Funny double reed lines (played by two girls)

Ly: Hello everyone Y: We are very happy to stand here and perform for you today. L: Well, what a wonderful performance our colleagues gave us today. They sing better than me and dance better than you. If you want to win the championship, you have to do something unique. Y: Today, I'll give you something unique? L: What would you like? Y: Let's do something simple. L: Something fresh. Y: What can we eat ... L: What can we eat? Y: Come on, I can't come. Y: Take a picture, there is no dot here, there is a little here, I didn't have a dot here, and you came here a little. L: After that, I'll just play around. L: Is there such a game? Y: I don't want to cut you with that big knife. L: That's called slashing your stomach. Yes, I can. Y: I have to chop you up. Y: How about a pair of arms? L: Double locust? Can't come, that's called double spring. Y: Shuang Huang, can you do it? L: Is that all right? Do you mean the head or the back? It's all here. Y: really? L: Why is it really fake? Y: Can we have a try? L: once. Y: really? L: really y; You see, I'm not so easy to play. L: I don't play easily either. Y: great. He needs to sit there alone and pout in the back. Why are you pouting? Y: Squatting L: Mm-hmm. Y: Then where did you come to sit? L: I'm in charge. Y: I'll squat in the back. L: Shall we start? Y: No, I have to put on your makeup first. L: Ah, I have to put on makeup. Can you do it? Y: Don't worry, I guarantee that the products are excellent all over the country, departments and provinces. L: I will be a product soon. Can we have a look at this? Y: it's not finished yet. Here's a name. It's called cake. This is called a whiteboard. L: Are you finished? Y: There is one last prop, L: What? Y: Hey, hey, professional props-Tianpao, L: Is this professional enough? Can we get started? Y: I have to tell you the rules of these double springs first. L: Well, I started as soon as I raised my hand here, and I can't move any more. Y: Talk to me again. L: Start. Y: * * * You have people watching today, and this can start, so he can't move. If he moves again, he will have to listen to me. Do you believe it? If you don't believe me, let's try. Hold out your right arm, clench your fist, hold out your index finger, come back, go into your mouth, bite, bite hard. Y: oh, what's the matter? Why did you stand up? I thought you agreed to listen to me ... L: I'll lose my fingers in the future. Are you wicked or not? Didn't you listen to me? L: I'll give up my hand if I listen to you. Y: shall we change it? L: Change it, Y: Come and sit down L: Change it to a good Y: As he said, a stutterer let the cow out, and then he led the calf to pull on the well platform. The calf fell into the well and stuttered, making people shout, ah, ah, come, come. ... come ... people ... come there ... he ... he, he, oh, me, me, me, my cow. . . Cattle. . My calf has dropped, dropped, dropped, dropped, dropped, dropped L: I don't want it, I don't want it Y: What's the matter? What do you call it? Y: It's called a suffocated cow L: Ah, this cow isn't suffocated, it's suffocating me. I said you can't hurt you, y, change something else. L: Change it to a good one? Y: How about an old play? L: Well, I like the cultured ones. I like this. All right, let's play with an old bone. Y: Here's a name. It's called brother and sister parting. That's great. Can we get started? Y: Let's get started! Everybody sit down and don't worry. Watch us play an old play. The story is that cousins are reluctant to part. Dear cousin, I will leave you soon. Dear cousin, where are you going? Oh, dear cousin, Dad wrote to me to talk about cross talk at Hua Fu Hotel. Oh, dear cousin, I won't let you go. No, I'm leaving soon. I won't let you go. No, I have to go. I won't let you go. Mm ~ ~ ~ mm ~ ~ ~ won't let you go. Mm ~ ~ L: You let him go, you let him go, my waist is broken. Y: How about this one? L: What the hell is this?

References:

Degang Guo's big double spring