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1. I think my mother is not ugly, but the ugly one is really ugly. Dogs don't think their families are poor, but the poor are really poor.

2.tm was beaten by my baby again ... I pointed to the persimmon and said, "What's the name of this fruit? By the way, I will give it to you. " Baby: "That's right!"

When I feel lonely, I will hold the lucky cat to my chest. She kept pounding on my chest, and it felt as if a girl was coquetry with me.

4. The human potential is really infinite. For example, if you think you are full at night, and now someone invites you to barbecue, you can still eat dozens of skewers.

I heard a sentence: there is no swearing in this world. Just do more math problems!

6. Don't mention how you have been these years in front of me. I'm afraid I can't help laughing.

7. Friends are stupid. How stupid? The pyramid scheme swindler tricked him into taking a class for three days, but he didn't understand what he was talking about. Finally, the leader said that you should go. This place is not suitable for you. You have no money and no brain.

8. In the past, it was very troublesome to make a person disappear, and it was necessary to kill and hide the body; It's easy to make a person disappear now. Just ask him when he will pay back the money.

Due to the economic depression, more and more outdoor advertisements have become socialist values.

10. User spit: Other children will buy toilet paper, and my children are still on toilet paper. Netizen reply: other people's wives will be angry, and your wife will be inflated.

1 1. I dreamed that I was sold to the mountains as my wife, but I was driven back because I ate too much.

12. I used to hate people putting their hands on my waist when I was sleeping. Now not only is no one riding, but even the waist is gone.

13. When chatting with chat software, saying hello and asking "Are you there?" can easily be mistaken for borrowing money. . If you add a title in front of it, it will immediately become very kind, such as: son, are you there?

14. Fill in the form today and put "eating melons" in the column of political views-on the influence of the Internet on people.

15. Falling in love is like driving a car. Once something goes wrong, the novice will only call someone to cry, but the old driver will be different. Just put on the spare tire and continue on the road.

16. Those who have money and face are called male gods, those who have money and no face are called husbands, those who have face and no money are called Lan Yan, and those who have no money and no face ... Sorry, you are a good man.

17. Some people don't play games much at night, don't read books, don't do things, don't fall in love, have no one to chat with, and always stay up late.

18. I said to my husband, "It is said that two people will look like husband and wife after a long time together. Where do you think we are like? " The husband nodded: "The breasts are the most similar."