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Vin recorded the wake-up alarm of the overbearing president. How do you usually wake your girlfriend up?

Let's talk about how I usually wake my girlfriend up:

First of all, you should let her have a good sleep, that is, don't stay up too late at night. Most people sleep at 8? 10 hour is normal time, and much less is not good. To let her know a correct sleep time, the detoxification of the human body is generally 23: 00? It's 5: 00, so your bedtime must be before 23: 00. You can find some relevant knowledge to make her deeply understand this importance, and then she will know that she goes to bed early and gets up early without calling her.

First, usually, I always have my own way to wake her up. Because her nose is particularly sensitive, I usually like to hold her nose. Before long, she woke up on her own.

Second, gifts tempt you to wake up. This method reminds you that you must keep your word, otherwise this method will fail after several uses. Tell her not to get up, and then tell her that I was going to give you a gift, but it depends on how you behave, but now it seems that this gift can still be saved. After listening to your words, I think she slipped.

Third, tickling awakens girls. Generally speaking, they are afraid of being tickled. What armpits, soles, ribs and neck are all scratched in one go. Even if she starts to pretend, you can't help it. You've broken your kung fu. You still don't get up, do you?

Fourth,? Harassment wakes me up to this, and I'm sure you men who have girlfriends and live with them will understand, so you can't shout loudly, can you? Well, then tell her that if you don't get up, it means that you expect the harassment of my love? Still no response. All right, practise fraud. Let's fight each other, right? In less than ten seconds, she made an appointment with a boy? Surrender? .

Wake up naturally. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I intend to get up tomorrow. I will set the alarm clock. Nobody needs to call me. I have my own plan. But if someone wakes me up before the time is up, I will throw you 10 thousand dirty eyes. Whether it is gentle or not, sweet or direct, I will hate it to death. Therefore, whether to wake up your girlfriend depends on her personality. When you meet me, you like to cook breakfast and you can wait for me, but you don't like to cook breakfast, so be good and do whatever you like.