. He won't admit it. Don't believe it. If you ask Brother Niu why he came here, he will definitely say "Oh, it's so annoying." They insist on inviting me to dinner. I'm the only one here

Niu (enters the stage) Oh, sorry, I'm late. Hello, everyone in the audience

Feng Oh, why did Brother Niu come?

Niu is so annoyed that they insist on inviting me to dinner

Where did Feng eat?

Who knows where to eat after Niu came over to chat?

Who was Feng chatting with?

Niu Guanggu was chatting with him, who knew who he was chatting with

What was Feng chatting with?

Niu Guanggu was chatting with him, who knew who he was chatting with? What are you getting?

Feng, stop pretending that you know everything and ask the teacher to call home

Who is the one who stabbed the cow out?

I can’t do it either. If I tell you that I have become a traitor, I will not say that it is Gong Hanlin

Why is Niu Gong Hanlin such a person? I will go find him

Feng Ai, don’t go to him. Even if you go to him, he won’t admit it. That child has been like a traitor since he was a child. Why do you call him that?

Why are you so awesome? I have no shame to say it

If Feng has no shame to say anything, it’s just embarrassing

Niu Quanban Out of 50 children, this time in the final exam, my son ranked second to last. You said he was sorry... He even felt sorry for his name

Name Feng

Niu just wants to make this kid prosperous. You know what I’ll name him

What’s Feng’s name?

Niu Newton

Feng Oh, this name is amazing. Great, he looks like a cow and his reaction is very slow

Cow, you said that there are so many children in the class who are all first-year students, how can they do well in the exam? The teacher said that they are the only two in the class and we, Newton, are ranked last. The second to last child’s surname is Feng. What’s the name? Anyway, it’s a confusing name. It’s Feng...

Fon von Strofsky

That’s right. Yes, it’s called Vonstrowski. You said you’d give birth to a boy and call it Vonstrowski. If you give birth to a girl, you’re still not sure what to call her.

Fon, then let’s call her Lewinsky. The United States is causing chaos

Niu, you just want to give your son such a bad name because he is a father.

Feng Hey, who are you scolding? Who are you scolding? Hey, you are looking for a beating

Niu, what are you so anxious about?

Feng Nonsense, I am that Feng Feng Feng Wutiao

Niu, that von Strofsky

Feng my son

Niu is your son, I can find out why, and my son was kidnapped and broken by your son. The second to last one always plays with you, the last to last one. Isn't this the same as playing chess with a stinky chess basket - the more you play, the stinker it gets?

Feng, are you feeling bad or not? We are the last to last and can play with you second to last, which fully shows that my son is caring and can take the initiative to help the underachievers. ***My son is lagging behind, but my son has such good eyesight. Who can copy from the exam and he is not the third from the bottom?

I told you, let’s not fight here.

Feng Qiao. If I pinch it again, I should be tied for first place

Niu makes me anxious every day, so much that I have done nothing else these past few days and read this celebrity biography every day

Feng I have nothing to do to read the comic strips What?

Niu, look at this, Zhu Yuanzhang started begging at the age of six

Feng Sun Yat-sen didn’t have shoes until he was fifteen years old

Niu Edison once sold newspapers

Feng Gorky once polished leather shoes

Niu Chen Jingrun once sold eggs

Feng Ma Junren once beat pig grass

Niu Niping once collected firewood

Feng Zhao Benshan nailed a horseshoe

>Niu Fenggong picked up cigarette butts

Feng Niuqun stole briquettes

Who stole cattle

Feng I always feel that I did that when I was a child, and I guess you did too Having done it

Niu, I discovered that successful people in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, all have the same characteristics

Feng En

Niu has never suffered from his parents since he was a child. Doting

Feng is right, you are too doting on your children

Niu I doting on my children

Feng is you

Niu went back to school for military training You were afraid that the child wouldn't have enough to eat, so you stuffed eight sauced pig's trotters into the child's schoolbag. The child didn't dare to eat them during the day, so he gnawed them secretly in bed at night until he had finished chewing the pig's trotters. The next night, he dreamed of chewing on my son's feet and chewing his mouth. I was still mumbling about why these pig's trotters are so salty today

Feng I said some time ago why my son kept having toothaches. I heard that your son showed up to take the test for you this time. Big Lingdan is back

Niu, that's the teacher deliberately looking for trouble

Feng Ah

Niu said that my son is tone-deaf and sings out of tune. If my son sings out of tune, it's because of me. The teacher taught me that I didn't miss a single note. I took my son with me and asked the teacher to comment on it

How did Feng comment on it?

Niu I sang a song "Dabancheng" to her. "Girl" immediately stunned the teacher

How did you sing Feng

The girl from Niudaban City has long braids and beautiful eyes. If you want to marry, don't marry someone else. You must. Is the sentence "marry me" off-key?

What should I do if I am a cow?

Didn’t Feng say this?

A cow

No matter how poor Feng is, he cannot be poor. No matter how rich education is, he cannot be rich. The children are trying to find ways to make the children suffer.

Oh my god, how can the children suffer nowadays?

Feng, how can there be any suffering? You just have to do what I want and I promise to let you. My son is going to suffer

Ouch Niu, please hurry up

If Feng is like this, I will find a truck tomorrow morning to take all your valuables to our house

Niu ah

If Feng suffers, you have to make him feel impoverished. When your son comes home, will you burst into tears?

Niu hui

Feng demonstrated it again

Niu--

Brother Feng Niu, please forgive me. Crying like this will easily attract wolves. Cry from the bottom of your heart

Niu, what did I say?

What did Feng say when he was sad?

What did Niu say when he was sad?

What did Feng say when he was sad?

Niu Aiyo, my son

Feng is like this

Niu is amazing

Feng is right

Niu has everything valuable in our family. I asked Uncle Feng to take you away. You have to avenge your father.

Feng Ting, why are you doing this? Just say that you have lost your son in business. Our family can't open the pot. Today we can only eat some diced radish. Chop up the cabbage gang and order some stick noodles

Ow, you are feeding the chicken, the child needs nutrition when he is growing

Feng, you can stew a fish for him every now and then. Don't say you bought it, just snatch it from the neighbor's cat's mouth

My son loves to eat beef ribs

Feng came to my place and took it, I saved one bite and got it all

What should I tell my son about Niu?

Feng, just say you snatched it from the dog’s mouth

Niu, then my son can go up after studying

If Feng has the experience of the ancients, he doesn't need to use his hair to hang his hair from the beam and prick his buttocks with an awl. As long as he takes a nap, he will hang his hair on the beam and then use an awl to prick his buttocks. Can’t go up?

Feng then has to use tiger stool pepper water.

Do you want to learn but not talk about it?

Niu, do you do the same to your son?

My son is not important. First, you must educate your son to be a good person. You should not only think about yourself, but also think about others. I'm thinking about it.

I'll ask you if you used tiger stool pepper water on your son in the same way.

Feng, where should I go? I'm a kisser. Son

You are awesome and I am not a descendant. Even if you don’t follow the rules, you are your own son. If you can’t do it, I will do it.

What can’t Feng do? I can’t bear to let go of my child. I can’t bear to be a wolf. I can’t bear to bear my wife. I can’t be trapped by a gangster. What’s the use of being anxious? Can anxiousness solve the problem of doting? Can children make progress? You have to improve yourself and encourage your children. You can compose poems for your children from time to time.

How can I do it for you?

Feng, just do this for your son. If you don’t study hard, it’s better to sell sweet potatoes. If you don’t believe it, look at your father’s two hundred and five since he was a child

You can’t do it for your son, Feng. You should compose a poem for your son

Feng I don’t know how to...

You know how to compose it, you must compose it for your son. Wind and rain send spring back, flying snow welcomes spring. Watch after the exam. Your dad is still out of tune

Fuck you