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What copy can Wen Qing use to tell the time?

1, through the exercise equipment in the gym, two young men came straight up and asked me about the mixed method. They beat me up in a few words. It's 7: 08 p.m. I'm not Ma Siwei, I'm Ma Baoguo. I advise these two young people to behave themselves and talk about martial arts. Later, Yao sauce went to the wild king. After all, the wind on the road can't blow every corner of the canyon, and the security guard guarding the tower is no longer worthy of her riding the wild king.

2. Cross the long bridge on the Bund and let me enter your dream. It's 8 pm Beijing time. Stop pretending to sleep and pay back the money quickly! After the convenience store downstairs, I ate a spaghetti and the moonlight sprinkled on the table. This noodle is really salty. It's 7 o'clock in the evening. It is ten years since we last met.

3, the frog will never become a prince, Cinderella's glass slipper disappeared on time at 12, Andersen is quite useless, he can only write fairy tales that will not happen, and I am even more useless, I will only ask what you are doing. It's nine o'clock at night. I miss you a little today. Actually, it's not just today. Actually, a little more.

I want to be your arm, and I want to be your wing. I will give you courage to accompany you to the place you want to go most. You should know it's one o'clock at noon. I'm Ma Siwei.

The princess will find her prince, and the moon can also be an ornament of the starry sky. Life will never be full of pain and decadence. Li Bai persisted in his romanticism until his death. It's 1 1 o'clock now. The more noisy, the more I miss you.

6. I never regret crossing the Norwegian forest to remember my feelings and borrow money. For you, I set foot on the tracks in England. It's half past two in the afternoon, and I suddenly feel a little dark. I hope you can lend me another 50 for dinner.

7. God may not give you the aura of Prince Charming, but you can still realize your dream through your own efforts and become an amazing Prince Charming. I'm Ma Siwei, and it's twelve noon.