Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Have you ever been stung by a bee or wasp?
Have you ever been stung by a bee or wasp?
My hometown is in the countryside, the hometown of calligraphy and painting-Fuyang Taihe. When I was a child, I studied in a primary school in a neighboring village. At that time, there were beekeepers on the roadside, and the impression seemed to be mobile. Only in spring did I move the big box to the side of the road. The only way home from school, in fact, bees generally do not take the initiative to attack people. They were afraid, so they covered their clothes and ran over. But a friend said that the honey of bees is sweet, so we caught bees by the river. Bees seem to want to drink water. There are always many bees by all the rivers. It's very thoughtful of me not to grasp it directly with my hands. I will tear a piece of paper in my exercise book and put it in a cone. Then pinch it up and put the bee's sting on the foam foundation of the shoe, and the bee will take the initiative to sting the sole, and then squeeze its stomach to eat honey. Pay attention at this time, sometimes other things will be squeezed out, which is also full of flavor. As the saying goes, there are always wet shoes at the riverside station, and occasional mistakes can please bees. Give one or two. But I have most of them, and I still protect my face.
That kind of feeling, suddenly a warm current, aroused the heat of the stung part and gradually became nervous. After a while, it was as smooth as wax and as bright as new. Temporarily blocked the blood circulation, yes, the fingers are thick; My pain-relieving method is quite original. I put the stung part in my mouth, bite it with my teeth and exert myself. So you won't feel stinging, because only your teeth hurt, fight poison with poison.
Of course, in addition to the hands, there is also a common part that is the head. That's a wasp, a wasp's! Much more powerful than bees. I think wasps are stupid and can't get hair out. I helped him, but they stung me. That feeling is not sour, but buzzing. I can't help gritting my teeth. Maybe biting your teeth will stop the pain! When I was a child, I went to my grandmother's house. She gave me an injection and picked out the swollen place. How can I stop here? Let my brother and some cousins stir up a hornet's nest. The trick used is to attack it unprepared and burn it unprepared. The five of us, at the cost of hurting only two people, successfully destroyed a stronghold of the wasp. This thing can be sold for money, and it was quite expensive at that time, so we proudly took it home for grandma to raise.
My experience is good. I brought it myself, but some wasps are poisonous. I must go to the hospital in time. Someone really got stung to death. Maybe I'm fatal, too. So don't take the initiative to provoke these little creatures. Bees sting and soon die, and people pay the price of their lives. Why bother? Hurt 800 enemies and hurt yourself 1000.
- Related articles
- Let's talk about the future of ceramic hand painting.
- What do you want to do most when you return to normal after the peak of the epidemic?
- I wish my mother a birthday and send a short circle of friends.
- Missing relatives in Mid-Autumn Festival
- Hello Kitty's profile?
- Insomnia, a WeChat circle of friends
- Talk about the mood to play.
- Jacky Cheung, tell me.
- Talk about the signature of Love Your Girlfriend _ Love Your Girlfriend.
- Motherly love fifth grade composition