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How scary is Teddy?

Since you have asked such a question, you must have met something very angry.

There is a teddy in my house. It came into my house with my wife when I got married. Now she is almost 2 years old.

This happened when I was a child, when I was ugly and stingy. . .

When I first came, I was actually very dishonest, especially naughty and screaming. Whenever someone passes by the door, I will bark. No matter how to stop it, it is useless. As long as a friend comes to visit, he can basically call his friend out from the moment he enters the house. . . I still have a headache when I think about it. . .

After that, the difficult process began. Every time we perform, whenever we meet an outsider in a narrow place, we will stop and pick it up and let the other person pass first. The wider place will walk around, and we will lift its head back when we meet children and parents. Usually as long as it barks, we ignore it and pretend to be angry. Slowly, it began to understand that we didn't like it, and gradually it stopped barking. It took more than half a year, and there was no way. None of us have scientific experience in keeping pets. Although the process is very long, fortunately, we have successfully corrected its bad habits.

That's it now ~

Teddy is not scary. What is terrible is that there is an uneducated master.

Dogs have a long history as human pets. After long-term domestication and careful cultivation by modern experts, all kinds of dogs have basically lost their wildness. If it is really like the word "terrible" used in the topic, then I don't think VIP variety should be handed down from generation to generation.

It is said that Teddy is smart, and the intelligence of dogs is mainly reflected in the speed of understanding and obeying the master's instructions. However, in the dog world, there is no right or wrong between good and evil, beauty and ugliness. To put it bluntly, what makes the owner happy is what he can do, and what makes the owner unhappy is what he can't do, as simple as that.

Before answering this question, I read other people's answers and found that people who hate Teddy (VIP) don't know, because their pets have done something wrong, and their owners even encourage or only give symbolic education about that wrong thing. In the final analysis, it is not the dog that hates, but its owner. This kind of owner's behavior is extremely irresponsible, at least in my opinion, it is a bit "love TM!" The meaning of.