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Kneel down to your boyfriend and say something.
2. Warm is hot, cold is ice. Forgive me for being too clear about love and hate in my life.
There is no need to do unnecessary things and cause unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.
It's not a joke to poke people's pain, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.
5. Girl, you are not working so hard to marry the husband in the secular legend; You are so good, not just to be a mother. You never owe anyone a relationship or a child. You only owe yourself a happy appearance.
6. You just took off your slutty coat and had a spoony addiction.
7. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you.
8. Sometimes reason tells us to do something sober and correct, but feelings run counter to it.
9. Every time I speak so straight, I want to slap the person you treat a little bit, and then say, I hit people so hard, bear with it.
10. Possession is a very strange thing. Even if someone mentions your name, I will be unhappy.
1 1. I can make you rich, or I can make you kneel in the street. /Shuo Shuo/
12. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.
13. When I was a child, I thought there were only two countries in the world: China and foreign countries.
14. If you indulge others too much, others will make you feel worse; If you are too tolerant of others, others will push your luck and hurt you. In fact, most bitches you meet are used to your hobby.
15. The earth is round, but the road is straight. Don't expect to see each other when you leave.
16. What do you want Saint Laurent, Givenchy, Gucci, Chanel, Dior and Lancome to do if an apology helps?
17. You can sleep with others, but you can only call my name at orgasm.
18. It takes the same time to wear 300 yuan's watch and 30,000 yuan's watch; Drinking 30 pieces of wine is the same as drinking 3 thousand pieces of wine, and vomiting is the same; Living in a room of 30 square meters is the same as living in a room of 300 square meters. One day you will understand that the real happiness in your heart can never be given to you by the material world.
19. My dream is to stand at the height admired by thousands of people and look down on those who once looked down on me.
20. After military training, you are not single dog, but a military dog.
2 1. I found a truth. Every time I take a selfie, I feel very good after taking it. After reading it for a while, I will feel ugly and want to die.
22. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.
23. A girl is very clean, her hair is not dyed or hot, she loves sports and games, and she is healthy, cheerful, lovely and generous. You still don't like it. Did your eyes explode?
24. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?
25. Who said he was angry when he was angry? Maybe it's what he's afraid to say.
I know that my ability is not as good as my ambition, so I am working hard.
27. Don't be sensible too early, don't be too involved in this world, don't love too much, don't sleep too late, don't eat too much, don't be too kind to people, and don't trust too much. /p & gt; Complete Brothers' Stories: Who are you when you don't share weal and woe with us, and who are you when you are rich and prosperous?
1. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Share weal and woe, you don't accompany me, you have money, who are you.
2. Put a knife in a brother and a knife in a woman.
My children are my greatest wealth.
4. I've heard of it: fake girlfriend. I didn't realize I had a fake buddy.
Although you are not with me, please protect yourself and don't make me sad.
6, no matter how good the relationship is, you can't go too close. Sometimes your teeth can bite your tongue, don't you think!
7. Stop acting. In fact, I know in my heart that only those people really care about me.
8. After many years, we hope we won't be strangers when we meet-
9. An enemy who wields a knife in front is like a friend who hides a knife behind his back.
10, brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughter-in-law is supreme!
1 1,-It is difficult to draw a tiger skin but a bone. Friends should make friends with heart-to my brother
12, eat big brother, drink big brother and grass big brother at the critical time.
13, beating is pro, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to be kicked. -For my friend.
14, I have a group of brothers. Long time no contact, it's my pleasure to get together.
15, brother, today is my treat! You pay the bill! He pays!
Talk about heartache. Who are you without prosperity?
First, the world makes you black and blue, but the wound will grow wings.
Second, I did something for three minutes, but I loved you for so long.
Third, I learned from my friend that you had sex with her again.
Few people can continue to like you even after being rejected.
Next summer, the classroom will be full of people, but it's a pity that it's not us anymore.
6. Everyone tries to live and live well. It is said that/kloc-the medical expenses of the elderly over 0/0 have been reimbursed.
Seven, G.E.M. G.E.M.'s bubble, is it true that many girls have experienced the lyrics of this song?
Eight, the old vine is faint, and the price of the canteen is rising. My classmate is hungry and thin. When the sun goes down, mom, I want to go home.
Nine, [time began to encourage people who love you to quarrel, desperate to hurt each other, thinking that he understands your heart]
Every time I pay attention to you, I hope you can pay attention to me
Eleven, you are smart enough to play with my brain, secretly smug, but don't know that I have already seen through you and acted with you.
I'm not your mother. Don't disgust me with your weaning voice.
Thirteen, time is changing, and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.
Fourteen, give up, six years of unrequited love, relieved! From the beginning, Xia, we have nothing to do with each other.
15. I especially appreciate those real men who are cold to other girls but stick to their wives in various ways.
Share weal and woe * * * Who are you if you don't accompany prosperity?
I once met someone I liked and gave my whole heart to him.
Eighteen, I told all the lies and you believed them. I love you simply, but you always don't believe me.
Nineteen, anyway, I wish my tears had run out. Isn't it because of you that I shed tears? What else can I say?
Twenty, you like you just because of me, and that's the only reason that makes me humble.
Twenty-one, deleting the person you love most is like cutting your heart with a knife.
Please rest assured that I will look up and smile to satirize those who laugh at me.
Even if we are not related by blood, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else.
24. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.
Twenty-five, I am afraid that the nebula is densely covered, or I should put it on the shelf but I am always worried about being stolen.
I hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner, thinner and thinner.
Twenty-seven, people who don't work hard to create the future and only talk are funny.
I am a stubborn person, because what I cling to, even if the ending is not satisfactory, is worth clinging to.
I am very stingy. I just hope you are good to me and you are good to others.
30. [Your knife pokes at the pain point, and I can't be rational and can't fight back]
A) I have a person who doesn't chase but likes it very much.
Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.
Thirty-two, the old section will leave you, not to mention the current lover.
I don't have many friends, so I cherish you more. This is from the bottom of my heart.
Thirty-four, I finally changed from the original contestant to a bystander.
These days, women are more and more masculine, men are more and more sissy, children are more and more mature, but adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.
Thirty-six, we leave love far away, but forget to clean our hearts, and the residue slowly deteriorates. Finally, I found that loving someone is destroying my original self.
There is always someone whose words can make you sad to death.
Thirty-eight or three years ago, we were together. Three years later, we are still together. I love your husband!
39 seconds is no coincidence, but I've been waiting-
No matter how confused I am at the moment, I will eventually work hard for the life I want.
41. Something too tight will break my hand and hurt.
Forty-two, stay up late, don't have the courage to end the day. Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.
Forty-three, the four basic principles of life: know how to choose, learn to give up, and endure loneliness and temptation.
Forty-four, but I know what you mean. Take comfort.
Forty-five, slowly, slowly, I didn't feel it, slowly, slowly, I was ignored.
46. Forgive me for not getting along well with everyone.
47. If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should they laugh at other girls for their poor figure?
48. You are crazy without you, but I am strong without you.
49. The day before Tomb-Sweeping Day, I took a photo of graduation photo. Why do I want to take pictures?
You may not know that I walked in front of you, but pretend not to see you. Passing by, I looked at your back and said to you, I miss you so much.
Famous sayings of the rich and famous.
Can't stand loneliness. How can we keep prosperity? People who care about the success of a country have an idea of putting the country first, abandoning their families, their wives and everything.
In Shi Sheng's view, only after learning and brainwashing. A country really needs to see some people sacrifice for the latter, but to see the prosperity of the next country, it needs to see the people of the whole country make great efforts to realize that it is not the sacrifice of a few people. You died in front, and some people with children's faces realized that they were worth it. The little enjoyment of the wind is the wealth that real people sacrifice for. -Mo Ling's "Women Dress as Men: The Bad Boss is Poisonous" used the wealth and fame of a talented person to see Lu, in exchange for my eternal liberation. The latter is also worthwhile.
You can escape life and death, but this one can't escape wealth.
Hu's splendor is a cloud of smoke, good age, good clothes, good living and good play. Hu can't stop the passage of time. Time is gone forever.
The rest of my life will be short. I want to spend my life with interesting people.
Don't seek wealth, don't seek icing on the cake, just want to cherish with us, don't seek icing on the cake, just want to live a hundred years with us, but ~ ~ play a role with people, but people and years are faint, but there is no achievement ~ ~, saying that you will have it in your life if you don't get married, and if you get married, you will never be grateful to her for saving your life, instead of living a married life every year. From marriage to marriage, only the wind shows her love. -Chang 'an "female official"
"You so many people are in harmony with each other, and you can enjoy endless prosperity when you come to earth. Can you enjoy endless flowers? " -Legend of Liao Guangyin
I don't seek fame and fortune, but beauty with me.
Don't want wealth, as long as an old friend is very happy, don't live forever. I just want your family to be safe. Haha, no, no. If you want to be a teacher when you are old, you have to suffer. If you want to be a teacher when you are old, you should suffer. If you want to be a good person, you must enjoy wealth when you are old. If you don't have a big heart, you can learn from the west. I am too good at doing things when I come out, and I work too hard when I come out, but I can learn from the West when I come out, and I can learn from the West when I come. Being too old is our greatest sin. -"The Great Sage in the Lonely Studio" presented flowers in front of the Buddha.
"All her distant mountains are great, and it is difficult for her to grow up. Can you say that I am so attached to her distant mountains, that a big official and her son and her distant mountains are like that? If you become a Taoist priest, you'd better have a good year. We don't want to taste it, but we just want to enjoy it and have a property. If you want to be there, I have become a reborn family now. This kind of machine handle is not invented day after day. Can she discuss it in the distant mountains? For example, I want to be beautiful all my life, and I can sleep with my wife and girl all the time. Money can never be spent. Fu Shi ran everywhere, killing ghosts and killing Buddhas, that day. Time and space are different, but it will be a big China.
I'm tired and don't want to be a public servant. Zongzi is only rich, she is the apple of her eye. Zongzi won the hearts of the people, and raising people became the first tool for children to negotiate with the real country. In the end, it became this conquered nation.
I'm martyred here today. I hope I can meet you early in my next life. When I was young, I was not just an ordinary girl. I knew you were an ignorant scholar when I was born. At that time, you must see me when I was young. I went to Taohuayuan country, and I was born with the first peach blossom since I was ten years old. ...........................................................................................
? Just send the machine to you. In this day and age, nothing is lacking. What is missing is most of the light as good as the eagle. Like a wolf, it's better to be like this. Like a bear, have the courage to do the same thing and benefit from it. Like a leopard, relaxed and light. ? Only this is to tell you that you are honest and grateful. Success must belong to you! I hope you can tell her that the doctor wants you to learn and the mechanic wants your car to break down. Only thieves and insurance companies, people also go. We always hope that you will be prosperous for ten years.
Feng shui is mediocre, and folk customs are related to the country's big fight for gold. If it is chivalrous, you can abandon Xiao Shuitian, abandon your family and become everyone. This chivalry is more refined than the Lord, and it is the essence of China's 5,000-year mighty culture.
Gulong's sunken lake is completely unique in the housekeeping of ordinary people's lives. I can hear the sound of boiling water. This sinking lake is irritating, involving the emperor and the court, but it is only a matter of time. People's underwater sounds are rich and powerful. For Gu Long, it is like a ruin. This sinking lake is a perceptual thought, but it is full of qi. It is a collection of heroes and lean men. At the age of one, there are endless drinks, endless loneliness, life and death, friends who have paid a lot of money, tenderness, pain and endless thoughts, all of which are full of chivalry. At the age of one, I am a palace of dreams, a peach blossom garden that no one can find. At the age of one, my pain will always be beautiful in China. -Liang Jiu's Life in Li Jianli is full of brilliance, all for sleeping. It seems fleeting, but the first moment will be between us. Huayou doesn't flood, you only twist a wisp of drunkenness. Weakness comes from the west, and I only take a ladle to drink.
I don't want to marry Ou Zi, Lu Zi, or the emperor.
I just want to spend the rest of my life with the person I like, rich or not, and I want to be with my family. I just want to live with it and say whatever I want. Tianxin has inspiration, and some people say that Tianxin has spirituality. Because the heavenly heart is spiritual, telling the truth and realizing this cognitive method can obtain perfect human nature, and the result is:
1. Thinking is limited to thinking that three-dimensional space is unnatural. It is believed that telling the truth is the only planet on which human beings live, completely denying the existence of other life spaces, and dismissing all theories such as the middle and late self-unknown theories, which are regarded as superstitions or fallacies, making it impossible for people to return to other paths through the development of space. 2. Do not accept the regularity of opposition and neutrality. Many phenomena are not considered accidental, and disasters are caused by people's bad consciousness in their own places where people don't know everything. I don't believe what happened is easy. So everyone laughs at the success or failure of the hero, and doesn't care about saying that I laugh, nor does it consider making any big achievements. 4. Don't believe in the cycle of life. Telling the truth of life and death is the end of life, so we have to admit this existence with a state of conscience, just to be able to go abroad without showing off in real time, and telling the truth of life is a successful life. . -Xuefeng "The Crisis Faced by Mankind Ten Years ago" I can pay attention to a person's palm print. If I meet her, I will take advantage of others, and I can get the palm print just by laughing, so I can infer a person's life, which is also called death, wealth, marriage and so on in the west.
She can't be a person without palm prints ... I can be a person without palm prints. Angry hair means unpredictable fate. The six divisions in Wheel of Karma and Angry Hair are still closed. Anger is life and death, and I can be free at your house. It is not enough for a person to have this orientation in his life, but it is said that it is best to have a poetic orientation.
I think it is poetic to be able to eat. I don't want romance, I don't want wealth, I just want to be open-minded about this couple in the dark. -Tong Xiaobo: "I am from the Han Dynasty, please listen to me. A stranger's head is changed to tattoo silver, and a beauty's whole skin is changed to Lu Shuifeng. After a hundred days, I learned a lot about resin oil, but I haven't learned it yet If it is changed, she can enjoy learning and using. If it is also a day, she has not been able to hold her soul, then you will return to the dust and learn to kill the first pagoda alone. " -"The Soul of a Small Town"
You didn't want to be my brother at first, but you didn't want to be my bodyguard when you were a freshman. Now you can't even do something about your future and prosperity. I believe you will be safe as soon as you get on the bus. -Prayer under the gallows "Mulan is homesick for Big Brother"
Broken dream
Who wants to be happy and sad? Life is like death, who can be stable? How many years do you dream? Bad luck, how to turn sad? Qin Huang Hanwu, you didn't preach hegemony, Wolong came out, and you insisted on using the moon as small as this. Praise the world every day, cross the sea, win or lose, and become lonely. The world is bustling, like clouds gathering and scattering, which makes me calculate and lead my soul around my dreams. Prosperity, can you have fun? It turned out that Zhang Cai succeeded, and the voice in the fly camp was ahead. Ghost, who am I born with? Buddha magic is a demon, and I will be born when I convert? My hair is blue and white, my dreams are broken, and I can't go anywhere! "Glory is only superficial vanity, and it is a journey across the country. The most important thing is your life. " People will say.
"This is not what I heard." If a man is a man, he can mend the wrinkles and open his face. "Under the benefit of the world, not for the country. If a person can become a cheering hero in the dispute between things, more people will listen to bards or recruit officials for hours. The Lord and people in their teens cherish the dream of harmony and bubbles. When people can define themselves as heroes, they will die without you, and they will define themselves and everyone else. I've met many people here. The Lord and the multi-year-old want to come back most months, and stay in the boundary between the Lord and the multi-year-old for those who don't die by themselves. Things come first, so it's convenient to come down. You became an oil like me. It is not surprising that you have this idea, because you must throw away all these unrealistic ideas, as many countries have done for the moon. When you want to think about wealth, you must first have a life to enjoy it; When you want to be an official, it is easy to be a family all your life. If you want to have the Moon of Life, why do you want glory? Used to decorate your tombstone? " -"Elegy on the Edge" In the West, China opened its wealth (excerpt)
A little doer is like a farmer working in gold for a penny in the west. He has been diligent for half his life and doesn't understand wealth. It happened that my country took the opportunity to make peace with me, and the soil was really "fertile". Deep underground mineral deposits make the army rich overnight, as if it were in the middle of a golden rice bowl. So the trajectory of life draws an amazing turning point-seeking another kind of self-expression. It didn't take long for the army to make peace with you. He said to himself, "Why does gold have to learn so much?" It's good to make peace with me. He only has another feeling-greed. Where is the end as the rolling wealth dries up in the western part of gold? British scientists Wei Du Tower and Jackson directed the ether anesthesia technique invented by Morton in 1864. When Morton won the 10000 prize, it took him 20 years to get rid of science and individuals, and it took him 20 years to get rid of the distribution prize. Twenty years is like turning this western achievement into gold. Jing Bie died of suicide and cerebral hemorrhage, and finally ended the quarrel at the west end of the golden throne. What remains is her adulthood, a soul destroyed by money in her study and self-reliance ... The gods and learning in Golden Throne are expected. What the army actually sees is like not thinking about home, and gold comes from gold. -Wen Gu's "Sailing to the West to Be Rich" only summed up two words: the first half of life is rich, and the second half is rich, so that you can enjoy yourself. -"the correct posture of self-abuse"
I want you to wear red makeup in the west and comb your hair in a bun in the army. When you are in France, you will enjoy all the splendor. Going up will only see the beautiful scenery, and protecting you is like worrying about him. However, since I have the right to be behind him and the girls in the grid only like him, I will write the right sentence for you.
Fight to the death for the right,
It was a sweet hug when you left. No matter how rich you are, you will go, and you are poor. In its heart, there will be a me in the future. Otherwise, I'll wake up at my home on the moon. I woke up and walked until it really reached the ground and eliminated the boundaries. Walking really felt sad. "Seven Sages of Bamboo Warming" is a general term for seven things I felt when I lost my country, including Ji Kang, Ruan Ji, Zou, Kan Ke, Fang Ling, Wei Rong and Ruan Xian. On New Year's Eve (240-249), Kevin·Z got together at Zhu Wensheng Pavilion in the then runaway county (now Huixian County, Henan Province), drinking and writing poems, and discussing young children, so he was called the Seven Sages of Zhu Wen.
Zhu Wen's seven sages became her best, separated from each other, while Taoru and Rongwei took refuge in the imperial court, enjoying all the splendor. Zou He's performance can be regarded as a disgrace to the reputation of "seven sages of bamboo temperature", and "seven sages of bamboo temperature" has become a real festival for her to win them over day by day. The Fu of Five Gentlemen, written by Yan in the Southern Song Dynasty, describes the seven sages of bamboo, all of whom felt that they would not be included because they escaped Tao He. Song Mei Yao Chen's "Yi Yunnian to He Zhongzheng" said: "Ruan Ji is concerned about the customs at that time, although it is expensive, he can follow Wei." If you are kind to a person, you can buy off 99% of the people in this world by promising prosperity. However, such people are mostly dispensable. And how to win the favor of those who can't buy wealth? It's actually quite simple. Just listen to them. -"Qianshan"
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