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Come in and talk about the difference between a wife and a girlfriend.

I declare in advance that I am a copycat:

Girlfriend: She hopes that you will ask her out in a special way, and it is best to get others' envious eyes and convince others that she is attractive. This is the last glory of being a girl. She needs it.

Wife: She has forgotten how long she hasn't asked her out. She has too many things to do. She will be glad that you can go home for dinner. She knows that forever is not sustained by passion.

Girlfriend: She will talk about caring words, which will make you feel moved a lot. She will talk to you about your dreams and future. I hope you can create the future he wants with her. He has tried to give you his heart.

Wife: Your slightest change can't escape her eyes. Her concern will always be misunderstood by you as nagging. Only when we leave, will we feel really unaccustomed without her nagging. Marriage is a habit of getting along for a long time, so that we get along for a long time and even forget each other's existence.

Girlfriend: If you are with other girls, she will definitely be jealous, and will quietly investigate the relationship between you and that girl. The uniqueness of love is even more important to women than to men.

Wife: She can't tolerate your coming home late, and the hair and smell on your clothes can't escape her careful search. Be careful, she may even hire a private detective. But if you look at a beautiful woman in the street, she can be tolerant. She can allow your eyes to betray, but never allow your heart to derail.

girlfriend: she will keep asking you, do you really love me? Giving you her whole life, she needs to be cautious, and then cautious < P > Wife: She rarely even mentions the word love, but you will always feel that she loves you so much.

In a karaoke bar, a man called his girlfriend.

Hey ~ ~ I'm singing. Call me by myself!

For the wife-hey ~ ~ I have something to do, and I will go back later, so

The wife is the original girlfriend, but the wife can also be a girlfriend. When she is ready to get married, the girlfriend will become a wife, and she has already planned to be her girlfriend for life. A girlfriend may not be a wife, but she may become a wife. When she is ready to break up, her girlfriend will be history, and she may be friends, but she will never be a wife! In fact, the relationship between the two is so simple, but there is nothing anyone can do to complicate it. You should be kind to her, because you are lovers, but once you become a wife, you should not only be kind to her, because it is a lifelong thing. You should be tolerant enough to see her advantages and her shortcomings, but he must also be able to do so, otherwise life will be difficult to continue!

don't you have so little confidence in yourself and her? I think that since we are lovers, we should respect each other and trust each other. Without these basics, then I don't think it's much fun to be together! Here you admit that you won't go to the end, so why waste your feelings? After you have paid for them, it will be troublesome to take them back! So, you have to believe in yourself, each other, that you can make it to the end, and that your girlfriend will be your wife!

Girlfriend: When it's time for you to get up in the morning, she will wonder whether you are sleeping now, whether to call you later to sleep more, and then she will call you "nickname": for example, honey, it's time to get up, because she hopes you will hear her first greeting every morning, and then she will tell you that she dreamed of you, so happy.

Wife: It's time for you to get up in the morning, and the alarm clock rings. When you cover your head with a quilt and get ready for a nap, she will put the alarm clock in your bed. If you can't afford it, she will punch you with powder. If you can't afford it, she will hit you with a pillow. If you still can't afford it, you will be in danger, because she won't know what to lift like you #% ... She will get up two hours early to make up and dress up. She thinks whether to wear a white dress or a pink skirt or a dress today, because boys don't like their girlfriends to wear too much exposure, and then she will take you to a place she thinks is very romantic and have a candlelight dinner with you.

wife: if you invite her to dinner, she will scold you for not making a living. You have everything at home, so you have to eat out. Then she will order some cheaper dishes, while eating, she will nag that they are not as delicious as her cooking. When checking out, she will check the menu item by item to see if the waiter has made any mistakes. Before leaving, she will pack the remaining dishes and prepare to bring rice the next day.

In her spare time at work:

Girlfriend: When she is bored, she will check her mobile phone to see if there are any messages for you. Sometimes she would rather put down all her work and send you a message and ask you, "Husband, what did you do? Did you miss me?" I miss you so much "

Wife: She will call you when she is bored, monitor you, see if you have gone to work well, and whether you have cheated on her, and then tell you to go home early, what's in the refrigerator and what's in the kitchen, so that he can cook the meal before you get home. Although you are depressed, your wife's adult's" orders "dare not be" neglected ".

When wearing new clothes:

Girlfriend: When you wear a new shirt to show off in front of her, she will think: How handsome, and then secretly congratulate herself on her vision, but she says: "The button of the shirt doesn't seem to be fixed. I'll help you sew some stitches next time."

Wife: When Amy wears a new shirt to show off in front of her, she stares at you and says, Who am I going to show you when you are dressed so well? Don't I know what you look like? Then she will add: I want to wear a new shirt, wash it myself and iron it myself later.

When you are sick:

Girlfriend: When you are sick, she wants her to be sick, not you. She wants you to pass the disease on to her immediately or want to be sick for you. As soon as she has time, she will visit you, bring you a bunch of flowers you like, put them in your room, and make you feel good every day, and then make you feel that marrying you is your lifelong blessing.

wife: when you are ill, she will keep complaining about you, why did you make yourself like this? Then she will get busy in the kitchen and bring you water and rice. When you wake up the next day, she will definitely sit by your bed and watch you fall asleep, which makes you feel good to have a wife.