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Singing the beautiful songs of our lives.
In heaven, it's not a kiss. It has the sun, the moon and stars. The shuttle between the sun and the moon makes people old and takes away many people in the world.
You said near, not near. Everything grows like gold. How many years have you fought for fame and fortune? Look at the new grave, and then look at the old grave.
Parents, parents don't kiss. Parents cannot live forever. A room full of children can't stay, and a handful of loess rain and tears keep coming.
It is said that sons are not relatives, and people leave grass and roots for future generations. Eight carried a big sedan chair to marry a daughter-in-law and gave her son to her father-in-law.
Speaking of relatives, relatives are not relatives. Money is only a relative. One day this day is too poor, and the rich will not go to the door of the poor family.
Friends are close, friends are not close. Friends are from Lu Yu. If the heart is weak, the snake will swallow the elephant, and a friend will be the enemy.
You said that the brothers are close, the brothers don't kiss, and they will split up if they are noisy. Brother is like a jackal and brother is like a tiger, which will add three points to my face.
Say that the husband is close, the husband is not close, and find a lover outside the wife. You get sick after flirting, and you have to get a divorce when you go home.
Speaking of daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law doesn't kiss, but finds a lover behind her husband's back. She was so bored with that handsome boy that she completely forgot what Zhang Wenshun thought.
Speaking of honey, honey is not a kiss. You took out the treasure and she gave her life. After Ma Chao died, all her gold was gone. She left it in front of Zhang Wenshun's door.
Kiss, the audience kisses, and the audience actors are heart to heart. I remember an old saying in my early years that a gentleman does not raise artists.
Yesterday, I came to Saibei in the snowstorm, and today I am in the south of the Yangtze River.
I advise you, don't let yourself be occupied by wine, money and wealth, and don't get involved in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. If you have nothing to do, go to the cross talk party and listen to two cross talks for fun.
Clench your fists and hold hands. I wish you all the best.
-making money treasure, fighting for gold every day.
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