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Have you ever seen a real old bachelor? What kind of personalities are they?

The ex-boyfriend is an old bachelor. Listen to me in detail. When we met, I was under 30, and he was under 40, both of whom were of marriageable age. Why didn't it work? It is too complicated to explain clearly in a few words. After fifty, he will be an old bachelor. I have a deep understanding of the abomination of old bachelors. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, doing nothing and having no sense of responsibility. I don't ask much. I just want him to work honestly and earn his own living. It doesn't matter whether he gives it to me or not. He didn't. He depends on my help. I put up with it, but he was not satisfied. He thinks that since I can't get married, I should support him. He wants to sell it for money, and I can't afford it and I don't want to buy it. No hygiene, sloppy, uncivilized behavior, no self-esteem, no self-love. I coaxed him, and he assumed that I was like this. Think what you like. Who am I afraid of? There are many bad habits, such as smoking, drinking and playing games. As we all know, once there is internet addiction, the whole person has changed. I said, why don't you have a rest? There are so many books at home, why don't you chat with me? He said you were fooling around. I haven't played this game yet. I also like watching videos of family disputes, imagining me and him as characters inside, but it's totally irrelevant. If he can't marry a daughter-in-law, he thinks women are bad. Over time, he hallucinated and finally hit someone.

I met an old bachelor, an old man in our village. Usually we are all afraid of him, but we don't know why he is single.

The old man is called Chuier in our village. A joke or a nickname, I don't even know his name now. I remember that he always wore a hat, then a red vest and a pair of rubber shoes, and then he always held a hoe or rope in his hand.

Every time I saw him walking alone or working in the fields, my family told us to stay away from him when I was young, and then I ran away when I saw him. Even my cousin would hide under the bed and secretly cry. The old man was really demonized by the people in the village. It's an artifact specially designed to scare children.

Maybe he's not that bad, but I don't know. I met him on the way after his parents left their hometown for their holiday. Although he didn't run far, he quickened his pace without saying a word. Once again, my cousin and I went home. It is getting dark. The old man is herding cattle. The cow is in the middle of the road. He sat on the slope and watched. My cousin and I were scared by cows. He just smiled and said nothing. At that time, our legs were weak with fear, then we ran to the top of the cow and ran home quickly.

The last time I saw him was on the road. Although he is still like that, his hat has become a thick cotton hat and people are bent. He asked the person next to him to go to the hospital to prescribe medicine. I was thinking about this old man when I listened. Our children's nightmares have grown old. It is said that his nephew built him two concrete houses and took him out of the old wooden house. He will prepare for his old age in the future.

I don't know what kind of person he really is. He is single, maybe his family is poor, maybe his beloved girl is married, maybe it is for other reasons, but some of his behaviors are really children's nightmares. But now that I have grown up, I hope the old man will be happy in his later years.

I have a fellow villager who is in his fifties and still single.

He is naturally stupid and eccentric, and it is difficult to communicate with others. He always felt incompetent. Almost all his ideas and practices are contrary to the world, and many things are always self-defeating, so his colleagues call him a different kind.

When he was young, his parents were introduced to get married. But the woman left three months after her marriage, and he never remarried. I heard that the woman ran away because her genitals were too big for her. Whenever she does that job, the woman always cries loudly. According to his family, he was born with psychological and physical problems.

Many years later, I asked him why that woman left you, and he told me that he thought my family was poor and I looked down on her. ...

Accustomed to loneliness, he had a strong feeling for cats and dogs. Even if he was afraid of seeing stray cats and dogs when walking in the street, he had to catch up and touch them. He only likes to drink a little wine, not gambling or whoring, and once had an impulse and a crush on women around him. Once he went to eat in a small restaurant in Guangxi, and saw that the little girl in that restaurant was very beautiful. He always went there to eat. Later, he told me, you help me look at the staff. In fact, he never said a word to anyone by listening to his accent. His behavior is really ridiculous and difficult to deal with.

I was born in the countryside, and all the old bachelors I met were basically the kind of men who were not smart and crooked. At that time, most families were poor, so almost no one could not get a wife because of poverty. In the worst case, they can marry a stupid woman, as long as they can carry on the family line.

Grandma's family belongs to Luliang Mountain in Shanxi. When I was young, I often lived in a small mountain village. I have a better understanding of the local customs there and have feelings. There is a man named Erzi in the village. There is something wrong with his eyes, but he can't see in one eye. When I was young, I was catching up with the Japanese "three light" policy. When he was young, two children and adults hid in the back hill and suffered from eye diseases. If not treated in time, he will be disabled for life. The second child is not stupid, but honest and not good at dealing with people. He knows how to work in one day, and like an ox, he can't find a partner himself. His mother didn't look for a matchmaker, saying that even if she got married, she couldn't afford a woman and could live with her parents for a lifetime. These two children have quarreled, too. I hope my mother will give him a set. After being scolded by my parents several times, I stopped talking about it. In the 1980s, their parents died one after another, and the two children barely made a living by farming, but their work was slow. Fortunately, with the help of their neighbors, they can eat and wear warm clothes. After several years of paralysis, my brother took him home, served him for two years and died. I often sigh, does such an honest and kind person feel happy after traveling around the world? No one has ever paid attention to his inner feelings, and he has never communicated his feelings with others. He is really an old ox. I can't write any more, tears welled up in my eyes ... he is my poor second uncle!

There are many male bachelors now, and female bachelors are also rising stars. But as a rural person, I have never seen a female bachelor. It is said that they are characteristic people in big cities, which are really rare in rural areas, but I have seen male bachelors.

In rural areas, stupid women are important, as long as they are not stupid enough to take care of themselves.

My definition of a bachelor is the kind of person who has no spouse all his life, or who has left nothing behind for a short time after having a spouse.

I was born in the early 1970s. In the early years, there were really few people who had no spouse all their lives! Most men and women are married and have children. Therefore, once a person has no spouse for life, it is really different. They are neither monks nor hermits. They really left by strength. To put it in an idealized way, there is a saying in our hometown that a man will be blessed if he doesn't grow a beard at a certain age. According to my experience, this phenomenon does exist. No Hu = no happiness, long roots are not counted.

(1), there is a grandfather in my village, who was born in the late twenties and died in the nineties. He lived over seventy years and was single all his life, which is unique in the village. He is a local, has a brother, and his family is ok. His brother has been the team leader for decades. Most of our villages are migrants who fled that year, with more than 30 surnames. Only a few are local households, and his family is, which was an advantage at that time. This gentleman is not ugly, but a little axial and stupid! In Northeast dialect, it is tiger and tiger! In Sichuan dialect, it is a treasure! In terms that everyone can understand, it is a 250. It was easy to find a partner at that time. A bowl of rice and a few eggs can be exchanged for a wife (mainly a heart). But he just became an old bachelor! In his forties, he reached the age of marriage. A pair of fleeing mother and daughter came to our village, and his family took them in with the intention of getting a wife for this goods. Everything came naturally and they got married (they could sleep together). This product is so naive that it set fire to a woman's clothes while she was asleep! It's burned out ~ the mother and daughter are gone ... he may think it's funny, but others are afraid of death!

Then in the fifties, I was in my thirties. He looks like a young man because he has no heart and no beard. After being introduced to a blind date, it was a family far from my village (not too close, his story was enough to scare all women). I am the eldest daughter of Huanghua. When two families are chatting in a fireplace, this product reveals their "age". My hometown is an old revolutionary base area. 1933, the Red Fourth Front Army often fought against the Sichuan Army, leaving many bullet casings (children like to play). When chatting, his family reported that the woman was in her twenties (she was already an older young man at that time), and he said strangely loudly: 1933, I picked up a lot of shells (bullet casings), haven't you seen them? (What a rich experience) The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. The woman's parents thought: this product will be popular all over the world in three years? How old is this? Plus he can't reach 46? Then, the woman found some rhetoric ~ Huang. Since then, the phrase "you can pick the shell in three or three years" has become a joke in people's leisure time! It was really hopeless after that. I worked as a craftsman in his brother's house in my early years, and I saw violent scenes of two brothers chatting together. It's called a shaft. I have to admit. At that time, it was really not easy to be a bachelor without certain strength!

② The following are the products of the new era. Bijie people in Guizhou. I have told his story in detail before, so I'll talk about it in general. His father was a landlord in the old days, and his generation had six brothers. It is rare in rural areas to graduate from junior college in the 1980s, and even to graduate from junior college in the 1980s. I taught, got fired, got married, and ran away in a few months. Then go out to work and earn the minimum wage. You can't do anything, you can't eat the rest. Theory is more than practice. If you lift the barbell, you can kill the donkey. Manners, considerate to women, very gentleman, but no woman wants him. Knowing that you are a liar, you are also willing to be a "selfless dedication" person. I'm in my fifties now, and that's about it. No parents, wives, children's property, only one person left. Women who want their husbands' parents to die have hope, but they should seize the opportunity. ...

Well, that's today's story. The following is the zodiac for everyone, and the female compatriots can take it away. ...

With the development of economy, there are few real old bachelors now. In the former countryside, there were only real old bachelors. At that time, due to backwardness and ignorance, most of the old bachelors were dull-witted or somewhat silly. Some of their behaviors are often ironic and unbearable.

This is the true story of an old bachelor.

Faced with the lure of the beautiful female thief, the old militia's actions made the female thief desperate.

In the1970s, there was a militia in every village, which was composed of men and women aged 18 to 40. At that time, it was still a big group. Every wheat season or autumn, when the crops are about to mature, in order to prevent people from stealing the crops that are about to mature, the old militia in the production team (mostly old bachelors, alone, not dragging their feet) will be organized to patrol the fields far away from the village at night, which is called "watching the green".

In order to prevent wild animals and be brave in the dead of night, everyone is usually equipped with a flashlight and a 2-meter-long wooden stick, and everyone will plan the area in groups. Because the distance is not too far, we can take care of each other when something happens.

In a village, there was an old bachelor in his forties. Because of his stupid brain and poor family, he never got married. One day, old Song Guang found that a lot of cotton had been stolen from the cotton field he was in charge of guarding the night before. Because the night before was the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, there were few stars on the moon, so people who looked after the green could be found far away. So, the thief took advantage of this loophole and stole a lot of cotton, so the old bachelor decided to catch the thief at night. The next night, the old bachelor ate dinner early, and just after dark, he lay in ambush in the cotton field, waiting for him. Sure enough, 10: 30, a person came to the cotton field and arrived at the farm. He tied one end of the cloth bag in his hand around his neck and the other end around his waist to form a big bag. By moonlight, he began to pick cotton and put it in his pocket. In the bright moonlight, he could see that it was a woman in her thirties. When he was close to himself, the old bachelor suddenly stood up from the ground, shone his flashlight on the thief, pointed a wooden stick at the woman who stole cotton and shouted, "Don't move, I caught you at least." Go, take cotton and come with me to the brigade. " The woman who stole cotton was startled. She said it was broken. This time, she was so humiliated that she knew she couldn't run away and just stood on the ground. At that time, the class struggle was very tight. If it was sent to the brigade headquarters, it would be criticized for destroying production, losing the face of the whole family and making the whole family look down on the villagers.

When the woman who stole cotton saw that the old bachelor was alone, she frowned and made a plan. She said, "Brother, I won't dare to do it again. There is no one else now. I'll sleep with you and you let me go. " "No, it's a good idea. I can't help it Come with me to the brigade. " . The woman had no choice but to follow the old bachelor to the brigade.

When he arrived at the brigade headquarters, the old bachelor proudly said to the cadres on duty, "It's really a thief who is resourceful. This bitch is really cruel. I caught her. She was dishonest and said that she wanted to sleep with me. I am not stupid. I wanted to sleep with me, but I fell asleep. Didn't she run away? "

Before answering the question, let's take a look at a widely accepted view: as early as a few years ago, there was a related view that the number of bachelors in China will reach its peak in 20 15-2020, and 30 million adult men will join the bachelor family.

And the view is only predicted before, not really a foregone conclusion. Although the bachelor data given by the vast rural areas show that the number of singles is increasing day by day, it does not mean that the bachelor crisis of 30 million people is so serious.

The reason why there is no spouse at marriageable age, or even single after marriageable age, is not only the imbalance between men and women. There are many social factors, which cannot be simply attributed to the ratio of men to women.

Getting married is unthinkable for them. In addition to food and beverage expenses, there is also "the pressure of three mountains", which has to be postponed indefinitely. Wait until you have a certain economic strength. Unfortunately, this day is still far away, so many people are temporarily single.

There are several adults around me who are over 30 years old and not married. And some of his peers, children have run all over the floor, why? It's not that no one can get married, but they are unwilling to make do, pursue the so-called high-quality marriage, and wait for the beautiful dream lover to appear. They are very demanding and unwilling to make do.

The influence of family planning and the traditional concept that men are superior to women have caused the imbalance between men and women since the founding of the People's Republic of China. When this imbalance is serious, the population gap comes out. However, according to the survey data of the National Bureau of Statistics, although there is a big gap between men and women, at the fourth census in 20 10, the difference between the number of men and women of marriageable age was only1260,000. Therefore, at most, there will only be 1 10,000 singles, and the statement that 30 million singles are really alarmist.

Many bachelors in my family are doing their duty, and they don't say that they will do anything harmful to society because they can't get a wife. In addition to being kind, he is good at dealing with people; The definition of bachelor in Baidu entry includes "flat hooligans", so the prejudice against bachelor in society is still a bit serious.

There may be a few bachelors who can't meet their physiological needs, just like the buried mines, which pose a certain threat to some women, but after all, they are a minority. In fact, many bachelors will buy some daily necessities online to alleviate their physiological needs.

So don't be too prejudiced against bachelors. It's not that they don't want to get married, but the pressure of life now makes them afraid to get married. Many people don't know that although there are many male bachelors, there are also many female bachelors. The living standard is improved, and the wrong ideas and ethos are corrected, so the bachelor will have a good home.

Have you ever seen a real old bachelor? What kind of personalities are they?

Speaking of old bachelors, they are all bitter tears of rural people. There are many reasons for the formation of bachelors, some are poor, some are landlords before liberation, and no one dares to marry because of their high composition, and some are poor-looking He also picked and picked, and later it was hard to say when he was older. Others are notoriously ugly, and no one wants to marry.

Speaking of bachelor's personality, it is * * * fun, self-centered and a little childish. This may also be the reason for not getting married. Adults and children have no food to eat and no motivation. Because he knows that after his death, all the money he earned can't be taken away. I'm not stupid. Why bother? Therefore, the old bachelors are all holding the attitude of muddling along day by day. Few people work hard. If they work hard, everyone calls him a fool.

There is a small village behind our village, where there is an old bachelor whose parents are both dead. He lives with his brother and sister-in-law. He is a capable role, herding sheep in summer and digging for firewood in winter. He is very diligent. Everyone likes to fight him and find him a wife. He spoke highly of the famous beauties in our village. This is just a quick decision, and it has no practical significance.

There are two old bachelors in my backyard. I heard that the boss had a wife, but he had a strange temper and beat her away. Then I can't find a woman. The boss is also a smart person, and sometimes he brings back women with mental disorders. Because eating by yourself is a problem, there is no spare money to raise a wife! They all ran away. A man whose penis fell to the law has never touched a woman because he is ugly and has no money.

Therefore, the old bachelor is poor in economy, long in difference, fun and selfish, mixed with sunshine. This also sounded the alarm for the single young people now. If you learn the lifestyle of an old bachelor, you are also an old bachelor.

I've seen it. I'm a bachelor, and now I'm dead. I have summed up that there are three main reasons why they are single: poverty of the times, physical disability and inaction, mentality and personality. Some are just for one, and some are all three.

I am Sangong, my grandfather's brother. I have two sons. Once, I just had an abortion with my father. My name is uncle, and the other is uncle, two years younger than my father. Because of his poor family, Sangong Sanlao died young. I have never met him. His uncle was blind from childhood and depended on him for support. No girl wants to marry him because he is poor. Uncle could have married him, but he was impatient, reckless and drank good wine.

My fourth uncle, my grandfather's youngest brother, has a son, my name is sixth uncle, and I am also poor. My fourth uncle and my sixth uncle live alone, but my sixth uncle is lazy, his father and son are at odds, and they often quarrel constantly, which gives people a bad impression. My father and son are also good at drinking. They often get drunk. Who would marry such a person? Less than forty, Sixth Uncle died of illness and was sent to the hospital for burial by his father and his third uncle.

Martial arts that are not close to me, just worship a family. His third son became a bachelor, not because he was poor and physically disabled, but because of his eccentric mentality and personality. All three were college students in the 1950s, with diplomas and jobs, so they were considered great people. As far as I know, one has a very serious "cleanliness addiction", one is always single-minded, unreasonable, caring, one is arrogant and always looks down on people. Rural people don't analyze so much. When these problems appear, it depends on fate, bad feng shui and so on. There are many jokes and stories about them, which can be written into many humorous jokes to entertain people and become jokes that people relish after dinner.