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I hope my ex will live a long life alone.

1, fallen leaves blown by the roadside are everywhere.

2. Express your feelings through other people's words every day.

I can't bear to part with it. I can't forget it. I can't put it down, but does it work?

If your so-called leaving is to fulfill me, I'm sorry, I don't understand.

You should learn to comfort yourself when you are sad.

6. People who care about me regard me as the most important person, and they will definitely reply to my message, right?

7. I hope that my predecessor will live a long life from now on.

8. When we are rich, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

10, give each other the best care. That's right. Get better. More powerful. Happier

1 1, I'm just waiting for your noble sentence of falling in love with you.

12, I deleted him today. Will there be any information about his request to be a friend tomorrow? ! I am daydreaming. Really? !

13. When the whole world abandons you, she will abandon the whole world to protect you.

Thank you for rubbing alcohol instead of salt on my wound.

15, the strongest people in the morning are those who cry and fall asleep at night.

I wish you a long and lonely life.

1, don't say sorry to me, because we don't matter.

You can forget the past, but you must let go.

Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

6. You said ... you like me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

7. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

8, water does not taste the depth, people do not know how good.

9. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

10, you did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

1 1. Life is a journey, not a destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

12 is an enemy who is happy for your sadness, a friend who is happy for your happiness, and a confidant who is sad for your sadness.

13, I miss you so much that I can't eat. That's disgusting!

14, foxes are not evil and sexy.

15, I wish you loneliness and longevity.

16, there is such a person. If you send him a short message, he will call you back immediately, no matter day or late at night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is.

17, the house is long, and naturally it will sprout if it stays in the depths; Meng reached the limit and got married easily and continued his marriage with others.

18. Excuse me, what is "covering your face with fried loquat"? Does it taste good?

19. According to A Dream of Red Mansions, Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand escorted Tang Priest to Liangshan after three wishes in Taoyuan.

20. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

2 1, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even pull it down.

23. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

24. Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

25. Society is hierarchical and many things are unfair. Don't complain, because complaining is useless.

26. There is a notice posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed to enter". Why? Answer "Both of them will make the older girl pregnant …"

27. Why do you like me? Woman: Because you are handsome. Man: Handsome can't be eaten as a meal. Woman: But if you are not handsome, you can't eat. ...

28. The senior high school entrance examination threw itself into the arms of the college entrance examination and cried: Why don't they pay attention to me! The college entrance examination spoiled him and said, I will make them pay in three years.

29. Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

30. When a man meets a woman, it is either a story or an accident.

3 1, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

32. I prefer to watch Huoying endure it, because when I die, a village of Japanese people died.

33. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

After sweet talk about love and falling in love with you, I began to yearn for a long life and felt that the world was worth it!

1, if possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.

People who are destined to be together will eventually be together, just as the earth is round. No matter how you run counter to each other, you will meet again after walking around.

3. When wasting time, I feel that there is no such thing in the world. But after falling in love with you, I began to yearn for a long life and felt that the world was worth it!

4, love is like a shell on the beach: don't pick the biggest, don't pick the most beautiful, if you want to pick, pick what you like. Don't go to the seaside when you find it.

In the past, cars, horses and mails were slow, and it took several days to say hello. In the past, love was very slow, and it took a lifetime to wait for someone. Wait, you can only love one person in your life.

6. The best feeling between two people is that they don't like each other on the surface, but they never leave. I can stay with you for a long time as long as you don't bother me.

7. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

8, with you, troubles are scattered into the dust; Being with you becomes eternal in an instant; With you, there is no one else.

9. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you.

10, there are never two people born right in this world. All long-term love is just two people giving in to each other, and they are determined to be together.

1 1, the world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me, the moon won't hug you, time will destroy you, but I love you.

12, what I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in my card, and you in the future.

13, if life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who will never get tired of reading it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as they meet.

14, companionship is the longest confession, and waiting is the warmest harbor. I don't want to be with you forever, but I just want to be with you and treat you well.

15, among all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.

Talk about a person's feelings

First, in the years of growing up, we never changed, but became ourselves more and more clearly.

Second, the snowy day is like a dream, and the snow covers all traces. If you will come as scheduled in a winter, I will wait for you on a snowy day.

The most painful thing in the world is to greet the person you hate the most with a smile.

Fourth, if you hold hands, don't just say goodbye.

Sometimes, we want to laugh, but we have to pretend to be sad; Sometimes, we want to cry, but we have to squeeze out a stiff smile.

Six, a person singing a love song, two people sad alone, love is over.

Seven, excitement and excitement, like a flood burst its banks, poured out of his mind, and could no longer conceal that tenderness.

Eight, learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter.

Nine, you are a high mountain, strong and majestic, which can protect a helpless heart from wind and rain; You are a vast ocean, inclusive and broad; You are the reliance and sustenance of my life, and my life is closely linked with you.

10. I can recite every word of the breakup message you sent me. Every word is like a slap, which really hurts.

Eleven, no feeling is that even if you dress up beautifully and brand-new, you are just an old man to him.

Twelve, in fact, there is no story and no one has reached out to take me away.

Thirteen, parting is our ultimate destination, and the ending of love will not be too good after all.

My hair has no smell. The wine I drink is always drunk, and everyone who has to wait is late.

Fifteen, it seems that it is always easy for us to ignore the present life and many good times. And when all the time is wasted after disappointment, we can take out a certain paragraph from our memory, pat the dust deposited on it and sigh that it is the best. Qian Zhongshu

Sixteen, I have heard too many reasons for separation, but few people talk about the reasons for being together.

Seventeen, how free and easy you are, how tangled your heart is. Actually, I still miss you very much.

Eighteen years old, I have suffered too much, and my heart has already broken. I don't want to wait for anyone.

Nineteen, knowing cold and knowing heat is the heart; It is the eyes that look at each other; Never leave, it is love; Life is love.

Twenty, if loving you is a mistake, I will still insist.

Twenty-one, a person is not lonely, think that a person is lonely.

Twenty-two, find a good dream, the dream is hard to come true. Who knows my mood at this time? Tears in front of the pillow, rain in front of the curtain, drops outside the window. -Nie Shengqiong's Partridge Sky

Twenty-three, I will simply love you and dedicate my life.

We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have the wings of the same bird and grow together on the earth. Two branches of a tree ... —— Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow.

There is no perfect lover, only two people who give in to each other.

Twenty-six, on the runway of life, some people appreciate the scenery attentively, and some people try to make themselves a landscape.

Twenty-seven, as long as I can be with you, it is not a pity to lose everything.

28. If you don't dream of me, let me dream of you.