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Talking about lucky money

1, Spring Festival is just around the corner, so don't touch the lucky money for your children! Be prepared, plan and arrange music reasonably. Intelligent protection is also beneficial, and the guarantee of making money is really awesome! It's really safe to use special funds, which is safe and happy for you and me!

2, the beauty camera is awkward, give me thrush hair and eyeliner. I don't even recognize it. I hope to celebrate the New Year tomorrow and then start school with the lucky money.

Dad gave me a red envelope for the lucky money, for fear that he would forget it, and quietly prepared it for him! Just say that my daughter is a sweet little cotton-padded jacket!

4. When I was a child, I had new clothes, lucky money and no worries. Now I'm grown up. I don't have new clothes and lucky money for the New Year, but I have troubles.

When I was a child, I was very happy to get lucky money to buy coins and play games. The days of Chinese New Year are getting closer and closer, and the flavor of the year is getting stronger and stronger, but there is no taste of childhood.

6. Don't say anything else. This is a bit ridiculous. Isn't this a child who shows off his wealth in front of Gao Fushuai with lucky money? Because he is shameless, he is even more shameless?

7. Crowdfunding the whole people to return to their hometown. When my gay friends partner kicks me home, I will get a luxury car, a big gift and a lucky money!

8. My mother told me that if I don't go home, I won't get lucky money. . Damn it, my money for one year is not as much as my living expenses for one month.

9. I told my dad that the lucky money for the New Year should be tripled because you have three sons. As a result, he said no, not so much, and he couldn't buy a house.

10, our family went home today. My baby and I spend the New Year in Shiyan. I'm afraid I won't see him for more than 20 days. When I was a child, I was very happy for the New Year. I have lucky money and new clothes, a winter vacation and many delicious foods. Now the New Year has lost its flavor.

1 1. I wish you a thick lucky money and come to school to change your equipment. It's up to you to decide the full installment, and I'll send you 12m broadband 120g traffic. So don't impulsively come to school and talk to you in detail.

Bao Xiao, who has never received lucky money, received a big red envelope from my grandmother when he was 25 years old. ( )

13, I am still a child, I just want to have a happy New Year, and I don't want to be forced to date. I want to get more lucky money for a few years.

14, roughly calculated today. In the ideal situation this year, the lucky money received by bean sprouts and the lucky money we sent are just positive and negative, and the income is in 0 yuan.

15, except for the lucky money, it has actually saved enough living expenses for next semester. What conclusion can this draw? What a serious college student? Or is the expenditure of the provincial capital really very small?

16, the hardest thing is the midnight before dawn, and the twelfth lunar month before the lucky money.

17, why am I so fucking silent at home? I don't know what to say when I get the lucky money, but I can't think of anything else except thank you. Let's be angry!

18 Please, please, can you let me buy a pair of big devils for the lucky money?

19, I have no big wishes for the Spring Festival this year. I want to send this expression when I receive the lucky money.

20. I am too poor to pay the phone bill. Which kind-hearted person will help me pay the phone bill? I will pay back the lucky money after the Chinese New Year. Really, I'm absolutely reliable.

2 1, alas, it was the Spring Festival that I found that there should not be too many godsons and too many goddaughters, because I had to prepare lucky money for them!

22. I happened to pass by my grandmother's house. My grandmother gave me lucky money in advance, and then said that I wouldn't give it to me when I got paid. So there should be no lucky money from next year.

23. Son: Dad, how much do you earn a day? Dad: Almost more than 200! Son: Here, this is my lucky money! A * * * three hundred dollars! Can you stay with me for a day?

24. Just now, I told my mother that we won't accept lucky money this year. My mother said, you still expect someone to give you lucky money.

25. My uncle and aunt did well in the freshman exam. I didn't have a boyfriend at the end of February. I was young and had homework. I advanced into the house. Lucky money? Can't arrive on time.

26. Think about it. How many promises were made inadvertently in the past? I think, in five or six months, I will see the lucky money that has been away from me for many years. My heart is very excited. It's just overwhelming ~

27. This year's lucky money (dad 500, brother 2000, sister 200, myself 1200) is finally enough for me to change a mobile phone.

28. The New Year is coming. Prepare some new tickets to visit the elders and give the younger generation lucky money. Think about wasting 46 years. I have never received a penny of steel hammer lucky money from my relatives. Time is really firm.

Crowdfunding in 29.JD.COM wants you to go home for the New Year, and you can't even afford luxury cars, travel expenses and lucky money!

When I was a child, I liked Chinese New Year, because I could wear new clothes and have lucky money. Now I just want to go back and see my parents.

3 1. There are not only jiaozi in the Spring Festival, but also lucky money. Don't you think it's important? I haven't eaten stuffing for years. There are dates, sugar and money in it.