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Design a unique personality phrase-don't be cool to me, you think you are Youku.

Men's misfortunes are mostly due to greed for wealth, while women's misfortunes are mostly due to greed for feelings.

Is this fragmented dream the result you want?

I miss you a lot, but I never admit it in front of you.

The sunshine passed by, leaving mottled memories silent in the fleeting time.

What are the two words you hear the most in the new Water Margin-eating wine.

Don't be cold to me. You think you are Youku.

The teacher said to his mother, "The child giggles at his crotch every day in class."

People are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

People say my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

If you have something unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

Seeing beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

I think you are afraid of my thinking, but I just want to say that you pretend to be really like it, and I mean it.

Now I don't hate waiting for other people's Q news; Because others have been waiting for my news.

Oh! ~ ~ Honey, do you know what I like most about you? Oh! Honey, what point? Stay away from me. ! !

I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

Why does pangolin keep digging holes? Because it's looking for Sichuan and Shaanxi B.

I hate watching movies and seeing the key moments, and someone interrupts and misses the key lines!

I bought a bottle of black tea today and opened the bottle cap. Looks like "buy a bottle". Do you think I should buy it?

My greatest pleasure every day is watching my dog race for me.

I am an ugly duckling. As long as I can cross the river in front of me, I can become a beautiful white swan.

Test lies with lies, and all you get is lies.

You said that people who love you won't make you cry. You always say you love me, but how many times have you made me cry?

You have long been used to facing everything with cold eyes, and I have long been used to smoothing everything with indifference.

The blue of the sky stung my eyes deeply! People on the ground gently stir my heart.

Why do boys around him always ignore her because of the game? Are games really that important?

The grimace lover said: No one knows which will come to see you first, tomorrow or accident, while we are still breathing.

Playboy, that's just when most women are in heat.

I'm so quiet that you can't hear anything I want to say.

We are miserable people who are tortured by life, but we are still happy to live.

If I leave, how many people will go through your life without me.

What kind of signatures are we looking for here, and what kind of feelings are we telling.

I save face for you, so don't save face for me.

1, everyone has a good past, and it is also an unforgettable memory.

2. I accidentally forgot the past in time.

3.-You will always meet someone who makes you feel that you used to love scum.

4. I am sad and happy.

5. How much pain can a broken heart bear? How long can a broken heart last?

As long as I can see you, I am willing to bear the pain of ten thousand arrows.

7. Coffee and wine are both water, but one makes you awake and the other makes you intoxicated.

8. I will give you face, don't give me face.

9. You must have tried to feel childish and ridiculous after reading what you wrote before, but it made you feel distressed.

10, go missing and see who will come to you like crazy.

1 1. Because of you, I have been serious, tried, changed and sad. .

12, I tried my best to chase, and now I'm crazy.

13, why do you feel heartbroken again and again, but you still want to continue not to repent, so you are a little unwilling and become so greedy.

14, [I'm still crying with my eyes closed. I pretend it doesn't matter]

15, the most painful thing is not no choice but no choice.

16, [magnificent exaggeration, can you meditate with tears and finally spit out this sentence]

17 people are either vulgar or lonely.

18, 10,000 people give me less warmth than you give me a hug.

19, your departure took away all the colors in my life, leaving only brown loneliness.

20. I wonder, whose thoughts have those birds flying south in a hurry taken away?

Don't say sorry to me.

Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel it when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

Tencent's investment has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

The word "special efforts", I thought about it, and only achieved the first four.

The first part: student ID card, admission ticket and ID card, without the second part: listening, reading and composition, without cross-examination: emphasizing participation.

I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

Yue Lao! Did you break my red line?

You can also twist your ass. Look at you. You are lazier than your ass.

Pi:3: 1 tear a lid and pull two meats.

Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

Xia Xia quietly drove the tractor past, crushing you, crushing you, crushing you. . . . .

Don't envy others for living better than you, they are faking it.

There must be a road ahead of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

Dreams didn't come true because they weren't realistic enough.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

When you talk to God, you are faith. God is talking to you, you are crazy.

God didn't take special care of me, and he didn't abandon me. He just played with me.

Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

I am not omnipotent, but I am not incompetent.

The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

Give me a woman, and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I can lead them to conquer the world.

The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge.

What if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend.

The day of lovelorn love is not terrible, but the day after lovelorn love, my period hasn't come yet.

Yesterday, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

202 1 ying's unique personality on design

1, scattered memories, in memory of my sister's madness in those years.

2, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

3. Life is like the endless sea of Wang Yang.

My sister is short when something happens. Who cares about my sister?

There are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.

6. For what you have paid, my sister should give you …

7. If life is only the first time, start infatuation from now on.

8, we make money, career, love is to be happier, then happiness is the real wealth of life.

9, life, since you don't want to demonstrate, you want to be true, let yourself feel your existence, and you can prove some evidence of your own fire.

10, my sister's bottle of makeup remover scared away many ignorant little men.

1 1, women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

12, my wish is that all lovers shall have Jill!

13, there is always something missing in life. What you get, you lose.

14, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and I deserve it.

15, my life is just a straight line, turning because I want to meet you.

16, born with a wound, is only a healing process from beginning to end.

17, every time I come, I am as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. You are here to earn money to support your family.

18, don't speak English to me. I am a mixed-race Chinese and American. Can you understand me?

19, I only hope that this prosperous life is full of gorgeous youth, just like the first time.

20, God, God, the pimple on my sister's face can still be saved.

2 1, when friends ignore you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, and no one can always accompany you.

22. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you in your life.

23. People who don't know how to cherish don't deserve life.

24. Men are four idiots: coming home from work, earning money, eating lobster and leaving a phone number for women.

25, the wife is a harbor, the lover is an inn, and the young lady is a gas station on the Long March Road!

26. Life is like a red-hot iron bar. It takes a lot of training to walk well.

27. It's not that I'm young and ignorant. I just want to keep what little innocence I have left.

I lost everything, so I can't lose face any more.

29. The saddest thing in the world is being bitten by a mosquito, but you can't get it back!

30. I will use my greatest enthusiasm to perform this drama of life, not afraid of failure, loneliness and despair! Always believe that there will always be a rainbow after the rain!

3 1, there must be "three independences": economic independence, ability independence and ideological independence.

The difference between a lie and a promise is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

33. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

Today is my birthday, and my wish is: May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters.

35, life is like a dream, the years are ruthless, suddenly looking back, only to find that people are alive is a mood.

I don't mind if you hate me, because I don't live to please you.

37. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

38. There is a success called details, a strategy called forbearance, and a love called unrequited love.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to have a crush on me.

40. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is spoken.

4 1, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

42. To live is to enjoy life.

43. Unrequited love means that one person writes the story of two people.

Why is unrequited love so good? Because unrequited love never falls in love.

We don't need the hustle and bustle, we just need an equally fresh heart to take care of each other.

46. Unrequited love is the story of one person writing two people.

47, just secretly love, why not forget.

48, philandering and practicing my brain, I am in a good mood to derail, pick up girls to fight aging, flirt to solve troubles, secretly love not old, and miss less.

49. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

50. Endurance is a vision, a mind, an understanding, a life skill and a rule of wisdom.