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Women are clingy and nagging.
Wen: I'm Su Yan.
Think about it, when the creator created creatures, he really made great efforts to create two completely different individuals, Yin and Yang, and endowed them with different missions, so that they can further develop in the process of gradual development and have completely different ways of thinking and life realm. This makes men and women not only have different body organs, different behaviors, different types of work and different ways of thinking.
Men and women don't understand each other, don't understand each other, don't like each other and have conflicts with each other, which is most manifested in marriage and family. In daily life, there is no deep communication between men and women. It is purely a friendship between men and women. Men show men's strength, atmosphere and handsomeness, while women show women's softness, gentleness and carefulness, as if there is nothing to argue about. On the contrary, men are willing to show their masculinity in front of women, and women are also willing to show their tenderness and consideration in front of men. Men and women have a harmonious relationship and appreciate each other.
In a group of people, there will be a man and a woman who meet and have different feelings, and then show their most beautiful side through the continuous opening like a peacock. The other person in the eyes of the other person is the most beautiful person in the world. They can't wait to walk into the marriage hall and wear a pair of pants every day.
Immersed in marriage for a long time, men and women took off their beautiful decorative shells and frankly revealed their true colors. In the past, the white rose in men's eyes turned into white rice grains stuck to clothes, and the red rose in men's eyes turned into mosquito blood on the wall. Similarly, in the eyes of women, Oba with long legs has also become a pig. She only knows how to eat and sleep, and the oil bottle is too lazy to help. Cigarette butts and ashes are thrown everywhere, and she stinks on the woman's bed without washing her face or feet. The worst thing is that he often goes home after eating. The drunkard's intention is not to drink, but to become a heavenly king, Lao Zi, who is not afraid of anything. He treats women as maids, tells them what to do, and even finds fault with them, as if this woman is the only one in the world who is the most unbearable, and really shouldn't have killed herself by marrying him.
Women are naturally angry, but a war broke out. In the blink of an eye, smoke billowed in the room, and there were smoke everywhere, swearing, crying, shouting, and the sound of smashing doors and windows, which made the neighbors uneasy.
At this time, the man in the woman's eyes turned into a pile of smelly shit, and the woman couldn't wait to smash it with a shovel and throw it into the pigsty to let the pig live. Women hate men until their roots itch. What wicked things did they do in their last life? In this life, the world reported that they married such a bad man and regretted it.
Women in men's hearts are actually not much better. Because everyone, big or small, is like a talkative fly, buzzing nonstop. He was too tired to listen and hid in the study in his bedroom. However, a woman is like a sticky piece of chewing gum, and then, one mouth seems to swallow a person, and one disgusting word jumps out. The man has hatred in his heart, and he especially wants to pick up the woman and throw it from the windowsill.
The woman who has been nagging around the man makes the man very angry. The man pulls the woman aside bitterly and wants to go out and escape. This time, the woman quit, dragging the man with a snot and tears, and began to play the bitch trick of crying and hanging herself: OK, how dare you hit me. My parents raised me and they didn't help me at all. How dare you hit me? I'm already dead. I want your parents to see their well-born son.
In the war, the adults of two families were invited to uphold justice in the middle of the night. Enlightened adults scold each other, and it is wrong to blame each other narrowly. In the end, it often happens that they quarrel until they get divorced. Both men and women are pointing at each other's noses with remorse. Why do they want to spend their lives with such a man with a lantern? Unless they are angry, their eyes are moldy, or they are blinded by each other.
Divorced and remarried men and women think that they can start over and finally find the right person and live happily for a lifetime. Unexpectedly, the new couple have far more problems than the old couple. In the middle of the road, husband and wife get along across the belly, preventing thieves like thieves. In addition, the ex-wife, ex-husband, children and property of the former family are numerous, but there are more conflicts with the shield than before. As a result, men and women who rebuild their families regret what they should not have, and often think of the kindness of their predecessors.
The biggest difference between men and women in China is rationality, sensibility, freedom and comfort. Men socialize outside, mostly at the dinner table, pushing cups for a change, and strangers become good buddies, calling each other brothers and hooking up, which is more open than a mother's own brother. After the excitement at the dinner table, the enthusiasm is still high. Go home and wake up the sleeping woman and continue the enthusiasm ahead. The sleeping woman is awakened, the man who is full of alcohol is talking nonsense, and a big fight at home is inevitable.
In ancient times, women in China were bound by their feet, so they couldn't go out. They can only do needlework and housework at home. In modern times, women, like men, have to go out to earn money, go home to do housework and take care of their children. Men who live in tradition are still like that in front of the shopkeeper. They don't worry about anything but work, but they also add a burden to women. Women can't help but get over it and nag and decompress. If they talk too much, they will annoy men. Fast men can even hit people, and another melee between men and women has begun.
Almost all women don't like men drinking and getting drunk. Almost all men hate women's nagging. Men don't understand women, and women don't understand men. This makes men and women in marriage tell the truth to the judge and live a noisy life.
Think about why a man loves to drink, so let him drink. Drinking is a means of communication for men and a good way to relieve stress. Women nag whenever they like. If she is tired from doing too much, she can let go if she wants to vent. If she is tired, she can nag.
Both men and women should put themselves in each other's shoes. Can this plane still be noisy? Give in, be patient, shrink back, and smile. This is how couples get along.
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