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Yuan Daying's Classic Lines in Fire of Basketball
Yuan Daying: So ... is he at home? Li Ziping: My father passed away.
Yuan Daying: Ah, what a coincidence! My grandmother died, so did your father. Li Ziping: My father has been dead for many years.
Yuan Daying: So ... you won. My grandmother just died.
2. Yuan Daying: Hello, my uncle is Yuan Daying. Du Fei: Uncle Ben?
Yuan Daying: Benshan is my uncle. Du Fei: Benshan people?
Yuan Daying: Hey, I grew up on a mountain, so this mountain man is my uncle. what do you think? Any comments? Duffy: No.
3. Yuan Daying said to Dongfang Xiang, "Stop here! You may not have heard who I am, but it doesn't matter. Let me get this straight. I may be on the basketball court, and I can share spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, even slightly better than you. Hey, hey, hey, how about this … except that you lose and join the basketball team, if I lose, I'll treat you to a bowl of beef noodles with eggs? Haha, half-gluten and half-meat beef noodles convinced you. I told you, you are easy to get along with Isn't it, brother? "
4. Dongfang Xiang: Do you really want to fight with me?
Yuan Daying: Not really. It's just that my uncle often watches you play ball on TV and wants to try his own strength …
Dongfang Xiang: OK. See you at Houshan Gymnasium after school today.
Yuan Daying: So you should join the basketball team. Yeah!
Zhan Jieer: Wait a minute ... What do you want to fight with him? One-on-one basketball Yuan Daying: Yes.
Zhan Jieer: This is simply asking for trouble. Yuan Daying: Exactly. Tell him not to, but he just won't listen.
Zhan Jieer: I mean you want to die.
3. Handsome and young ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
the second group
1. Yuan Daying: There is a bug in the Far East, pay attention to …, there is a bug in the Far East (other students are staring at the eagle), the bug in the Far East is his descendant (other students are leaving the classroom), there is a bug in the Far East, there is a toilet, there is a toilet, there is a bug in the Far East. His name is oriental bug. Let's sing together. [Descendants of the Dragon Adapted from Oriental Worm]
Dongfang Xiang: Listen carefully. If an extra game can shut you up, I will. But if you lose, you will disappear in front of me forever, do you hear me?
Yuan Daying: He agreed, and so did the oriental worm.
Although we are not very familiar with each other, we should have some respect! (People who often watch entertainment programs should be familiar with this sentence ~)
Episode 3
1. Yuan Daying: Principal! You really don't want to talk about it. Li Ziping: It's right to say which pot is not open.
Yuan Daying: Are your idioms better than mine? Li Ziping: God, he is crazy. Is it a pot or a pot?
2. The eagle appeared on the iron shelf behind the coach and was accidentally caught by the eagle when preparing (the background music was accompanied by birds singing ~ ~).
3. Jay helped the eagle's injured hand ~ ~ ~ Eagle OS: She touched me ... She touched me ... She actually took the initiative to touch me ~ (dumbfounded and happy expression, super cute! ) start shaking ~ ~ ~ ~
Jieer: "Eagle, are you all right? You are shaking. " Eagle OS: "Wrong, my heart is twitching."
Jieer: "Eagle, you are shaking badly. Are you all right? " Eagle OS: "OK ... OK ... Great!" "
Jill: Eagle, can you hear me? Eagle: "I not only heard, but also saw."
(The picture appears, this episode is my personal favorite, Cupid Eagle! Shoot the bow and arrow of love! Super cute)
4. Li Bi: Yuan Daying.
Yuan Daying: Me?
Li Bi: Come with me!
Yuan Daying: What?
Li Bi: Show me the ball.
Yuan Daying: What? Let's go W, you underestimate me.
Li Bi: Cut the crap and vote quickly.
Yuan Daying: OK, heroes are not afraid of low birth, I vote. Look at this. At this point, 1 Yuan Daying has already stood on the free throw line. It is widely circulated in the basketball circle that Yuan Daying is an unprecedented sharpshooter in the history of basketball. Now he's watching basketball frame, which is a really exciting moment.
Li Ying is going to copy Yuan Daying.
Yuan Daying: What are you doing? You are violent.
Li Bi: Are you going to vote or not?
Yuan Daying: I voted, I voted. Yuan Daying is now slowly lifting the ball, ready to throw it out, and the focus of the audience is on him alone.
Li Bi: What the hell are you ...
Yuan Daying: I voted. Give me a little feeling. Hit people. Yeah, you. Now he's ready to throw, ready to throw, all the audience stand up, he's ready to throw, throw … the audience has begun to cheer, it's a hollow ball … a hollow ball …
Li Ying slapped Yuan Daying on the head.
What? Lost to Dongfang Xiang in all aspects, except basketball.
The fourth episode
1. Xiangxiang, look ~ (Why do I always feel that he is calling himself ... Xiangxiang ...) It's time for my performance!
The kidnapper of Dongfang Xiang hit Yuan Daying on the head with a stick, and then the song "Kao, yo" sounded. )
I'm not good at being a child, and being beaten is first-rate.
(08/8/ 19 Entertainment Zhong Bai Pig also said that he felt that this paragraph was insulting to Russia ~ It really felt the same as me ~ Haha ~ This is called a heart ~)
3. Yuan Daying: Hey ... Two infinite deities: You're welcome.
Yuan Daying: Who wants to thank you? This is your promise. What do you want?
Yuan Daying: It died when you came back to talk ... (sweating ...)
I'm telling you, you can't tell anyone. My grandmother actually worked as a bodyguard in the Qing Palace. He is an unparalleled martial arts player. I have been practicing martial arts with him since I was a child. Ha ~ ~ ~ ha ~ ~ My golden shirt has reached 90% maturity, and I still need an achievement to be invulnerable.
People like me, who are good at cooking, good-hearted, handsome and good at playing ball, are not easy to find ~ ~
Episode 5
1. Li Ying: Dongfang Xiang, tell me why it is called a wolf.
Dongfang Xiang: Wolf has the most species among all wild animals. It can compete with its opponents who are several times stronger than it. Even dare to face the hunter who killed it and look him in the eye.
Yuan Daying: Oh ~ ~ What's cooler is yet to come. I tell you, as long as we five wolves appear together and stand side by side on the court, the audience will be scared and the audience will be scared out of my wits. Really invincible, things will change. Five wolves that have been rumored for a long time in the Jianghu! Ah Wu ~ ~ It's so cool and terrible. (W slaps it and the eagle hides) Gnome male-",I prepared it for you (W slaps it again). ...
2. Li Ying: Eagle, it's your turn.
Yuan Daying: Well ... (seriously, patting W on the shoulder) You made the right choice. Ok, now the main force is on me. Escort me for a change. Shit ... Andy Lau's upper body ...
Li Ying: Shut up!
3. Look at my talons, XXXXX (the opponent passes the ball out). You are a thief. How can you pass the ball when I'm talking? That's rude. I will ignore you. (escape)
What, a diversion? You are so cruel! (escape)
The eagle is ready to move, and the next step is the shooting of the sun by Hou Yi.
Tiger and crane are double-shaped, civet cats are exchanged for princes, and ei and Zhang Ma are also stealing the sky (cutting the ball).
4. Yuan Daying: Who gave us courage on the court? Thunderbolt Wolf 4: Brothers!
Yuan Daying: Who gave us confidence on the court? Thunderbolt Wolf 4: Brothers!
Yuan Daying: Who will support us on the court? Thunderbolt Wolf 4: Brothers!
Yuan Daying: I have a brother! All: absolutely invincible!
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