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I like the way you express sentences.

I like the way you express sentences.

1, every give-up must be a sublimation, otherwise don't give up; Every choice must be a sublimation, otherwise don't choose.

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes blink, I will die.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

6. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, and I will go crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

8. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

9. After I finished sending it, I immediately rushed to the girl's downstairs, ready to rush to her dormitory to help others repair their mobile phones and just peek. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love the snow in Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

10, it is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

1 1, Jun was born before I was born, and I was old when I was born; You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early. You gave birth to me before I was born, and I was old when I gave birth to you; Hate is not born at the same time. Hello every day. I was born before you, and you were born when I was old; I am far away from you, and you are far away from me. I was born before you, and you were born when I was old; Become a butterfly, look for flowers every night and live in the grass.

12, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

14, some people say that they should reason with their lovers and don't want to love; I don't want to reason with my wife; Reasoning with colleagues, don't want to mix; If I reason with my boss, I don't want to do it ... there are many unreasonable places in life. However, I love you for no reason!

15, I love you, there is no need to hold your hand and pretend to be happy, I will watch silently behind you; I love you without gorgeous words, and I will try to continue your happy laughter; I love you, I don't need to be with you all the time to care about you, you have your sky, you have your storm, you cry, I will hand you a paper towel to tell you that there is still me in this world; You are tired, I have your shoulders to lean on, and I am integrated into this life with you.