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Comments in a happy circle of friends

1. Of course I will not try to pick the moon, I want the moon to come to me.

2. I am great at night, but I can’t get up in the morning.

3. Never argue with a brainless person, because he will bring your IQ down to his level, and then defeat you with his rich experience.

4. When you receive the test paper, buy a lighter.

5. Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing. A simple mentality is the best recipe for life.

6. When children are sad, they can be happy just by coaxing them verbally. We adults cannot do that, so we have to eat a good meal or buy something.

7. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will fall in love once I see you.

8. You have your yogurt, and I have my pure milk, which is not very sour, but very pure.

9. I only have eyes for you, and your big face makes me unable to see others.

10. When I talk about losing weight, I am just trying to scare the fat people on my body.

11. Do what you like to do, do what you are good at, find the joy of success, regain the lost confidence, and find the motivation and direction to move forward.

12. I like to eat with knowledgeable people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, then, in the next two hours, all the food will be mine.

13. Giving you face is polite, not giving you face is reasonable.

14. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised. This page is not written, and that page is not written.

15. If someone tells you that he likes a song, the lyrics of that song are for you.

16. The only way to relieve my worries is to hold you.

17. When we are alone, it is so beautiful to think about the memories we had.

18. When looking for a girlfriend, don’t look for someone like me. Too many people chasing you won’t give you a sense of security.

19. If you can’t see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

20. The principle of a foodie is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

21. Waiting is not stubbornness. But I'm also very curious and want to see how much I like you.

22. A person is destined to meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

23. Along the way, I drank strong wine, my eyes were red, my heart was ashen, and I was lonely. Until I meet you, the wind passes, the rain stops, and the fog clears.

24. Who can predict everything in the world? Joy, anger, sorrow and joy are all ridiculous. Optimism, peace and good mood, depression and pessimism throw away the sky. The most important thing is to be content and happy, know the book and be polite. On World Best Buddies Day, I wish my good buddy will never grow old again!

25. The wheel of time cannot erase my thoughts of you. Even if the sea and rocks are destroyed, your figure will always remain in my heart.

26. Be optimistic and happy. Life is so short, don’t waste time on trivial things.

27. You should suffer more when you are young, so that you will get used to it when you are old.

28. Love is gained day by day, heart comes out bit by bit, and life is turned over page by page.

29. Wow, I want to change it. Can I be clingy?

30. The little girl is not talented and cannot always be with her husband. All the love, flowers, snow and moon are all in the autumn wind.

31. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, and you and I will get to know each other again, and you will see how I can kill you.

32. After the exam, the top students are looking at which question they got wrong, while the bad students are looking at how many questions they got right.

33. I am a very unstable person. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I have no choice but to follow the crowd.

34. What heartless person has never had a time when he or she sacrificed his or her heart for someone.

35. Don’t find a partner for the sake of finding a partner. If there is no true love, it is actually better to be alone.

36. If I want to make love, I will fall on you and never get up.

37. There is only one worry when you are not full, but there are countless worries when you are full.

38. What’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m still having a great time without you.

39. The most romantic thing I can think of. Just growing old with you.

40. If I didn’t have low self-esteem when I was young, I would definitely have a lot of partners.

41. There are stars in your eyes, and I am the moon.

42. In the past, scoring 60 points in the test was like losing your father. Now, scoring 60 points in the test is like becoming a father.

43. You don’t know that I like you, you only know how to give up.

44. Your name has only two words. Although it does not make up a sentence, it has already filled my heart.

45. You are so bad in the exam! Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.

46. You are a madman, a bit stupid; you are so crazy that you can reach the end of the world.

47. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

48. The New Year is coming soon. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.

49. The branches are full of flowers and spring is in full bloom, so weekend relaxation is essential. I am in a good mood during an outing and have a strong bond with my friends. Get up early and exercise to feel good, and eat a reasonable and healthy diet. Have a happy life every day and live a healthy and happy life!

50. Don’t think that because you look like a golden hoop, I’m afraid of you.

51. During the Chinese test, I always felt that I was British; during the English test, I felt that I was Chinese; during the math test, I realized that I was actually an alien!

52. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful than me, a girl who is more gentle, a girl who loves you more, but they will definitely not be able to eat, sleep, or irritate people like me.

53. Some people are good to you because you are good to them; some people are good to you because they understand how good you are.

54. The project I have been working on for a long time has finally been completed. I am so happy that I can take a big vacation. When I heard the news, I couldn’t help but jump up with joy.

55. If one day you want to cry, just call me and let me know that you have this day too.

56. On a sunny afternoon, the summer sunshine flows as brightly as water notes, moistening different charming sorrows.

57. I am really afraid that what I gave you was my heart and what you gave me back was a knife. Be it friendship or love!

58. All living beings are bitter, but you are the sweetest.

59. My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it with me?

60. Sometimes women dress up beautifully, not to please others, but to make themselves look comfortable. Who would like an unkempt appearance, let alone others? If they dress beautifully, they are in a good mood. .

61. Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

62. On a street in the south of the city and in the north, ask who the father is.

63. There will be unexpected luck and sudden joy.

64. I want to take care of my life, take care of myself, and go to see you with courage.

65. The calm lake surface stirred up waves of joy, and my mood was as joyful as the waves.

66. I don’t need a photo to remember you, because you have never left in my mind.

67. I won’t pick you up. You should die in kindergarten.

68. Come hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

69. When walking a thousand roads, only one is suitable; when meeting all kinds of people, one person is enough.

70. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

71. The boy I like is really cute when he acts coquettishly.

72. They said that the Internet is fake. I laughed, as if the reality was very real.

73. You are charming from far and near, and I like you both ways.

74. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I go to work to make money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze into the bus every day. I can rely on my face to make a living, but I work hard on my own. This is who I am. and obvious differences.

75. Your attitude will not change the nature of life. Most of the time, you feel that life is teasing you, but it is just self-torture.

Therefore, facing luck indifferently and facing adversity with a smile is life. Life is a kind of mood. It's good to be poor, it's good to be rich, it's good to gain, it's good to lose. Everything is fleeting. As long as you're in a good mood, everything is fine.

76. Your biggest problem is not that you are confused about the future, but that you cannot get out of bed.

77. Go see the person you want to see, do what you want to do, while the sun is shining, while the breeze is quiet, while you are still young.

78. We can’t get any redemption for everything we have paid.

79. You will feel lonely when eating alone, but you will not feel lonely when eating snacks alone.

80. I am a very approachable person. If you don’t believe me, try kissing me.

81. I am unreasonable and make trouble unless my husband gives me a hug.