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Is Ji Lianhai's wife Meng Man? Why are they so husband and wife?
Husband and wife are unreliable
For example,
It is normal for men and women to be ugly and beautiful
I was born in Changping District, Beijing in 1965, and graduated from the History Department of Beijing Normal University in July 1986. After that, I worked as a history teacher in Changping No.4 Middle School. In 1988, under the introduction of a local friend, I met Lu Heping, who was also a teacher. I fell in love with her at first sight and launched a fierce courtship offensive against her.
At that time, Lu Heping won the title of advanced worker commended by Beijing on May 1 ST Labor Day, and she was surrounded by countless suitors with superior conditions. And I'm just an ugly middle school teacher. How can I impress her? For this, I have taken great pains.
in order to get more contact with Lu Heping, I always look for opportunities to see her. At that time, a movie ticket was a luxury. I waited in line for an afternoon to get two tickets for the American movie "Lotus Out of the Water". After buying the movie tickets, Lu Heping finally agreed to go to the movies together under my soft grinding and hard foam. After the movie, I invited her to dinner. After the success of this date, I am more confident.
in order not to make Lu Heping's family dislike me, I first contacted a big brother near Lu Heping's family. After dinner, I often go to this big brother's house to chat and drink, so as to get to know Lu Heping's family. In this way, after a period of contact, Lu Heping began to feel that I had many advantages, and my heart no longer rejected me.
However, Lu's parents think I look a little unacceptable, and I am a poor teacher. A week later, I came to the big brother's house near Lu Heping's house, and I hoped that big brother could intercede for me. So, the big brother ran to Lu Heping's house to help me convince Lu's parents. In front of my future father-in-law and mother-in-law, I showed my sincerity: I want to take care of peace all my life and make peace happy. My parents were moved by my sincerity and agreed to my request for the time being.
after that, I launched an "offensive" against my parents-in-law. When I learned that Lu Fu had a habit of drinking, every weekend, I often got some snacks to drink and bring authentic Beijing Erguotou to Lu Heping's home to have a drink and chat with Lu Fu. Of course, every time after eating and drinking, I always clean up my house. Lumu is satisfied with my hardworking future son-in-law.
In 199, Lu and I entered the marriage hall peacefully.
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