The most popular interesting dialogue about mood phrases

The most popular interesting dialogue about mood phrases

1. I told you not to push me. If you push me, I will play dead for you!

2. Eating grapes without spitting grape skins may cause diarrhea! Eat grapes only when you spit out their skins. You are a magician!

3. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I deeply installed 13.

I really want to take my size 36 shoes to your size 42 face.

5. Creations don't make people, only making love can make people.

6. Break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

7. 10 years ago, I watched idol dramas with relish and went to the toilet as soon as there was an advertisement in the middle. Ten years later, I watched the advertisement with relish and went to the toilet as soon as there was an idol drama.

8. Feeding 22% of the world's population with 7% arable land is not an achievement at all. Look at Japan. Known as Niu B, 90% of the world's pornography is produced with 65438+ 0.5% of the world's population.

9. I stare into your eyes and find the loneliness in dark black. You said it was because the night was too short. You looked into my eyes and found the burning thorns. I said it was because I slept on the electric mattress-I was angry.

10. In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.

1 1. A 70-year-old man married a little wife, and his grandson asked, how old are you? Can I eat all night? Old man: It's as simple as playing mahjong-eat less, touch more, touch hard and clap hard.

12. After graduation, I chose the zoo for my first party. Everyone agrees, because only here do I feel that I am still alone! Live a life that is not so bad.

13. Xifeng finally got married! The groom is mighty! Harm others and yourself!

14. The acne is disfigured.

15. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

16. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

17. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

18. On the crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop crowding! Stop squeezing! Squeeze all the milk out! She is holding yogurt.

The funniest conversation about mood phrases

1, stupid is too smart! 2. Boss, a bowl of tears.

3. Men can live and sows can climb trees.

4. The most ordinary love is the most reliable.

5, men's minds are wronged!

6, phone bills and traffic gave birth to a child called downtime.

7. I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

8. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

9, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

10, I choose to love you, and you choose to love her.

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, where can the corner be dug down?

12, the person you dreamed of, you should sleep with him when you wake up.

13, I'm unlucky to meet you at the best age.

14, people want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

15, less and less heart-to-heart, mating earlier and earlier.

16, that person, go back and wash your mouth with urine and come back!

17, I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

18, I like to think the impossible before going to bed.

19, give me an atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

If you do your homework hard, it will be the last day of National Day.

2 1, if it can't be amazing, it's ugly.

22. My wallet is like an onion. I want to cry when I open it.

23. Boys should show their teeth instead of pouting.

24. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

I am already very happy, because I have seen you so deeply.

26, nothing, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear every day!

27. However, we can't hide the goodness from God, so we have to keep on being handsome.

28. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

29. What am I thinking? What are you still imagining? Destiny takes a hand!

30. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter, but you just like coquettish.

3 1, drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and send the jumper off with a small handkerchief.

32. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

33. This will not happen, and that will not happen. These are two things I will never do in my life.

34. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

35. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

36. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

37. Teacher, you are great. You must pretend to be strong when you know that we won't listen.

38. Take your hand and drag the child away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

39. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me a room-messy hero.

40, unrequited love is no radar with anti-aircraft guns, silently locking enemy planes.

4 1, depravity is not terrible, what is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very sober!

42. I like reading. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

43. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

44. May I ask you the way? Where are you going? Into your heart.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

46. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

It is impossible to steal happiness, but it is still possible to steal fat.

48. Buddha said that as long as you have classes in your heart, you will never skip classes anywhere. I had an epiphany.

49. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

50. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

5 1, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still ignored me.

52. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

There are too many paradoxes in the world of love, even if you are careful, you may not get full marks.

54. It is obvious that the school slag system needs not only power consumption but also special cards to start any school hegemony mode.

55. Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not for you. I can only make you cry.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

57. Let's flip a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

58. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

59. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on going back and forth, and some focus on going back and forth.

60. A knowing smile, a comforting word and an unnecessary hug are enough. .

6 1, why do you think my heart is beating so hard? Thanks to my thick throat, I can jump out with my thin throat.

62. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

63, the new version of dichlorvos, delicious and tonic, open the lid and have another bottle! Holiday gifts are excellent.

64. The classmate who plays mobile phone in front reminds the classmate who speaks in the middle not to disturb the classmate who sleeps behind.

65, to participate in weight loss classes, the coach told me to wear loose clothes, to have loose clothes, why should I participate in weight loss classes?

66. One day I met my old self, and I must slap it. You have done too many wrong things.

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

68. When did you take the most crowded bus, starting from the front and then being squeezed to the end?

69. On the bus, the driver finally gave up his seat at the strong request of the old man. . .

70. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.

7 1, one day, 0 and 8 met in the street, 0 looked at 8 disdainfully and said: You are fat when you are fat, why wear a belt!

72. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!

73. I've been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who hasn't even educated minors, and wants to educate adults.

74. Last night, I wrote a sentence that I feel very good about myself: Be happy in this life and feel at ease! I asked my deskmate to read. Unexpectedly, he read backwards.

75. Do you still remember the circle of the children's channel? Yes What did that sentence say? Dance with me.

76. I remember in high school, once in class, the class teacher made a slip of the tongue and said that the person who had attended my class was the one who had attended my class. . .

77. Life is only a few decades. I will constantly fill the time and space I have with happiness and ignore all the unhappiness. You are the source of my happiness.

78. Fate let me know you, just like finding an embroidery needle in the vast sea, more like finding a female monkey who can't climb trees in the zoo.

79. I'm very upset that I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

80. Cao Cao took his youngest son to see Zhuge Liang. See Zhuge Liang, Cao Caoshui: I brought my youngest son to see you. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, I will come when I come. What fruit do you want to bring?

Classic, popular and funny.

One, get out of here. Keep rolling. Second, spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

Fourth, special people never say that they are special, such as me.

The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!

Eight, the original everlasting, just a misunderstanding.

Nine, read other people's stories and keep your own tears.

Ten, the ship hit the bridge and naturally sank.

Don't go so far, who can guarantee that you will live to that day.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Thirteen, the biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Fourteen, your life can be summed up in just eight words-born absurd, died timid.

Fifteen, after studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

Seventeen, a man's words are like an old lady's teeth, how many are true?

Eighteen, a woman without talent is virtue, I must be too wicked.

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do!

Twenty, how far your mind is, how far you roll. You can roll as fast as the speed of light

2 1. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

Twenty-two, get on the thief boat and follow the thief.

I am convinced that someone will come to this world to suffer from me.

24. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

Play with your feelings, and I will make you cry rhythmically!

Twenty-six, waiting is the oldest in life.

27. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

28. I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.

29. Q: What do you like about me? I like you to stay away from me.

Thirty, the kitchen knife cuts the wires, and sparks and lightning all the way.

3 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Thirty-two, do all the bad things you can while you are young. There are only a few years left.

The most fashionable and funny, talk about phrases.

1, when I miss you, I think that so many people in the world are like you.

It's so windy today that my heart is cold.

3. Boring people do boring things, say boring things and miss boring people.

4, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

Everything will be all right, all shall be well, but all shall be well.

6, money is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is gone when used.

7. When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

8. The temptation to go home tells those mistresses that behind you, there will be the next mistress to replace you.

9. Puppy love is not love. Learn to be kind to yourself.

10, wallet, wallet, what's wrong with you? Get thinner every day! There's no wallet cirrhosis, is there?

1 1. Women should not think that they are good enough not to study, and men should not think that they can be ugly if they study well.

12, when you feel insignificant, think about your goals. When you are self-righteous, try to make your own decisions.

13, we are all sharpshooters, and each bullet kills a comrade-in-arms.

14, love me, don't love me, kick me to death.

15, you have a heart after 80 and a face after 70.

16, I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

17, fate, silently waiting at a ferry, waiting for love to carry it. Two empty hearts happen to coincide.

18, stepping on the loneliness you gave me, walking alone in the story called the future.

19, does the smile on your face indicate that you won't be sad?

20. Because of your sentence I love you, I can pay the whole process for you.

2 1, because you know, you are compassionate.

22, we should be the most stubborn age, who lacks the courage to insist on love?

23, dizzy, I am just used to the habits I am not used to.

24. Try to find an excuse to convince this messy heart.

25, love, sometimes fragile like a withered rose, only flower-shaped and colorless.