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Don't want to get up and send a message.
1, I won't get up early until the earth restarts, and I won't get out of bed until the earth explodes. Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world. It's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me. Bed rest is the best respect for quilts. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.
I can't understand staying in bed every morning. I couldn't sleep the night before. People who can get up before eight in winter are forced by life. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die under the covers and never wake up. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.
3. I finally know why I have so much white hair, which is caused by getting up and using my brain too much. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found myself covered with a quilt. It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.
I don't want to get up during the Spring Festival.
1, it is cold. I don't want to get up every morning because I don't know what to wear. It's very cold. I just want to sleep in bed in the morning and don't want to get up. It's too warm. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
I can't understand staying in bed every morning. I couldn't sleep the night before. People who can get up before eight in winter are forced by life. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die under the covers and never wake up. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.
I don't want to get up, because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it. I have been lazy recently, and I don't want to get up for work in the morning, which is very bad. Put down your cell phone and work hard. Make up your mind to work hard every night and don't want to get up every morning.
Let me know if you don't want to get up when you wake up.
1, the first sentence of getting up every day, and then sleep for five minutes. It was so hot the other day that I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I have caught a cold these days and don't want to get up. There is nothing in and out of my life except the bed. Waking up is one thing, getting up is another.
During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.
3. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work. One day, we will get up together, brush our teeth together and walk out of the house hand in hand. Recently, I always suffer from insomnia and wake up every 16 hours-people who have difficulty getting up. Growth is just to open the distance between dreams and reality without hesitation, and to wake you up who still wants to stay in bed.
4. wake up by yourself every day. Don't handsome people deserve to sleep in? The early worm is eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't get up. Don't want to get up, people are trapped, not love, but bed. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
5. I don't want to be funny and talk to everyone! Happiness is to sleep with a full stomach every day. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day. I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I just flip through the books and sleep. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.
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