Tv shopping promotion line TV shopping performance line

Ask for funny and exaggerated sales words or TV shopping explanations! Not three or four thousand

Not one or two thousand.

It's really 998

Eight-star and eight-arrow spacecraft

99 main mainstream functions

Internet access is free.

Free calls.

There really is a gold valve on the surface! !

Don't hesitate, just pick up the phone and order! !

1P: This customer, it would be a big mistake if you bought his mobile phone. My mobile phone is much better than his. You can throw it off the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, and borrow a friend to make a phone call.

1P: You are strong. You are really strong. Let's compare the photos. My pixel is the highest in the mobile phone industry at present, with 100 million pixels. It is also equipped with a flash of the same model and specification as the aircraft. Even if you are in the bottomless pit, I can take your picture.

The first salesman said that my mobile phone can be used for one year if it is charged for ten minutes. The second salesman said that my mobile phone is charged by solar energy, vibrated and never turned off. The first salesman said that my mobile phone was anti-theft. After the thief stole it, he couldn't take off the battery and turn it off. And he will automatically take off the thief's head and send it to you, and accurately calculate the thief's position. The second salesman said that it can't compare with my mobile phone. If a thief steals my mobile phone and enters the unlock password incorrectly for three consecutive times, the mobile phone will immediately send out a strong current to stun the thief and automatically dial 1 10 to report the exact location.

The lines of the TV shopping supermarket need a whole interesting paragraph. Thank you. Two carats, eight hearts and eight arrows cost more than 200 thousand, while our eight hearts and eight arrows only cost 998 yuan and 998 yuan! Only 39. "

I swear 100% South Africa is really a diamond. 100% Swiss movement, I believe that if I offer the price, our phone will be blown up! Guess how much it is worth? It only costs 2980 yuan. Oh, yes, 2980 yuan! Men's watches and women's watches only need 66 yuan. If you miss it, then I congratulate you, you can't buy ~ ~ ~ "

As long as the price is 998, there will be no products below 1000 yuan in any place in the world, and the price is 998! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ask TV shopping classic lines! ! ! ! Two carats, eight hearts and eight arrows cost more than 200 thousand, while our eight hearts and eight arrows only cost 998 yuan, 998 yuan! Only 39. "

I swear 100% South Africa is really a diamond. 100% Swiss movement, I believe that if I offer the price, our phone will be blown up! Guess how much it is worth? It only costs 2980 yuan. Oh, yes, 2980 yuan! Men's watches and women's watches only need 66 yuan. If you miss it, then I congratulate you, you can't buy ~ ~ ~ "

If you go to a noodle shop anywhere in the world, there will be no products below 1000 yuan, and the price is 998! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! There is gold on the surface! ~ is there, is there!

Real diamond, real gold, only 399 today! !

Pick up the phone and order quickly.

Information about TV shopping can be found on TV Shopping official website. The information of TV shopping is comprehensive, including not only the classic quotations of TV shopping, but also the hot-selling products of TV shopping, the recommendation of mainstream channels of TV shopping, the distribution and logistics of bulk commodities and so on.

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Ask those classic exaggerated advertising words of TV shopping programs that sell mobile phones! As long as the 998 sea is 998, you can have this fashionable high-end mobile phone which integrates making phone calls, texting, chatting QQ, watching movies, surfing the Internet at high speed and taking photos. Your heart is not as good as action. Call to order quickly. Friends who call the hotline to order in the first 30 minutes will also get a big gift. What are you hesitating about? Act quickly (please accept it as a satisfactory answer, thank you).

Asking for a long line of TV shopping is nonsense and funny, and the 998 kind is not three or four thousand

Not one or two thousand.

It's really 998

Eight-star and eight-arrow spacecraft

99 main mainstream functions

Internet access is free.

Free calls.

There is really gold on the surface! !

Don't hesitate, just pick up the phone and order! !

This TV shopping statement: the products sold are all high-tech products, and there are no fakes. Here, I would like to introduce a super mobile phone with all the functions of mobile phones in the world-"Tianjia" brand T9980 super mobile phone. The mobile phone has the following super functions.

First, this mobile phone has the super function of answering and making calls, so you can communicate with your family at any time no matter where you are (but you have to pay the phone bill yourself)

Second, when it's inconvenient to talk, you can chat with your friends by SMS, even without your mouth (the information fee should be paid by yourself! )

Third, the machine also has the business function of clocks and watches. In addition to providing you with accurate time information, it can even provide you with alarm clock service to help you make better use of your time at any time. (Note: When using the alarm clock service, the mobile phone should be turned on, and the alarm clock is invalid when it is turned off).

Fourth, are you still worried about a single boring mobile phone? This phone has five built-in personalities * * * and you can change them at any time to show your personality. If you still think there are too few * * *, you can even download one of your own * * * from the Internet and change it at any time, so as to be truly timeless. (download at your own expense).

Fifth, this machine can also play mp3 and mp4 files, so that you can have fun after work. (The mp3 played by this machine is a file with the standard bit rate format of 16kbt/s, and other bit rates cannot be played. This machine does not support wmv nonstandard music format. The bit rate of 3gp file based on Mp4 is 32kbt/s, which does not support nonstandard formats such as AVI RM.

6. The camera is also equipped with a digital camera with a digital zoom of 2 times and a maximum of 300,000 pixels, so that you can record wonderful moments at any time (note, please use this camera when taking pictures at noon and in direct sunlight, and please feel free to use it if you shoot dark light normally at other times).

You usually buy walkie-talkies, pagers, watches, alarm clocks, mp3, mp4 and digital cameras ... It may cost tens of thousands of yuan, but now, you only need to spend 9980 yuan to get a T9980 super mobile phone that integrates walkie-talkies, pagers, watches, alarm clocks, mp3, mp4 and digital cameras. Definitely worth it.

In addition, we also give you an original charger with a value of 1000 yuan and an original 50 mA/h battery with a value of several thousand yuan. If you call now, we also give you a 32m memory card with a value of 10000 yuan to expand your storage space.

This product is insured by the insurance company and notarized by the notary office. All functions are true, not false. Please feel free to buy.

What are you hesitating about? Pick up the phone and order! -You are wise to choose "Tianjia" T9980 super mobile phone.

Our 24-hour telephone number: 0 1234567890 to the attic on the 25th floor, please call Sister Ma.

Is it long enough? I've done my best.

TV shopping funny lines original price 2999. Now it's only 998. That's right. Just 998! Order by phone now and get a free luxury gift package worth 1000 yuan.

Smile for the classic lines of TV shopping first. . . .

Two carats, eight hearts and eight arrows cost more than 200 thousand, while our eight hearts and eight arrows only cost 998 yuan, 998 yuan! Only 39. "

I swear 100% South Africa is really a diamond. 100% Swiss movement, I believe that if I offer the price, our phone will be blown up! Guess how much it is worth? It only costs 2980 yuan. Oh, yes, 2980 yuan! Men's watches and women's watches only need 66 yuan. If you miss it, then I congratulate you, you can't buy ~ ~ ~ "

As long as the price is 998, there will be no products below 1000 yuan in any place in the world, and the price is 998! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1. What are you waiting for? What are you hesitating about? Pick up the phone and order.

2, there is gold on the surface! ~ is there, is there!

Real diamond, real gold, only 399 today! !

Pick up the phone and order quickly.

3, the heart is not as good as action. Pick up the phone and order. Please remember elephant fruit international! ! !

New shopping, new life, Guo Xiang International.

Ask TV shopping classic lines! ! ! ! God, I just said something in the space, which means I love crazy 4, I'll copy it for you.

Not 5000! Not 4000! Just 998! As long as 998, you can buy a mobile phone with absolute value! QQ chat! Hand-written full touch! 3.5-inch screen! Read SMS by voice! What are you waiting for? Not much! * * * snap up! Now there are only 35, 34, 33 left! Say it again! In order to give back to users, the manufacturer specially launched the * * * version of iPhone4! Let your heart beat the price! Let's put the call through to the customer service sales department! hey ...

One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Shit! Someone took a group photo again! "

There are 30 frogs in a pool, and only one frog wears underwear. Why? Because he takes a shower! )

There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become? -Pigs.

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? -little dog, because want want is humble.

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes and Geng worked together. Which one didn't get paid in the end? -Centipede, because you won't take it for nothing.

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? Elephant.

What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango.

Which two kinds of fruits have mobile phones? -radish and green vegetables, each has his own love.

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? -If

Jin Mu is a land of fire and water, whose legs are long? Ham sausage

Cobra dated the elephant, greeted him and said, "Come as soon as you come. Welcome to lead such a big pig. "

I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying .............................................................................................................................................................. ~ ~ ~

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