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Hediye, let's talk
Just then, the dragon lady and the dragon lady flashed behind them and said, "Your Majesty, it is no small matter to look at this saint. The precious iron in our sea, Tianhe stands at the bottom, and these days are full of sunshine and spirit. Do you dare to see this saint? " The Dragon King said, "That was a stator that Dayu used to go from shallow to deep in the river and sea when he was harnessing the water. This is a sacred piece of iron. What can it do? " "Whether he uses it or not," Longpo said, "just give it to him. It depends on how he transforms it and sends it out to the palace. " The old dragon king told Wukong everything he said. Wukong said, "Show me." The Dragon King waved his hand and said, "I can't carry it, I can't carry it! You must go and see the gods. " Wukong said, "Where is it? You lead me. " Dragon king fruit led to the middle of the sea and suddenly saw golden light. The dragon king specified, "That's the one who shines." Wukong lifted his clothes and touched them. It's an iron pillar, about as thick as a bucket and more than two feet long. He tried his best to move the aisle with both hands: "It's too thick and too long. It can only be used if it is shorter and thinner." After that, the baby was a few feet shorter and thinner. Wukong twitched again and said, "It's better to be thinner." That baby has really lost a little weight. Wukong is very happy. When he took it out of the sea, he saw that there were two gold hoops at both ends and a black iron in the middle. There is a line engraved next to the hoop, which is called "Ruyi Golden Hoop with 13,500 Jin". I secretly pleased: "I think this baby is still satisfied!" " As he walked, he shook his hand to himself. "It would be nice to be shorter and thinner!" "Take it out, it's only two feet long and the width of the bowl.
Watching him play magic, leaving his skills behind and circling around the Crystal Palace scared the old dragon king. Little Dragon was at a loss, turtles were shrinking their necks, and fish, shrimps and crabs were hiding their heads. Wukong is sitting on the Crystal Palace with a baby in his hand. He smiled and said to the Dragon King, "What a neighbor of Xie Xian." "No, no!" The dragon king said. Wukong said, "Although this iron is easy to use, there is still something to say." The dragon king asked, "What can the immortal say?" Wukong said, "I wish there were no such iron at that time. Now that he is in our hands, we have no clothes to use. What can we do? " Give me a pair of clothes here. Thank you. "The dragon king said," this is not. Wukong said, "One guest does not commit two crimes." . If not, I can't decide this door. "The dragon king said," If you are tired of fairies, you can go to another sea, or you can have it. "Wukong added:" It is better to take one of the three stores. A pair, please. " The dragon king said, "if you don't have it, flatter it." "Wukong said," I really don't have it, so I'll try this iron with you! " The dragon king panicked and said, "Fairy, don't do it, don't do it! I'll give you a pair when I see if my brother can find it. " Wukong asked, "Where is your brother? The dragon king said, "My younger brother is Aoqin, Aoshun in the North Sea and Aorun in the West Sea." . Wukong said, "I'm not going, I'm not going! As the saying goes, you can't see two on credit, but I hope you can give me a pair of convenience when you go up. "There is no need to find a fairy," said the old dragon. I have an iron drum and a golden bell here. Whenever there is an emergency, drums and bells will be rung, and my brothers will come in an instant. " Wukong said, "In that case, go and hit the drums and bells!" The giant will ring the bell and the handsome turtle will bang the drum.
When I was a child, the bell and drum rang, which really alarmed the Three Sea Dragons. When they arrived, they met outside together. Aoqin said, "Big Brother, it's urgent. Are you beating gongs and drums? " "Dear brother, it's hard to say," said the old dragon. A natural saint in Huaguoshan came to recognize me as a neighbor in the morning and asked for a weapon. The steel fork is too small and the halberd is too light. He took out a precious piece of iron on the Tianhe River and lost some skills. Now sitting in the palace, what do you want to wear? I had nowhere to go, so I rang the bell and drum and invited my good brothers. Give him a pair of clothes and send him out. When Aoqin heard this, he flew into a rage and said, "My brothers set out to catch him!" "Don't say take, don't say take!" The old dragon said. That piece of iron, you will die if you hold it for a while, die if you knock it for a while, and it will be raw! Aorun, the dragon king of the West Sea, said, "Second brother, don't fight with him. Just put on a pair of clothes and send him out. Show his watch to the heaven, and the heaven will punish him." Aoshun, the Dragon King of Beihai, said, "That's right. I have a pair of lotus roots here. " Aorun, the dragon king of the West Sea, said, "I brought a pair of golden armor with a lock." Aoqin, the dragon king of the South China Sea, said, "I have a purple and gold crown with phoenix wings." Lao Long was overjoyed and introduced the Crystal Palace to him as a gift. Wukong put on the golden crown, golden armor and cloud shoes, making him hit all the way with his best stick. "Noisy, noisy!" He said to the dragon. The Dragon King of the Four Seas was very upset, so he negotiated to sit down and make a title.
Look at this, the Monkey King. He dialed the boiling water road and returned to the iron bridge. When he came up, he saw four old monkeys and all the monkeys waiting by the bridge. Suddenly I saw Wukong jump out of the waves, even the wet belt was not as good as gold, and he stepped onto the bridge. Frightened, all the monkeys knelt down together: "Your Majesty, what a gorgeous color! What a gorgeous color! " With a big smile on his face, Wukong ascended the throne and put the iron bar in the middle. These monkeys, unappreciative, all came to get the treasure, but they shook the Cycas like dragonflies and couldn't stop. They all bit their fingers and stuck out their tongues and said, "Grandpa! It's so heavy, how can you bring it! " Wukong approached, raised his hand and smiled at everyone. "Everything has its own master. This treasure town is in the sea, I don't know for thousands of years, but cocoa has been shining this year. The Dragon King only thought it was a piece of black iron and called it Tianhe Zhenbao. That guy can't move anything. Please let me get it myself. At that time, the baby was more than twenty feet long, thick and thin; I gave him a hand, which meant a lot. He was much younger. Teach a little, and he will be much smaller; Teach him to be smaller, and he will be much smaller. Look at the skylight, there is a line on it, which is' Ruyi Golden Hoop 13500 Jin'. Stand aside until I tell him to change. " He shook the baby in his hand and cried, "Small, small, small!" " "It's similar to making a small embroidery needle right away, which can be hidden in the ear. The monkeys cried in horror, "Your Majesty! Also take it out to play! " The Monkey King really went to his ear and took it out. He held it in his hand and cried, "big, big, big!" " "That is to say, its thickness and the length of two feet is a big battle. When he got to the happy place, he jumped on the bridge, walked out of the hole, held the baby in his hand, made a miraculous bow and cried, "Dragon!" He is tall, his head is like Mount Tai, his waist is like a mountain, his eyes are like lightning, his mouth is like a blood basin, and his teeth are like swords and halberds. The stick in his hand went from thirty-three days to eighteen levels of hell, scaring some tigers, leopards, wolves, insects, monsters and the 72-hole demon king all over the mountain to kowtow and tremble, flying away, taking away the statue at once, turning the baby into an embroidery needle, hiding it in his ear, and returning to the cave, where the demon king came to congratulate him.
At this time, the flag was raised, the gongs and drums were loud, the delicacies of mountains and seas were widely set, the coconut juice and grape pulp were full, and the banquet was held with the public for a long time. But according to the previous teaching. The Monkey King named four old monkeys as masters, two red monkeys as Marshal Ma and Marshal Liu, and two back-piercing apes as General Bang and General Ba. Entrust four strong men to maintain the camp, with clear rewards and punishments. He felt at ease, traveling around the world day after day, enjoying the money mountain. Shi Wuyi, visiting heroes all over the world; Miraculous, make friends. At this time, there will be seven other brothers, namely Niu, Jiao Lich King, Peng Lich King, Lion Camel King, the Monkey King, Wang, and even his own seven the Monkey King. Talking about literary criticism and martial arts day by day, walking and preaching, singing and dancing, going back and forth, all of them are unhappy. The distance from Wan Li is only the road to the palace. The so-called nodding way is more than 3,000 miles, and twisting the waist is more than 800 miles. It shows that the Monkey King is a courageous, capable and accomplished the Monkey King!
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