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Who knows where the whole text of this article by FACE/OFF author Wei Minglun has been copied? Don't answer it.
A few days later, the trafficker and the trafficker head had a private discussion in the corner.
traffickers <; /strong> Boss, congratulations on getting rich.
traffickers <; /strong> * * *, how is the market?
traffickers <; /strong> I sold more than a dozen "animals" these days, and I always sold them at this price.
(sleeve trading)
Traffickers < /strong> Kittens and puppies, there is not much oil and water. I think we should just let go of our hands and feet and lead the fat pig of a big family.
traffickers <; /strong> Kidnapping?
traffickers <; /strong> Put it mildly, "please". As long as you can "invite" a fat little baby, the price ...
Traffickers < /strong> Be a hundred dog dolls!
floating on the water (calling in) dog baby!
grandpa gowa (inside)!
floating (calling) boats on the water approach the dock, have dinner and have a rare tooth sacrifice!
traffickers and traffickers retire.
Music, gongs and drums are cheerful, and dogs and dolls are floating on the water and dancing in boats.
floating on the water (singing)
ah! A river wind-
fishermen sing late, ancient temples ring bells,
birds return to their nests, ducks return to their sheds, and
flocks of children take their young home.
My family lives in a boat, and
I drift and park the reeds.
dock, tie cables, cook and set meals.
The dog baby wears new clothes, eats sweetly, pours wine and vegetables for the elderly, and works diligently in Aauto Quicker. Floating on the water, drinking lyrical.
Floating on the water (singing)
Reed flowers, Chinese Pulsatilla,
Toast me three cups.
In the past, it was cold at dusk.
Today, I laugh at the sunset red.
with sunshine and good wind,
the young and the old meet by chance.
Call grandpa, call grandpa,
Sweet and happy.
Thirty years to reunite my family dream,
Sing children's songs with my grandson-
I am rejuvenated,
rejuvenated!
Old people accompany young people, clap hands, dance and sing children's songs.
Gouwa (singing)
Zhang while the iron is hot, Li while the iron is hot,
Give a pair of scissors to my sister.
the dog has no sister,
scissors are for grandpa.
Grandpa asked me to stay on the boat, and
Lotus leaves floated in the small boat.
Floating on the water (playing boat-rocking games with children) Haha ...
Dog Baby (singing)
Lotus boat, shake and shake,
shake to Waipo Bridge.
Waipo Bridge is flooded,
I can't see my grandmother but the bridge!
bad karma's dog doll is not wanted,
My kind grandfather holds it in his arms.
floating on the water (cuddling the child) has a sweet mouth, haha ... (Looking back on the children's song: "Scissors to send my sister" and no sister! "Shake to Waipoqiao" has no grandmother! Dogway, where is your home?
gowa <; /strong> My home is here, grandpa.
floating on water < /strong> I mean, where is your hometown?
gowa <; /strong> The water flooded and everything was gone.
what's your last name, dog doll?
gowa <; /strong> My father said, my last name is Gou.
floating on water < /strong> Your dad? The man who sold you the other day will be your father. Hum, how can a father sell his son without tears? He is full of business. He is a personal trafficker. (rolling up the child's sleeve) Look, it's black and blue, and you can't beat the animals like this! Bitter gourd, you are so miserable by those black-hearted radishes!
Grandpa Gouwa (sobbing) ...
Gouwa floats (soothes) on the water, hitting you and hurting grandpa's heart. Grandpa is a kind-hearted, and your luck changed when you met me. From now on, you are my grandson. Who dares to bully you again, grandpa? I'll give it my life! (impulsive, coughing)
Gouwa (busy giving the old man a back rub) Grandpa, father-in-law ...
Floating on the water <; /strong> Beat it gently, then gently ...
Gouwa <; /strong> Does it hurt?
floating on water < /strong> It doesn't hurt. It itches.
gowa <; /strong> I'll tickle you.
floating on water < /strong> Ok, dig up a little, come down a little, that's right, comfortable, so comfortable ...
Music starts slowly, floating on the water, enjoying family fun, and pulling up family talk.
floating on water < /strong> Gouwa, Grandpa is also from bad karma. Grandpa's grandfather didn't leave a field corridor, but only a boat. He didn't stay in an inn, ran to the dock to save money, and I drifted on the water all my life. When I was young, I married a woman and gave birth to a son ...
Dogway < /strong> Where have your wife and son gone?
floating on water < /strong> Alas, my son died of smallpox, and Vivi alone had long been broken. Wife, I am poor and ran away with a wild man. Well, fortunately, I didn't pass on my face-changing skills to her, and I swore that I would never fight with women again. Bah, woman's house, jinx, fuck 33!
Gouwa (stop scratching when it shakes) ...
Floating on the water <; /strong> Hey, why don't you dig?
Gouwa (covering up) me, I'm tired of digging.
floating on water < /strong> Don't be exhausted. Come and have a rest. (holding the child in his arms)
Gouwa (snuggling) Grandpa, that's very kind of you.
floating on water < /strong> Grandpa treats you well, which is hopeful for you. Grandpa is old, and the older he gets, the more afraid he is. I'm afraid I'll cut off my cigarettes, and I'm afraid I'll cut off my ancestral skills, so I won't accept you as my grandson. Grandpa gave you his heart and taught you how to change your face. I hope you can carry on the family line for me.
Grandpa Gouwa (Joy), I want to learn to change my face. Please teach me.
floating on water < /strong> Ok, I'll teach you a few formulas first, remember: a unique skill is passed down from family to family.
gowa <; /strong> It's a unique skill in the family.
floating on water < /strong> Pass it on inside, not outside, pass it on to children, not to women!
gowa <; /strong> Pass it on inside but not outside, pass it on to children ... Female ...
Floating on the water < /strong> Remember clearly ..... if a woman betrays her ancestors ... she will be struck by lightning ...
The water drifts on and yawns, gradually turns to gibberish and dozes off. The dog baby is light and easy to get out of the arms of the old man, childlike and lyrical about the moon.
Gouwa (singing)
When the moon goes, so do I,
I make friends with the moon.
Let me give you a whisper-
I'm a young girl!
I'm happy and worried.
My little girl met a good old man.
I'm afraid to say what's on my mind.
I'm afraid grandpa will throw me away!
The moon goes, but I won't go.
I part with the moon.
after the moon hides in the dark clouds,
I'd like to stay in the boat.
the music is on the string, and the water is drifting with sleepy eyes.
floating on water < /strong> Dog, what are you doing?
gowa <; /strong> Grandpa, I am looking at the moon.
floating on water < /strong> Go to bed early, you have to catch a show tomorrow, and go to bed quickly ...
Hey, hey, where are you going?
gowa <; /strong> Go ashore to pee, so that you can sleep well.
floating on water < /strong> You don't have to go ashore, just stand at the bow and rush into the river. Dogway couldn't pee standing up, so she crept out of the boat while the old man was snoring, and pushed aside the reeds to find a convenient place. I suddenly found something in the grass and stepped back in horror.
Gouwa (cry for help) snake! There are snakes!
floating on water < /strong> Snakes!
He jumped up on the water, saved the accident suddenly, flew ashore to rescue the children, struggled with the snake at all costs, grabbed the tail of the snake and threw it into the grass. Just visible and picked up the child. Jumped on the bow, panting, busy caring for the dog baby.
floating on water < /strong> Did the snake bite you? Where did it hurt?
Gouwa (in shock) No, no, it scared me to death!
Floating on the water (taking a long breath), Amitabha, bless my grandson! (Blame) I told you not to go ashore, so why didn't you listen ... (Suddenly I felt a pain in my wrist and found myself injured) Ouch, I was bitten by a snake, but it didn't hurt at first, but it hurt later! (quickly sucking poison with his mouth)
Gouwa < /strong> Grandpa, grandpa, it's all my fault ...
Float on the water (spit out poison) Come on, turn on the lamp and bring the wine! The dog baby holds the lamp and the wine bowl. Take a swig on the water and spray it on the wrist wound for disinfection. Tear off a corner of the clothes, light the cloth with a lamp, and put it into a bowl.
float on the water (command) dog baby, pee!
Dogway (Zheng) urinates?
floating on water < /strong> Boy urine, mixed with cloth ash, ancestral prescription, detumescence and detoxification! Piss! Unbutton your pants and pee in the bowl!
Gouwa (caught off guard, lost her strategy, and instinctively covered her pants and retreated) No, no ...
Floating on the water (suspicious, like realizing something, urging sharply) What's wrong with you? Piss on me!
Gouwa (forced to cry) Me, I'm a woman!
floating on water < /strong> Ah! (suddenly realize, re-examine tomboy, hands shaking with anger) Lao tze's eyes are blind! The wine bowl shattered and the lights went out. In the dark, Chuanjiang's chant without words was roared in the distance ...
The sky was overcast and the river was full of worries and waves. The wound on the wrist floating on the water has been hastily bandaged, sitting on the shore and smoking cigarettes. The dog boy waited nervously for the old man to choose with guilt.
gowa <; /strong> Grandpa ...
who is your grandpa? Lao tze empty joy! (reprimand) You acted as a fake at an early age, colluded with traffickers and cheated my Jianghu.
Gouwa (intermittently distinguishing) I'm not a liar. I've been sold for seven times, and they all think I'm a woman and sell me as an animal ... I'm afraid to say it, and you sold me, too.
floating on water < /strong> I won't sell you, but I won't keep you either A boy is a treasure, a girl is a grass, so I want a treasure instead of grass. This is travelling expenses, and this is dry food. Here you are. Go find your own way.
floating on the water to send money and food, trying to untie the cable and board the boat. The dog called to kneel down and hugged the old man's hind legs and cried. The river whimpered, to have their say.
The voice of the intercessor (in-the-act endorsement)
The little soul is damaged,
Children's words complain and children's voices mourn-
Dog Baby (singing)
Never, never,
Don't throw your daughter into the womb by mistake!
you shouldn't be born in a poor village!
there shouldn't be a big flood!
being abducted, being sold,
being ridden, being trampled ...
I see everyone has a bad conscience!
whipping animals to climb the cliff.
I didn't expect that there were good people in the world.
Grandpa appeared and smiled.
treat me as a human being,
kiss and stick to your heart.
I can't bear to part with this feeling!
I can't stop loving you!
The geese and geese are lined up in the sky,
You can't tear your clothes apart!
Good Goose Goose, come here quickly-
Help the dog doll to intercede!
people who help others (jump out)
ah!
have a word for her,
come to the stage behind the scenes!
The audience was also sad,
asking the old man to keep the girl! (Retirement)
Floating on the water (singing)
The old man's heart is not an iron stone,
He lingers on whether to stay or lose ...
Dog doll (catching a glimmer of hope and singing Allegro)
I am more diligent than a boy doll, and
I can do rough work and lift.
I go down to the river to help you wash your bedding,
I cook and chop dry firewood ...
You only add a pair of chopsticks to your desk,
I'm not greedy and picky about vegetables,
I learn my skills and listen to my arrangements ...
Grandpa-
It's worthwhile for you to have a filial granddaughter!
floating on the water (singing)
pathetic and lovely,
so clever and good,
making people cry!
Wipe the doll on your back ... (Just look at the sky and think twice)
Wild geese are flying in the sky,
Smoke from kitchen chimneys is curling up on the balcony.
where are my cigarettes now?
shame the ancestral tablet of the ancestral temple.
Only by raising children can we have offspring.
Girls are extroverted and invite disaster.
when things have to be done,
let it go quickly.
Don't blame the old man-
Preference for boys has been around since ancient times!
As soon as my heart drifted across the water, I stamped my foot and kicked the girl away, jumped into the boat, supported it lightly, and the boat was like an arrow and headed downstream.
Gowa chased the boat along the river bank, stepped into the shallow water and called for Grandpa. The water reached her knees, and the waves surged to her waist ...
Looking back, the girl was floating in the water!
floating on water < /strong> Dead girl, don't die!
The old man swore, but he acted decisively-throwing himself into the river to save lives! Artists are nicknamed floating on the water, and they are extremely skilled at making waves.
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