Funny sentence connotation joke

1. Come, I believe you won't leave; Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came.

The desolate world is chaotic, so don't talk nonsense in front of me.

3. Confusion is always temporary, and the road you choose is lifelong.

Life is like a road, you have to walk out of the most prosperous scenery from the most desolate journey.

5. deskmate I really envy you for having such a good deskmate as me. It's a blessing to my predecessors.

6. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.

7. I'm trying not to delay, not to keep, not to cherish things that can bring laughter and glory to our lives.

8. Do you think this is the low point of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

9. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

10. If a girl says she is cold, hug her. If you don't agree, you will have a girlfriend.

1 1. I hope you don't feel useless, at least you can annoy others.

12. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

13. Be my girlfriend. I'm willing to do cattle and horses for you, as long as you give me grass.

14. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

15. How to explain your fatness gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

16. Although I am not good at math, I will still write my domineering solution on my homework.

17.Iphone is too difficult to buy. I tried it many times, but when I paid, it always showed that the balance was insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

18. Let me get this straight. If you are not my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

19. If a boy's mobile phone wallpaper is you and all his social passwords are told to you, then you can take his money and go.

20. Life will get better and better, and future boyfriends will become more and more handsome.

2 1. At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.

22. I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

We always enlighten others, but we can never get rid of our own troubles.

24. The revolution will be successful before the villains work hard.

25. Sometimes, I really want to get sick so that people can care about me.

Don't take my love for you as an excuse to hurt me, and don't forget that I can leave at any time.

27. Don't blame your sisters for not being human, just blame you for not being human.

28. The less things you have in your mind, the more tricks you have in your mind.

29. Internet Cafe Tip: The Internet speed in this Internet Cafe is too fast. Please fasten your seat belt.

30. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

3 1. 1 1 days ago, there was a recharge activity in an internet cafe, and it returned to 200 on 100. Our school is basically male, and there were many people in those days. When I came back in November, the Nima Internet Cafe was gone, and a hot pot restaurant was being renovated there. The school steamed bread sold like crazy that month.

32. Go and meet the people you meet while you are alive, because there is no chance when you are dead.

33. Previously: first-class students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students were employed; Now: first-class students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take the postgraduate entrance examination.

34. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

35. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!

36. If you can't control your mouth or lose weight this winter, you will have a very foreign English name-Fred? Is it round or not?

37. Why do you want your mobile phone to have high pixels? Do you think you are ugly enough?

38. Back to the sun, a shadow; Facing the sun, the sun is shining.

39. Love is like a battery, there is always a dead time!

40. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

4 1. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

42. The three most difficult things in life are keeping secrets, forgetting the trauma and making full use of leisure.

43. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

44. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

45. The person you can't forget most is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

Venus in the eyes of optimists is beautiful, Venus in the eyes of pessimists is disabled, and Venus in the eyes of realists is beautiful and disabled.

47. The most painful thing in the world is to drink a bottle of dichlorvos and find that the bottle cap says "another bottle".

48. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

49. When the leader of the Commission for Discipline Inspection entered the elevator, a beautiful woman's breasts clung to her back. Leaders itch and enjoy the short-term beauty. I got on the bus and found my wallet lost. Epiphany: Damn, after so many years of discipline inspection, I knew that there must be economic problems behind the style problem!

50. You are a glass of water, which is very good. Although the caliber is small, it has depth. Don't pour it into the plate. The surface looks much wider, but without depth, it will flow on the surface.

5 1. Ten years of life and death are two boundless, I don't think about it, I am unforgettable, I am a lonely soul, and I have nowhere to talk.

52. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

53. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

54. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

55. Admit your mistakes and never change.

56. People with deep karma are always looking at the shortcomings and deficiencies of others. People who practice really never look at other people's shortcomings and deficiencies.

57. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I don't understand why the world is sad and why everyone I see is crying.

If a man doesn't have that ability, don't think that his woman is pregnant with someone else's child.

6 1. Nothing in this world is reliable, only I can rely on it. Abbreviation: shit ...

62. You don't have to think of me when you are happy, but you must remember to contact me when you are sad. Let me share your pain and take away your troubles. I just want to have you like this

63. People who have no reference in life are poor; People who choose the wrong reference are sad.

64. I am short of money and women, but I am not wicked!

I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

67. I don't know if it's right or wrong. Whether it's right or wrong, I just want to be with you and wait for the sun to come out. Without water, you are my water; Without food, I am your food. We always believe in the same God and love the same destiny. Falling in love with you, I have the softest part in the world.

68. We all love ourselves too much. Two people who love themselves too much can't be together.

69. Haizi: It will always be like this. Behind the wind is the wind, above the sky is the sky, and in front of the road is the road

70. You get nothing, because I have nothing.

7 1. A tree will die if it is not skinned. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

72. In high school, the class teacher's surname was Huang, and we called him Dahuang secretly. Playing with you in class on New Year's Day is better than I expected. The game has reached a white-hot stage, and the last question is Tibetan mastiff. The students in group A made a dog gesture. Finally, a classmate happily pointed to the class teacher and shouted: I know, I know, it's rhubarb! It's rhubarb! Then, no then.

73. There are frequent scandals in Wuhan University. I don't know if this counts. Wuhan University has a Zhouyi class, and the teacher comes in with a compass. I walked around the classroom in a trance. Then, spit out a sentence: classmates, today is not suitable for class, after school!

74. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

75. A woman doesn't need to fall in love with her country, but only needs a man to devote his life to her.

76. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted a computer. What did you say was missing?

77. It is a sin for a beautiful woman to live in front of her eyes.

78. I heard from a friend that she and her husband went to buy milk powder for the baby. The waiter introduced a new product, saying it was the same as breast milk. So a friend asked her husband what he thought. Her husband said quickly, I haven't tried. How do I know?

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

80. Don't despise each other so much, you accidentally dropped yourself.

8 1. There is a kind of love that makes me indifferent, and there is a kind of love that makes me unlucky.

82. Play when you should, and close your heart when you should. Don't let yourself play too crazy.

83. Some memories are always fixed in those sweet smiles.

84. Don't pretend to be nice to me. I should have known your hypocrisy.

85. After loving you, I finally understand how happy I am without loving you.

86. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero.

87. My wife deliberately put on lipstick and kissed my clothes! The next day, the wine woke up and my wife was very angry: What were you doing outside last night? Look at this lipstick print! I saw it and smiled! Wife: You made a mistake and laughed! Me: Honey, don't be ridiculous. Who else has such a big mouth but you?

88. Life has taught me; Love, but don't love too much; Pay, but remember to leave some for yourself; Strive hard, but still know how to give up; Crying but still moving forward.

89. Charming people will be valued under any circumstances.

90. Don't be infatuated with me. If you want to fall in love, you should definitely fall in love. I won't refuse you easily.

9 1. I met you, maybe it was God's arrangement, and everything was so natural. You came from the crowd and looked me up and down with deep eyes until my face turned red. You said simply: fortune telling is not.

92. The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

93. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss.

94. Women must understand and remember that men, regardless of age, love beautiful women.

95. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

96. Pig's four wishes: The fences around him fell down and the feed fell into the sky. All butchers in the world are dead, and everyone in the world believes in Buddhism.

97. People who make money work hard, such as cows eating grass, milking to make money, and people who spend money, such as rabbits eating grass, toss about food and grass. I wish you all the best and have fun making money and spending money!

98. My girlfriend's parents are superstitious and want her to break up with me. Say that your five elements are incompatible? No, say I have no five senses.

99. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.

100, I've been much better since I got mental illness!