What's the most ridiculous reason you've ever heard to break up?

What's the most ridiculous reason you've ever heard to break up?

this ...... since we have decided to break up, why do we need those irrelevant reasons?

from an ignorant teenager to an old driver, I have been in love countless times, and I always find various reasons when I break up! Similarly, every time I get dumped, I hear their unique reasons for breaking up! Those couples around me will also find some reasons that are in line with their own characteristics when they break up .......

Let me talk about some nonsense reasons I heard in those years:

First, the cell phone signal is not good!

Last month, I broke up with my girlfriend who talked for three weeks!

I remember that one night, we were all playing mobile phones in bed. I used red fruit 7, and she used OPPO R11. There is a wireless network in the house. Let's organize a group to play King Pesticide together ...

Come on, why don't you stand there! What you can't see is going to die! Are you stupid? I shouted at her in a hurry!

you are the idiot! Can't you see I've always been stuck! I want to help you, too. Can't you see I didn't respond when I ordered it for a long time? She also shouted at me in disgust!

holy shit! Oh, I went to ........... and I went to ...........

After I was crazy for a few minutes, this game was over. My record was enemy kills, 8 deaths and assists ...

How can you do this with this new mobile phone that Nima bought! What rubbish! I said to her with a face of contempt.

can you blame me for the poor cell phone signal? Come on, let's see if these signals can play games! It's hard to read words! I think it's you, wireless garbage!

damn it, why is my cell phone signal full! If you don't want to play, get out Don't cheat me here day by day ...

Alas, then we broke up! ..............

2: Fish

Let's talk about another nonsense reason my colleague heard when he was dumped by his girlfriend:

One morning, I saw my colleague Li Ergou push open the office door dejectedly ...

two dog? What's wrong? Kicked out of bed by your girlfriend again last night? I played a joke on two dog with a sly smile on my face.

oh, forget it! We broke up! Two dog slumped into a chair.

damn it! Really! You have been talking for three years! How can you say that you are divided? You don't really have a problem with that, do you?

Go and go, I'm normal!

then why did you break up?

Well, here's the thing:

When we went to Wanda for dinner last night, she took the menu and asked me if I wanted to eat sweet and sour fish, braised fish or grilled fish. Without thinking, I casually said that I wanted to eat sweet and sour fish.

I didn't expect him to put the menu on the table and solemnly say to me, two dog, in fact, my favorite food is grilled fish. Although it seems trivial to love sweet and sour fish and grilled fish, it reflects our different personalities, tastes, accomplishments and living habits ..... I think we are really not suitable! Why don't we break up

consider this meal as our parting meal! It's my treat tonight, and I'll have the last sweet and sour fish with you ...

Then what?

then we broke up! I cried and cried and hugged her thighs and begged her. She was determined to break up ... < P > This ... Alas, I didn't know how to comfort him when I heard this nonsense reason for breaking up. ....