Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I am in a bad mood today. It's funny.

I am in a bad mood today. It's funny.

I don't need anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.

Second, people will change. I always wanted to get rich, but now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

Third, I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

Every time I stare at your beautiful collarbone, I can't restrain my inner impulse, boss, add spice!

Six, other people's stories: give you one million, keep my daughter! My plot: give me10 million, or leave my daughter!

7. Life will make the first half of your life bitter, but as long as you keep on working hard, you will get used to it in the second half.

Even cats and dogs know how to shed their skins when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

10. When you feel particularly charming, you must take a photo to wake yourself up.

Eleven, don't say that you are tired into a dog, the dog is not tired at all, and the dog's life is much happier than yours.

Don't always think about marrying love or money. The reality is that most girls cannot marry love or money. As you thought when you were a child, going to Tsinghua or Peking University is the same.